Pioneer Are you ready for a new adventure?
[header]Pioneer | Are you ready for a new adventure?[/header]
[url=http://www.basilmarket.com/show/listing/158467/0/Pioneer_Of_Renegades.html#0]Apply in the Renegades Listing here.[/url]
[b]Update (July 16, 2012)[/b]: Renegades Pioneer Expansion! Discovery Alliance formed, consisting of Pioneer, Settler, Explore, and Begin! Detailed information below!
[b]Update (July 16, 2012)[/b]: The listings for Pioneer of Renegades should be up in the morning; however, fill out your applications on this thread until the listings is posted. The link will be posted on the thread, and updated here. Applications posted after the Listings is up will not be read.
[url=http://sleepywood.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1698532]View our official Guild SW Thread.[/url]
[i]This can be moved to a listing when the CYMK is up.[/i]
[quote=Definition][b]Pi-o-neer / [Noun][/b] A person who is among the first to explore or settle a new country or area.[/quote]
When Renegades is released, Pioneer will be running in the CYMK Alliance (Chaos, Yellonde, Mardia, and Kradia) along with Renegades. This thread will give you a chance to apply for Pioneer in either the CYMK Alliance or Renegades. Be a part of a guild that will hold strong connections even though worlds, literally. I know that Pioneer requires applications; however, this was not planned to make the guild exclusive. Pioneer pries on inclusiveness; however, still wanting to find loyal members who hold same interests and similarities to other guild members. Many members will stay in the CYMK Alliance; however, some members will move onto Renegades to [i]Pioneer[/i].
If you are added into the [b]Pioneer Family[/b], you will basically be added to the Skype Group with all the Pioneers from CYMK and Renegades. You will be given the chance to be in Pioneer for CYMK or Renegades if you do decide to move. Once a Pioneer, always a Pioneer. Please remember that Skype does not require you to have a microphone, Skype also has a group chatbox where you can chat and type.
[header]Guild Information:[/header]
[b]Guild Signature Hat[/b]: Woodsman Hat (Cash Shop Hat | 3,900 NX) | [i]Optional[/i]
[b]Guild Headquarters[/b]: CH 12, Free Market Entrance
Pioneer was created on the first day that Chaos was released, June 29th at 12:29 AM PST. Throughout the summer, the guild had grown gradually and we had all become a very close nit group of friends though very welcoming to new members. Pioneer was closed and retired after all the members quit when Summer 2011 ended. However, with the new World Alliance that came on June 12th, 2012, almost one year after Chaos was released, I have decided to bring Pioneer back. The guild is now open for all players in the World Alliance. Our plan for Pioneer is to create a family-oriented guild that will hopefully boss and train together. It is time to be the Pioneer of the new World Alliance.
[b]Guild Divisions[/b]:
[b]Renegades[/b]:
[ Alliance ]
[*] [b]Discovery[/b]: The alliance will consist of all the four guilds listed above.
[ Guilds ]
[*] [b]Pioneer[/b]: Pioneer consists of the main characters of the players in the Pioneer Family. Pioneer is the main guild and will be the most known out of the Discovery Alliance. Members of Pioneer have access to Settler and Explore.
[*] [b]Settler[/b]: Settler consists of any Knight of Cygnus or secondary/alternative characters of members in the Pioneer Family. You may have unlimited characters in this guild.
[*] [b]Explore[/b]: Explore consists of any mules of members in the Pioneer Family. These mules include merchants, professions, etc. You may have unlimited characters in this guild.=
[*] [b] Begin[/b]: Begin consists of newly approved applicants for the Pioneer Family. In Begin, new members will endure a one week trial and after this time, they will be moved into Pioneer. In Begin, members will be able to be connected through alliance chat and still be connected to the Pioneer Family. Usually, a few members are accepted into Begin at once; therefore, these members will be able to maintain a well friendship prior to connecting to Pioneer. Members of Begin will be added to the Pioneer Family's Skype.
[b]Guild Photos[/b]:
[url=http://i49.tinypic.com/15zio11.png]Guild Photo | CYMK - Haunted House[/url]
[url=http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1240/maple0050.png]Guild Photo | CYMK - Orbis Boat[/url]
[url=http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/2160/maple0045ub.jpg]Guild Photo | Guild Photo | CYMK - Red Airplanes[/url]
[url=http://i47.tinypic.com/dmv81x.png]Guild Photo | Renegades - Guild HeadQuarters (CH 12, Free Market Entrance)[/url]
[header]Guild Leaders[/header]
[url=http://www.basilmarket.com/user/Ellinia]Ellinia (Kevin)[/url] | Head of Pioneer Affairs
[url=http://www.basilmarket.com/user/Amvoir]Amvoir (Ash)[/url] | Head of Pioneer Appeal
[url=http://www.basilmarket.com/user/Impulse]Impulse (Meghl)[/url] | Head of Pioneer Policy Changes
[url=http://www.basilmarket.com/user/Lazier]Lazier (Ryan)[/url] | Head of Pioneer Disciplinary Actions
[b]Head of Pioneer Affairs[/b]: The duty of the Head of Pioneer Affairs consists of: governing of the guilds, delegating work to the leaders, appointing new leaders, evaluating all Pioneer activites and affairs, and monitoring the guild to make sure that there are no problems.
[b]Head of Pioneer Appeal[/b]: The duty of the Head of Pioneer Appeal consists of: reading all appeals if you feel you were unjustly expelled from the guild, and works alongside the Head of Pioneer Affairs to make sure that members do not feel the need to act out.
[b]Head of Pioneer Policy Changes[/b]: The duty of the Head of Pioneer Policy Changes consists of: enforcing all guild rules, changing or adding on new guild rules if deemed necessary along with changing the application process or time if deemed.
[b]Head of Pioneer Disciplinary Actions[/b]: The duty of the Head of Pioneer Disciplinary Actions consists of: disciplining all members who break any of the Pioneer rules and working with the Head of Pioneer Affairs and Policy Changes on guild rules.
[header]F.A.Q (Frequently Asked Questions)[/header]
[quote=Amvoir]Here's a fabricated FAQ as we are receiving a lot of the same questions both in the BasilMarket thread and in-game...
