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Casinos should let people count the cards at Blackjack

This is a serious post, if you don't reply seriously, you're in the wrong place.

Casinos make so much money, they have to give back to the people of the US of A.
People drink alcohol at casinos and watch shows and eat food, but then when they have to drive home, guess what happens? They're drunk. So it's also like casinos kill people too. I think it's horrible that casinos also just dump all their toilets and garbage into the ocean; they're killing whales and they aren't helping with Kony in Pakistan at all. I hate people who ignore current events, haha. Anyway, casinos take so much money and what do the leaders of the casino clan do? They spend it. ON THEMSELVES. That's so greedy and hateful, like, people are dying in Ireland! They feed off of all of the good American people like a mosquito does. Ew, mosquitos. Anyway. casinos kill people, they don't help anyone, and they don't let you count the cards.
So, my suggestion is that we legally enforce them to let you count the cards and they can't make you stop because it's giving back to the people. And if you're winning, you're going to drink less because when my daddy wins, he doesn't drink. It's like they're giving back to the community and it helps people and everybody wins because it's awesome. And we should also legally enforce the belief in Christianity, lolz.
So, do you guys agree or not?

I hate casinos and how they kill whales. </3