[b]GENERAL FAQ[/b]
Q. [b]Is the Cash Shop item, Woodsman Hat, necessary to be apart of Pioneer?[/b]
A. The Woodsman Hat is recommended but [i]not required[/i]. It is merely a sign of unity to represent our guild.
Q. [b]How many people are reviewing over the applications?[/b]
A. Three: @Ellinia, CYMK leader, and @Impulse and @Lazier, Renegades leader and helper.
[b]SERVER FAQ[/b]
Q. [b]What is CYMK and Renegades?[/b]
A. CYMK is the abbreviated form of the first world alliance between worlds Chaos, Yellonde, Mardia, and Kradia. Renegades is the newest server to come to GMS, named after the v.112 update.
Q. [b]Do I have to move to Renegades to join Pioneer?[/b]
A. No. We are hosting Pioneer in both the CYMK server alliance and Renegades. You have the option of choosing which you'd like to call home.
[b]APPLICATION FAQ[/b]
Applications were not established so potential members can immediately trust other players with their belongings, nor is it there to ensure the life expectancy of the guild. (We are very aware that school or life in general will always have the first priority.) The purpose of strangers filling out an application is to familiarize ourselves with a sense of their character or personality and to harbor an impression of community. As a previous member of Pioneer, you should know that it is not the title that represents the guild but the members, and the probability of those members coming together without Kevin's process is very slim.
Not many guilds are successful by adding players on a whim. You may operate your guild as you wish and we'll respect that. All we ask is we have that returned honor.
Q. [b]If I am accepted, what happens next?[/b]
A. You will receive a private message (PM) containing the information required to join the guild in-game.
Q. [b]I wasn't accepted. Can I apply again?[/b]
A. If you have allowed up to twenty-four (24) hours and your name does not appear on the "accepted applications" list, you may submit a new application and apply again.
Q. [b]What is Pioneer looking for in our applications?[/b]
A. We are looking to gain a sense of potential members before they are added to the guild. Tell us about yourself - personality, ambitions and goals, interests, and your experiences with both the game and outside life. Treat your application as though you're meeting new friends!
Q. [b]Should we stop trying to apply after you get 27 people or will you guys still be willing to gain more members?[/b]
A. Also to add on, 27 is our goal for the beginning of Renegades. After 27 applications have been accepted, the applications will be closed for one week after the opening of Renegades. This is because we will be giving the members inside of the guild a week to bond and know each other. However, after one week, we will be accepting applications and be accepting members into the guild so that we will grow gradually. As I've stated before, "Pioneer is a close-knit group of friends, but still welcoming to new members." Please do not distraught if you do not make the first 27, this does not mean you will not be in the guild.
I hope this has helped bring light to any confusion! If you have any unanswered concerns, please do not be afraid to ask! [/quote]
[header]Application Process:[/header]
[b]Application Status for CYMK[/b]: Open
[url=http://www.basilmarket.com/show/listing/158467/0/Pioneer_Of_Renegades.html#0][b]Application Status for Renegades[/b] : Open[/url]
By submitting an application to Pioneer, you further agree to confine yourself to [url=http://nxcache.nexon.net/nx/global/legal_info/terms.html]Nexon's Terms of Service[/url]. Please note that Pioneer does not have tolerance for hacking, scamming, or further disagreement of the ToS. Please report any abuse of the ToS from a member (with a screenshot/evidence) directly to the Master.
Fill out this application using your current game information. Post the completed application in the thread to be reviewed. Please abide by proper ELD standards and I highly recommend using a grammar/spell checker. Please copy the entire application, and fill in the necessary requirements.
[b]Please note that because you are accepted, you will still be monitored closely by your actions and what not. Your acceptance may be revoked if you act in a manner that is not fit standards of the guild. If you disagree with this, please do not apply.[/b]
[quote=Application]
World (CYMK):
In-Game Name (or intended IGN):
Nickname/Name:
Age:
Gender:
Class:
Time zone (or state/country):
About Me (Describe about yourself/An interesting story about you):
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[b]If your name has not been added to the list within 24 hours, unfortunately, you were rejected. To reapply, please make an entirely different new post with a new application after 24 hours of your initial submission.[/b]
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I miss the Pioneer's in Chaos
This is so sad i actually want to cry right now.
@Amvoir:
Its just SAD
tweak the application. you don't need to know my age or a story about me. those 2 things are stopping me from applying
reposted on the correct forum page
[quote=navinrayman]<3 Pioneer <3
EDIT: IM NOT IN THE GROUP PHOTO BRB CUTTING WRISTS[/quote]
too ugly
-Pausc
OT: Good luck everyone! I've had a blast in Pioneer and I've only been in for about a week. I've met tons of people just like me! <3
Re-applied in the Listing. Really hope I get in this time
[quote=cleadmau5]I agree with you. You are one smart man. This whole "operation" is a joke. This is exactly how the holocaust happened just a whole bunch of followers listening to a group of people....[/quote]
I agree with you.
Also this should be posted somewhere else.
The Renegades Listing is now up! Please apply [url=http://www.basilmarket.com/show/listing/158467/0/Pioneer_Of_Renegades.html#0]there[/url] now!
[quote=Pacific]@Ascend Sorry if you took my comment the wrong way,but I meant if you didn't get accepted and felt as if it was because of your application,they choose quality or quanity,so just in case you believed they accepted anyone.[/quote]
It's alright. I will re-apply again in the future, as soon as I think of another decent story about me
@Pacific: I didn't say they accept everyone and I also didn't say that I wrote a ton & braindumped. I did put effort into my application, and I didn't really think I was lacking much. Not to sound to boasty or anything, but I really just wanted to know where my flaws were.
I read none of this
[quote=Pacific]I believe as long as you were true about yourself,and they could really tell you put effort in your application or let alone looked trustful,you should've been accepted.[/quote]
Well, yea, I was true about myself. I mean, no, I did not have the longest story about myself & I didn't go into as much detail as I possibly could have, but I did indeed put in time effort into my application. I actually wrote it twice!
Anyways, I really just want to know what part of my application is lacking.
World (Renegades or CYMK): Renegades
In-Game Name (or intended IGN): LordBalance
Nickname/Name: Dylan, Lord, Cthulhu
Age: 17
Gender: Male/Cthulhu
Class: Hero
Time zone (or state/country): Eastern Standard Time.
About Me (Describe about yourself/An interesting story about you): Well, I'm a 17 year old individual, who some would call a funny, nice guy, but I believe that is not who I am, anyway, I have been playing maple since around patch .20, maybe a little earlier, and have only ever found a good guild once, so I though I would give this a shot. I'm also an Author to be, and you did say you wanted a story so here goes. (Sorry about the length.)
It all started when I was 6 years old. My parents, may they burn in hell, thought me a monster, so they left me alone in the woods, thinking I would die. Oh how surprised they were, when I showed up inside the doorway two weeks later, the scream my mother let loose upon seeing me, standing there before her, still makes me laugh, even to this day, but then when she called for "Father" I knew something terrible was brewing. He ran outside of our "house" (truthfully it was no more than a hut), and stared at me, with a blank expression on his face. He tried to talk to me, to explain away the leaving of me in the woods, but no amount of explanation would help, because we both knew it was a lie. As "Father" motioned for me to come closer, I noticed the gleaming blade clenched in his fist, and I freaked. It was the first time, (they say you never forget your first, and let me tell you, it's true), the first time I was ever forced to do it. When he saw me standing still, he ran towards me, thinking I was paralyzed with fear and unable to defend, or evade. Boy, how he screamed when I drove my hand through his chest. It was a sad moment for all, at that time, my father, slowly bleeding to death on the floor, me, covered in his blood laying down on the floor, (Oh, how naïve I was), but I will never forget the look upon my mother's face, as she saw the man of her dreams bleeding to death before her only "son". But, that is all the past now, and it matters not. I am no longer a "defenseless" little kid of 6, I have grown, and over these past 14 years, in more than just my body. I have trained, day after day, month after month, year after year, to become what I am now. A nameless, emotionless, killing machine, directed by who offers the greatest amount of cash. I am The Hunter, and everything is my prey, be it normal people out in the streets, or be it the creatures of the supernatural, they all will be exterminated before myself.
It was the first of the month of the Beast, when I was hired to "find" her. She was always able to avoid me, always beyond my ability to track, but this time would be different, this time I would find her, and I would finally end this feud. As I entered the town of Quel'thas, I knew she had traveled through here in the distant past, fore I could smell her scent upon the wind. I traveled first to the local tavern, "The Yellowed Eyed Beast", to see if any information could be earned off of the drunks stewing in their own sadness, a pity to be seen talking to the likes of them, but every once in a while you find a drunk, who is more than he appears. As I walked through the isle up to the bartender I saw one man, who looked like he might be helpful. I turned, hoping to get a chance to go sit next to him, without it being too awkward, and I saw he had an empty chair next to him at his table, open and waiting, like he knew I was coming to sit with him. As I slid into the seat I spoke, "Hey, mind if I sit here, I'm new in town, and I don't know anyone yet."
He smiled at me and said "Well you look a lot different than what I have heard about you, but you're here so you might as well sit, partner."
I smiled right back, and said "So you have heard of me, huh? Then you must know why I'm here talking to you, Partner."
"Well, from what I have heard, you're a "hunter" of sorts, and most of those who call themselves "hunters" tend to stop by here and talk to me, whilst hunting that devil, so I assume you're after her as well. Names Dolav by the way."
"Ah how fast you lost the accent, eh "partner"?" I said whilst grinning.
"Well, one such as you surely knows the dangers of this land, and what disguise is better then one of a normal, western, fellow? He started laughing uncontrollably at this, like it was the greatest joke in the world. To this day I still have no idea why he found it so funny, but I knew I could at least use him.
"Well, your right on one part at least, I am hunting her, might you know where I can find her?"
"Yes, I know it, but I know many things, and sometimes my memory needs a bit of "jogging" if you know what I mean." He said this while smiling with his hand out.
"What do you want, for information about her? Tell me, and I shall reward you greatly."
"Well, I don't know if you can tell, but I am not like you, and I don't truthfully see why I should give out information on one of my clan, but since you are SO persistent, I might as well, but remember all that I say stays between you and me. We can talk of my fee, after."
"Very well, Dolav, now what do you have to tell me." I cannot lie, I was excited, I could taste her blood running across my tongue as I thought of finally catching up to her, and the look of fear upon her face as I tell her one of her own betrayed her to me!
"Ok, here goes. She is of an ancient race, as am I, a race that was known of once, many years ago. We call ourselves The Ravas, but the closest translation you will get in this language is "lycan" though we are not, but they are our sworn brethren in every matter. We are akin to "lycans" in few ways, we both have strength surpassing that of mortal men, and we both feast upon humans, when available, but that is where all resemblances ends. Whilst "lycans' think with their stomachs, we think like Humans, and thus survive much longer then our brothers. Of my race, we hold females in great regard, turning over to them any decision of importance, but they are lesser in strength then the men of our clan. She is not akin to this at all. She, since the day of her birth, felt she was destined for more, and now that we are reduced and spread out as we are, I cannot help but to believe it to be the truth. She never gave into the males of our clan; she never made decisions to better our lives. Nay, she did what we considered blasphemy at the time. She "changed" things before our eyes, with nothing but her hands and a strange circle, and our elders called forth a meeting to discuss it. I was one of these, but look at how I turned out."
At this point I could not stop myself from calling out "What she did, it's considered to be one of the greatest of all skills in today's world, and is called alchemy. Most of the greatest in this world are masters of it." I smartly refrained from mentioning my immense control over it as well; I could feel the anger stemming from his talk of the skill.
"So, alchemy it is called, hmm, she must have found followers after her "removal" from the clan after all." At this point he started to rub the side of his head, like he was in a great amount of pain.
"Uh, Dolav, are you ok?" I had not found enough information yet, and couldn't allow him to die on me yet, so I had to keep him alive.
"Yes, I'll be fine, these mental attacks, they occur often, it's nothing I can't control. Now, where was I. Ah yes, the removal of her from our clan. Well after our meeting we decided that the power was too great, and that it might enable her to overthrow our entire clan's hierarchy, so we decided the only way to be safe, was to remove her.
"Then why didn't you just kill her, you could have saved me a lot of trouble here." As I said this I rolled my eyes, thinking I had enough to know about this already.
"Well, as I already said, she was too powerful for us, so we wiped her mind of all memory of the clan and sent her out into the world alone." He smiled at this, as if remembering it fondly.
"Might I ask how old she was at this time? Thankfully he did not notice my growing anger.
"Well she was about 6, in human years, still a child by our reckoning also."
As the last word exited out of his mouth, I exploded, screaming of how people should never leave a child alone for any reason and that he was the evilest creature I have ever found in my travels, a being of great intelligence who abandons his people, and acts fondly of it. As I stormed past him, walking out of the bar, he teleported in front of me, smiling.
"I knew you would not like the tale, but about my payme-"I never let him finish the word, because right as it started coming out of his mouth, I fired a mind spear, made of pure mental energy into the man, causing him to have a convulsion upon the floor.
"Never, shall you ever look at anything, with ought remembering this pain, and know if I find out you ever overcame this curse I hereupon lay on your body, I shall return to destroy you", I exclaimed. Whilst it all was just a bluff, I readied my hands to make it look as if I was casting a spell upon him. "Semper vigilant oculo mentis, dum te excitari, ferire, occidere".
"No, no, no, I was cursed once already, I will not deal with this again", he screamed as he writhed in pain upon the floor, "Fool, I shall destroy you, and everything thing and everyone that you care for"!
"Lucky for me then, that the only one I care for is myself." As I said this I stared into his eyes, so he might see the truth of the statement, but the look of dead fear as he stared back still bothers me now. What did this, this waela, see in my eyes that scared him so, was it his own reflection? Or was it the death he saw through my eyes.
"Never again fool, never again." I couldn't take it anymore, this fool this creature thinking himself on an equal level to that of one such as me? By the gods of the Pantheon, this fool. Well, he will see, or better yet, he won't, he won't ever again.
Ah, how bloodthirsty I was back then, it was so fun, to feel like a god, so powerful, so in control, but it led to all these problems, but it sure was fun. I do wonder what came of this being, and how did he manage to warn her, before I was able to locate her. She was never able to tell me, ah well, I was but a child then, and now I am something much more, a creature of the night, more fully intoned then any mortal being. But, was it worth the sacrifice, of my mortality, to become one of the beasts? Well, we are past this, and I don't care. I shall prove him wrong, I shall show him we are the ones worthy, I shall prove it. I shall prove, Transiens Hospitibus sumus, a lie.
~Dylan/Lord/Cthulhu
@Clownified: Well, I don't think it has anything to do with the length though...I suppose it has more to do with what you wrote
Thanks so much ellinia, agreeing with FlapJacket, this will make maplestory much more enjoyable! Thanks sooo much for recruiting me to the pioneer's family! <3
Hmm, I wish I knew what my application was lacking. Would it be bad if I used the same application but added a bit more to it if I didn't quite make a cut?
Welcome to the Pioneer Family!
@Ellinia: OMG I did it finally
Was this a test of perseverance?
I bet it was
Hello all! As of recently, Pioneer has made the alliance Discovery. This alliance consists fully of Pioneer. Begin is the trial guild where new members will be placed in for about one week or less. Then on, they will be transferred over to Pioneer. Please note that Pioneer utilizes Alliance Chat solely and therefore, being inside of [b]Begin[/b] will be no difference than being inside of Pioneer.
Pioneer offers a warm welcome to:
@FlapJacket : Zypnos
@Clownified : iAteMyCane
@ClericDrak : Nasaretsu
@Pacific : KarmaCurse
@kiwimini : AnikaNight
@finalltetra : Zekurb
@CoIorIess : HisKimchi
[quote=Lazier]Quality over Quantity.
Just saying.[/quote]
Agreed that explains the 26 Members ^_^
Quality over Quantity.
Just saying.
[quote=FlapJacket]Both of yours make mine look like I didn't try. Mine was so short! [/quote]
This is my 3rd time applying, it's all in the words my friend
[quote=Pacific]Your application makes mine feel like a piece of poo. Hopefully we both get accepted in [/quote]
Well sir yours, isn't like poo, it looks good.
[quote=Rann]Don't worry about it My application was even shorter than yours, I believe it was no more than 10 sentences long but I got accepted regardless. I supposed it depends on what they get out of you from your application and what kind of a person they perceive you to be based on your words
I like your application; short, clear, and it gets to the point [/quote]
And yet I write my life story , oh well.
World (Renegades or CYMK): Renegades
In-Game Name (or intended IGN): HopsinNL
Nickname/Name: Matt
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Class: Night Lord
Time zone (or state/country): EST (Eastern Standard time)(New York/USA)
About Me (Describe about yourself/An interesting story about you): Okay, well, my name is Matt and I am 16 years old (as you can tell from the prior information). I am going to be a Junior and High school. I am a pretty good student with what I think qualify as good grades. I love sports (Go! Jets/Yankees/Knicks). Some hobbies of course would be just chilling with my friends & playing maplestory of course. I love going to the beach, it is like my heaven, I go there a few times a week because it's great! Some goals I want to achieve in real life would be to graduate high school, go to some sort of university and become a Pharmacist!
A pretty cool story about be was one that happened just about two weeks ago. Here in the USA, we have a good time celebrating our independence day with the 4th of July celebration where it is traditional to light fireworks or go to firework shows. Me being stupid with my friends, spent hundreds of dollars on what I thought was going to be a grand ol' time. Little did I know, that night would be the last time I would ever want to light 'em up again. As I was lighting one of my last fireworks, the tube slanted over and the firework shooted out and him me in the chest. It wasn't a measly firecracker or a wimpy bottle rocket. It was something called a murder. I wasn't damaged to bad aside from some bruises and maybe I will have a scar or two in the future, but what I did earn was a permanent fear of fireworks o.o[b][/b]
[quote=CoIorIess]Thank you love! I feel as if I didn't write enough though.[/quote]
Don't worry about it My application was even shorter than yours, I believe it was no more than 10 sentences long but I got accepted regardless. I supposed it depends on what they get out of you from your application and what kind of a person they perceive you to be based on your words
I like your application; short, clear, and it gets to the point
Not many guilds are successful by adding players on a whim. You may operate your guild as you wish and we'll respect that. All we ask is we have that returned honor. If you do not agree with the application process, turn your head and move on. Pioneer in no way affects you as a person.
What CYMK?
Edit: oh, such weird names for world alliances =P
[quote=mrpotatoes]Name: johan
State: california
Favourite color: blue
Country: usa
Age: 16
Favourite food: spaghetti
Hobby: maplestory
Phone: 543 932 43XX (not gonna say all for security reasons)
Favourite hero: superman
Coffee or tea: tea
Do I smoke?: no
Do I drink?: no
What were you like when you were a kid?: i dont have yet
When was the first time that you had beer? many years ago
What happened? i was drunk
If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it? waste all on maplestory "NX"
What would your dream house be like? living in maple
If you could change something about yourself, what would it be & why? im perfect
Where's Waldo? in maple, still trying to find him
Do you dream often? yes,
Describe your fighting style: drunken master or angry monkey? angry monkey
What last made you laugh? not too long ago
Spontaneity or stability? stability
Do you like kids? yes
If you wrote a journal entry about our last date, what would it say? i dont know
Which do you prefer giving or receiving? giving
What is your favorite word? maplestory
What is your least favorite word? zakum and nexon
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? all
What turns you off? nexon
What is your favorite curse word? i dont know
What sound or noise do you love? maple
I like to watch tv and enjoy maplefriends aswell I got a car "mercedes", i wish to join your guild I have studied in harvard and i'm planning to have 3 kids when I grew up
IGN: PiojoVerde
So me and my friends are chilling in a school parking lot in the back. we just got back from smoking in this neighborhood, pretty blown on this purple dank i picked up earlier in the day, but anyways were just chilling, figuring out what we should do, the nights pretty much over cuz its like 11, so were probably gonna dip, but as were ending the conversation, a cop pulls up and my heart drops, because we have my purp pipe, a lil bit of bud, and a grinder in the glove box.
cop gets out, asks us what were up to, and we tell him that were lost and figuring out where my friend lives, which was a very dumb and non believable story to begin with, because we knew where everyone lived, then the cop asks if were doing anything illegal, of course we deny everything he asks, then he asks to search the car, my friend who was driving says "officer i do not consent to a search". cop says fine, and tells us to stay where we are, about 10 minutes later comes back, and starts telling us that my friend whos driving is under the suspicious list in the area, because he also had a run in with a cop because he was out past curfew, so the cop tells us that, and asks again if we have anything on us, we say no, tells us to stay where we are still, then out of no where another cop from the area comes over, older cop probably in his mid 50s, you can already tell this guy doesnt screw around. he gets in our face and says "alright guys i have better s to do than this", "i know theirs pot in the car, hand it over and ill go easy on you", were still in denying mode, so we say officer theirs nothing in the car.
the cop procedes to tell us he can get a drug sniffing dog over here in a few minutes, hes not playing around. we have no other option to give in. the cop asks one more time if theirs anything in the car, we say yes but a very little ammount. we hand over the grinder with about .2 of purp dank. first off he doesnt know how to get the dam grinder open, dumb pigs, but he gets it open looks at it, and asks us if we laced the weed with lsd because it was purple. the cop then was like alright guys is this all you have on you, yes........., we get out of the car one by one, get frisked against the car, thankfully we have nothing on us, except i still have my pipe in the car, that they havent found yet. we get out of the car talk to the old cop while the young one searches are car for more weed. cop just gives us a few pointers and dont smoke weed blah blah blah, of course im not gonna listen to him, but then they finish up we give him our phone numbers and names and age, then they tell us were not gonna put anything on your record, im going crazy on the inside right now because ive heard so many stories of people i know getting f with possesion and s like that, and i just got off free. pretty excited all i have to do is talk to the cop then im good. thank god, but im never going to that f school again
and you never thought to inquire as to why you were being detained? i would want to see this "list" they supposedly have. given the equal protection clause of the constitution (also known as the 14th amendment if memory serves), it strikes me as s that they would keep a list (that would be singling individuals out for preferential/detrimental treatment and it is also known as discrimination). i might have asked to see this list.
you gotta at least try and get these questions answered. if they detain you, then find out why. if they give a reason like the so-called list, ask to see the list and inquire why you're on it. they are relying on you to be frozen with fear. the worst that happens is that you are caught, you should always assume that's what WILL happen and take every action you can to dissuade the officer from reaching that conclusion. if he is there, assume you're already f, and don't fear it - instead, try to avoid it. i know, easier said than done, but i've done it successfully so i know it can happen.
ps. if you think about it, your primal reaction is the same as assuming you're already f. you might as well make them work for it if they are going to get it, and not own your state of mind with intimidation.
When I was about 13 I was staying at my Aunt and Uncles out in the boonies in Maryland. Their house was really isolated and it backed up to a really heavily wooded area.
Anyways, I had accidentally let my uncles pet dog outside earlier that day, being an inside dog, it ran away. I felt really bad about it later that night, because we hadnt found the dog yet. Before I go to bed at about midnight I decide to give one more shot at finding the dog. I venture out into the woods and it is absolutely pouring rain.. I am about a 10 minute walk into the woods, and as im calling the name of the dog I hear what sounds almost like a girly laugh, so i yell "Is anyone there? Have you seen a dog in here?"
It was too dark so I couldnt see more than 10 feet infront of me in this woods, so I was starting to worry a bit
I then hear the same little laugh but then the laugh deepened into a Southern Males voice and he said "I like to sit alone at night in the rain.." in the creepiest f drawl ever. I f booked it back to the house faster than Ive ever ran in my whole life, by far the creepiest thing ever to happen to me
So I used to be a cabbie. I didn't work in the big city, but just in my suburban burg. Still, I came across my fair share of crazy things. This was made more fun since I'm naturally a night owl, so I would usually opt to work the graveyard shift.
One particular night stands out well in my memory. It was a brisk autumn Saturday evening. These were always fun, because you get all your drunk bar runs. Drunks were always a hit or miss. You'd either get a happy drunk, who was more than happy to tip you well, and maybe even buy you something to eat, or you'd get the angry drunk who you might have to throw out of your car.
This particular night I picked up a guy from a bar, who just seemed to be an arrogant prick. He kept saying loudly, that "I'm gonna go home and smoke some pot and f a w". This guy immediately made me uncomfortable. He then asked me if I wanted to buy some pot, and I said sure, since I didn't want to upset this guy who seemed quite unpredictable. That's when he said, "well, I'm a cop, and you're under arrest."
Perplexed by all this, he then said with a smirk, "but I'm off duty. So I guess I won't arrest you. If you want to buy some, come to this dark corner behind so and so building tomorrow at midnight". I said sure, and dropped him off.
Next up, I picked up two teenagers who were obviously stoners. A friendly bunch of guys, but they didn't have any money for their cab fair. They asked if it was okay if they paid me in weed, and I said sure.
Next, I picked up a gal who was heading to work for the graveyard shift at a grocery store. So I'm heading down the highway, and I see a little red Mazda that's crashed into something, and was pulled over by the side of the road. I slow down to get a better look, and see this guy standing outside his car looking over a deer.
I keep going and drop the gal off and pick up this cool laid back kid at a convenience store in one of those not-the-best-neighborhoods in town. The kid gets in the car and tells me where he's going, while I start updating my paperwork real quick.
That's when I notice a strange sight standing outside of the convenience store. A see a light skinned black kid, wearing a straw hat, and chewing on a piece of straw. Not exactly a common sight in my neck of the woods. He comes up to my window and taps on the glass. I roll down the window a little bit and the guy asked for a cigarette. I tell him, "no, these are cloves and they goddamned expensive." He then offers me a dollar, and I still tell him no. I can now tell that he's drunker than a skunk, and he ups his offer to a dollar plus a small lighter that doesn't work. He then says that he's friends with my fair, and I should give him a cigarette. I turn around and ask my fair if he's friends with him. My fair, who by now is gripping his seat in fear, says, "hell, no!"
That's when our straw hat wearing friend reaches his hand into the car, saying, "just give me a goddamned cigarette!", and I start to roll the window up on his arm. He then warns me, "you're not gonna roll that window up on my arm, are you?" That's when I roll it all the way up, put the car in reverse, give the gas a good tap. Needless to say, that screwed up our hat wearing friend's night.
So I driving my fair and I come across that crashed Mazda again, coming from the other direction. I slow down to a crawl to see what's going on. It seems that our guy had decided that the best course of action was to drag this deer by it's horns onto the median strip. That's when the deer, who had apparently just been knocked unconscious, began to wake up. Our Mazda driver, not knowing what else to do, decided to start throw haymakers at that deer.
I called our dispatch and told her, "you better call the police before this idiot gets himself killed".
Ah, the joys of crazy people.
This will be my public journal of sorts. I am doing this because I need a place to vent when I have no friends to hang with. I also do this because I have a lot of ideas, but no good way to 'tetris' it all together and present it in a nice and neat package on the internet. I am not revealing any names, and I may use pseudonyms for people and places when appropriate. This is not copypasta, and I am not annoying anyone, so if you've come to insult me, then get the f out. Im sorry, I just cant deal with it. I've dealt with enough s from my dad, so now I have to vent on the internet because nobody truly cares. . So, please, I implore you to be understanding. I'm not asking you to care, and if you do, I appreciate the concern and would be open to advice. If you don't care, then I would say: "Why the f are you entering a thread like this?" thanks
After three and a half weeks. Just came back from my boy's house. We had to walk down a mile long hill to get our s , then we had to walk alllll the way back up. Luckily we got to smoke on the way to his crib. Dodged a few cops and continued to smoke when we got to his place. Afterwards I threw up and went home. Grabbed a bottle of dew and a slice of stuff crust pizza and am currently watching Supernatural. Life is good.
Sorry if there is already a thread about this, I didn't really want to take the time to search for one. Your stories can involve cops, parents, or anyone who almost caught you.
I have three EXTREMELY close calls to tell you all about, all of them involving my dad. They all happened when I was 16 years old.
1) So during my summer as a rising junior, I smoked a f ton of weed. I had just gotten back home from a party in which I got massively stoned. It was 12 in the morning and absolutely pouring down rain, and parts of my neighborhood were flooding. I really wanted to run out to my car and bring my bong back into the house for a final sesh before bed though. However, I had the bright idea of telling my parents, who were almost asleep, that I was going out to the car really quickly to get my ipod (this way if they heard the door opening and closing they wouldnt rush downstairs to see what was happening). So I run out quickly to my car, get my bong and stash from the trunk, and begin to run back into my house. As I'm running up the path to my front door, I look up and see my dad standing right in the doorway holding the door open for me. Mind you I have my bong in one hand, and my stash in the other. I put the bong behind my back, kept sprinting up to the door, rushed past my dad and then ran into our living room. It was pitch black in there, so I put the bong in this vase of fake flowers that was really close to me and took my stash with me upstairs. I was soaking wet, and my dad looked at me and said "you really needed your ipod that badly?". After he went back upstairs, I got the bong and had a killer victory sesh . It didn't hit me until I got back up to my room, and I was like because I would have been f if I had gotten caught. I literally was next to my dad holding my bong and my stash in my hand.
2) My next story doesn't involve weed, but alcohol instead. There was going to be a party, and I had no substances for the night and I really did not feel like staying sober. My parents were home, but I just knew I could get away with taking a tiny bit of their hard alcohol in a bottle. I went down to my basement where they kept it, and filled up only about a 1/4 of the bottle since I was going to be driving. I sucked all of the air out of the bottle so that when I stuck it in my pocket it wouldn't stick out like a sore thumb. I put the bottle in my pocket, and then began to make my way up the steps. As soon as I get three steps up, my dad opens the door and waits for me to get up the steps, eyeing my pocket the whole time. I pass him and head back up to my room. He asked me a minute later why I was in the basement for so long, but I told him that I had been looking for a shirt in the dryer but couldn't find it. The kind of ironic part is that I ended up only taking about one shot that night.
3) This story is the most recent one. I have a dresser in my room, and if you pull it away from the wall it's against, then there is a little door leading to a crawlspace where I keep my smoking kit (pipe, cig batty, stash jar, eye drops, waterfall bong, and lighter). I hide all of that in a black fanny pack, but the fanny pack itself I tend to just toss in the crawlspace and not even worry about hiding. Anyways, my dad comes in my room to wake me up, and I discover that my mom and him are doing a little house cleaning. I wasn't awake for 10 seconds before I realize he's pushed the dresser back and opened up the crawlspace. (NOTE: He knew about the space because he was storing some old records that he never listened to in there, but I hadn't once seen him open it so I thought he would never look). He was putting some more random old records in there, and my kit was just chillin right up on a stack of records in front of him. I got up and very calmly asked him to hurry up because I had to clean my room (yeah right). My heart was pounding because I had always envisioned the look on his face after randomly going through the crawlspace, finding the kit, and going through it. He was there for about 30 seconds storing more records, and then he left. I know for a fact he saw the fanny pack because it was right out in the open and at eye level with him. I also had a shot glass sitting right out in the open (not at eye level with him) and a beer bong that my brother had passed down to me on the floor. My parents are not the type to let that s go either, especially because my dad had found beer in my trunk 2 weeks before that, and I was grounded for that. I had only been ungrounded for about 2 days before I almost got completely f again. My legs were shaking for about 5 minutes after that. One hell of a f way to begin the day.
Me and my friend were smoking on my roof (there is an upstairs balcony and the roof is easily accessible from there) at my dad's house. My dad has a really big house because we bought it for 5 people, but we moved out so my Dad lives there all alone. I try to go over there as much as possible (for various reasons). I usually get the entire upstairs to myself; all it is is bedrooms and a gameroom. My Dad comes up here maybe once every few months. So me and my friend are looking for a place to smoke and I suggested the roof (secluded, decent lighting, lots of wind). In the middle of our session, my Dad comes out on the balcony and starts calling my name. We freeze. If he was downwind he would have smelled the s that we were taking in our pants. After a minute or two of unsatisfied calling, he gives up and goes back inside. Me and my friend leave our kits on the chimney and hightail it to the balcony, onto the roof of our shed, then onto the ground and sprint to our trampoline. He comes out 5 minutes later and is like "Where the hell where ya'll?" Me: "......Here?" Dad: "Ok." SO F CLOSE!
One time I was at this 7/11 that's sort of ghetto by my house and I was gettin drinks for a party. I was already drunk and a little high. Now this little gas station is the s, I go there all the time for alcohol cuz I know everyone who works there. I came out holding a case and a bag full of lokos and 2 cops walk past me I to the place. I looked and one of then looked back at me and I just sped walk to my friends car. Then another cop pulled into the place, and my frien drives slow and we rolled out to her place and had a good night.
People say I look like I'm 15 and no doubt everyone who was around knew I'm not 21 lol
I almost got caught just then. I still live at home and my mom thinks I just smoke occasionally but I still do my best to hide it from her. Anyway I rolled up a giant spliff, made myself a bowl of ramen and got a glass of coke and went to sit at our picnic table outside. I was just about to light up when I see my mom putting shopping bags on the table through the window. She smiled at me and the moment she looked away I grabbed my spliff and shoved it in my pocket. Then I realised I had left my rolling bowl on the table she was putting the shopping bags on and I freaked. She walked away and I boosted inside, grabbed the bowl and shoved it a drawer and went back outside and finished my ramen. When I went back inside she asked me why I looked so guilty and I told her I was doing lines of coke (she knew I was kidding). I then proceeded to take the dog to the beach (we live right on the beach) and enjoyed the spliff while wondering how she didn't notice the bowl or the spliff sitting on the picnic table next to me.
A few years ago, back when I was 15 me and a couple mates had a session under a train bridge. It was around 11 o'clock at night and we were all pretty wacked. Well anyway whenever a train rode by my friend would scream like a little girl. So some "law abiding citizen" decided to call the police because he thought someone was getting r .
My mate says "s, cops are here" and I'm just thinking he's f around so I go to lite another hit when I see them walking along. They had no idea where we were but we all end up sprinting away. We're running down an alley f I throw my jersey over the fence. We get out onto the street and literally see the whole neighborhood just staring at us.
I start running down the street and pick a random driveway to run into. I jump one fence and then another and then hear a dog barking. I panic and just sit in a hole in the bush. I later find out from a friend that this dog was a police dog, not that it matters too much. I sit in the bush and here some people over the fence and I'm thinking their searching peoples backyards, I'm f . They walk off and I feel a lot better.
After a while I decided the ghost is clear and I jump the fence. Without knowing this fence was the fence that led to a wide bank and river (quite close to the train bridge). I run over the the bank and just lay on the river bank for a little longer, just incase.
Then i hear the sound of a vehicle and i think I'm caught. There driving down to catch me. I turn around and it was just the train passing the bridge. s scared I decided it's time to go and manage to get to a mates, safe.
Scariest day of my life but glad I was the only one who didn't get caught haha.
This was pretty recent,about 3 weeks ago.
I had been talking to one of my good friends to get some Dro (he just started selling) and when he got to my house to hook me up he had brought two other friends along.I gave him a 20 and right when I was looking at the bud I hear footsteps coming up the stairs to my room.I start panicking because no one had been home since 9am other than me (it was around 6pm) and I tried to hide the bud the fastest I could.Two of my friends were high and had no idea what was going on.I had just managed to get the bud back into the bag that I was examining,and I hid my bud under my blanket at the same split second that my grandpa stuck his head into my room.I was scared as hell because that had to mean that my grandma was with him,and she was against everything that was illegal/could be used at a certain age,except maybe fireworks and other normal s.anyways he asked me "What are y'all doing in here?" and I said "Just chilling out,trying to relax because it's so hot" and he then left for a few seconds.in those free seconds I managed to hide my weed long enough so I wouldn't get caught and answer the questions of "Who the hell was that?" by my high friends.Well,long story short my grandparents had just stopped by to check in and I didn't get caught..luckily.I then enjoyed that bud by myself later that night.
so i had my two footer bong in the spare room, no one ever went in there so i used to hit in there all the time. i got sorta careless and just left in sight, all was good till my mom said she was gonna do sum sewing but doesn't know where the machine is so she has to look around the spare room, I'm like s! ill help you, book it in there she opens the door watching me, i take the bong put it in front of me, she's like what are you doing? I then slip the bong behind this piece of wood and say"nope not back here" i then found the machine 2 secs later which kinda distracted here from any suspicion
When I was 16, I just got done killin' two joints by myself in my grandma's backyard. Right when I lit the third, I got a call from mom telling me she's infront, waiting in the car. Being High and paranoid as s, I quickly ash the paper plane, and put it in the baggy where the rest of my bud was and stuffed it in my sock. I hop in the car with mom, feelin' super Burnt and while driving down the road, she takes a whiff in the air and in my mind I'm like ! She then slowly turns her head towards me and says
Mom: Have you been smoking weed?
Me: haha No what the Hell?
Mom: Then what's that smell?
Me: It's probably a skunk! You always accuse me
Mom: shut up, Stop lying to me!
Then I swear, in the middle of the road was a dead skunk as we drove by!
Me: I told You! You should have more faith in me ha In my mind, I was in awe and shedding tears of happiness that I didn't
Ive had alot of close calls but the 2 that stick out the most would be; I was driving and pass a cop and runs my plates and pull sme over. My vehicle is in my pop's name and his and my tags go bad at the same time. Well he switched the stickers when putting them on the License plates, Thats why The cop pulled me over. Well I just bought an 1/2 oz of dank dank. I try to tie it to my balls lol and the rubber band broke so its just sitting on my lap covered by my pants. He asks to search my truck I say no, I dont have time, Im late for work(I didnt have to work) After a lil bit of s he lets me go with a warning!
-I was at my buddys we were in high school. We have an 8ball im busting it up on this glass plate. well his dad walks in as Im bout consume some. I learn over it while he talks for a good 5 min and he kept looking at me funny, like wondering why Im leaning over how Iam. He leaves and we get zinged.
I was at the mall late at night with my boys hanging out in the underground part, there was probably about 20 of us in total just chilling. I had about 4-5gs on me.
Cops came flying around the corner with their lights on and stopped right in front of the people like 20ft away and the other cop stopped us. In that time i had enough time to turn around and shove the weed from my pocket into my briefs( LOL BRIEFS SAVED ME) since there tight around the legs there was no way it was falling out of my pants, i actually ended up tucking it under my balls.
He asked us if we had any drugs or weapons or anything we said no obviously. He then took all of our ids and searched us all separate. He wasn't gonna grab my crotch so all went well. Thank god there was no dogs or id be f. He told us to get there f out of here and we obliged, All my boys played it cool and we continued our night
We were so excited to roll a spliff once we got home from school. There were four of us, but only three of us were smoking. When I finally rolled up the shoddy looking spliff, we went on the balcony and lit away. We got very high. I think my friends got too high, or sick or something. They started throwing up. Me and my friend got bowls for them to throw up in while they were on their knees and everything. It was gross, I was stoned as f, and all I could think of was how this felt like a video game. Gross, but I did what I had to do. They started feeling weird too, like they couldn't move. They said they felt cold. Well, I looked at the clock and it was about the time my parents usually come home. I immediately went outside to check the parking lot(Third floor apartment building) and I see my parents car parked. I knew they were already in the building because the car was empty, which meant they were right outside or still going up the stairs. Luckily, my friends were right next to the door and I immediately tell them the situation. They run like hell to the fourth floor, which was like an attic kind of place made of concrete. As I watch my friends go upstairs, I could see my parents turning the corner to go up the stairs from the 2nd to the third floor. I quickly went back inside and started playing guitar with my other friend like were jamming the whole time.
The two friends greened out and ended up sleeping up in the attic for 4 hours.
Well okay i'm going to try to make this story short and simple as possible
Me and my buddy just started smoking bud and we were at a party and I bought a nice metal pipe for 5 bucks and I added another 5 in and I got a dime bag and a pipe and I was a newbie smoker so it was an awesome deal for me i was as happy as can be, I had a dime bag of some dank and I had a 20 sack of some middies. so when I head to my buddys apartment building we were going to smoke in the stairs I put my pipe and 20 sack and dime bag in my pockets and as were ABOUT to light the bowl on fire we hear a weird ass loud door noise at the highest floor by the stairs and it was the door behind ous I quickly put everything in my pocket(I was wearing those tight small ish basketball shorts you keep even after you grow out of them LOL) so then out of that door a miami dade county OFFICER POLICE lady comes out and looks at ous like o.O ME with all the things in my pocket and my friend with nothing i was s
massive amounts of dank bricks. The nice latin police lady tells ous why are we here all alone I told her ''we were just chilling talking because we didn't wanna talk to loud in my friends apartment and she believed us and told us just remember the cameras see everything. She looked as she was ready to start her night shift patrol i'm guessing anyways we went back to my friends apartment blazed in his living room out of my pipe smoking about a dime of the dank and a nick of the middies we got way blasted and started laughing loud ended up playing mario cart and going to sleep. woke up my bud's mom was making ous awesome breakfast (scrambled eggs bacon pancakes) scary...but if that police lady were to even question of put a hint of suspicion of my tight basketball shorts I would have been f because in the pockets were bulding out and looking all bumpy and weird, but yeah day turned out great.
So I pick up and eighth from my guy and I call up one of my friends to smoke. We decide to go to this unfinished devolving neighboorhood. Just a bunch of streets without houses all dead ending and stuff. Kind of like a maze. I reverse onto a street so we can see the front. The street dead ends into a feild. One way in, one way out. We start smoking out of my pipe and were just chilling and talking. Next thing my friend says "hey, that's a sherif coming!" so I grab the stuff and put it in the glove box. We both think he's going to drive by and first he does. Then he reverses a d starts coming down the street! He shines that bright ass Pugh on us and the comes up to the car and says "what are you lady's doing out here?" "you know people come back here and smoke all of the time.." I say "oh no officer, we don't do that, I mean you cn search the car." my friend says "oh Im home from school for the weekend and we have t seen eachother so we came out here to talk." he smiles and says hm well seems like yo are smoking." as he was about to say "get out..." I said okay..you want to know the truth? " I told my parents I'm gay earlier and they completely freaked out so I called my best friend and we came out here to talk" I'm just really upset about everything....then he's like "oh...um..well... Y'all just find another place to talk..." WHAT? He pulls out and we pull out...on with our day totally freaked. Bever smoked there again.
one day many moons ago i was sitting behind my old highschool in a dried up creek while a friend and i were smoking some bud out of a foily. just as im passing it back to him, the school cop walks up on the shore and looks down at us. i scrunch the foily in my hand in an act of quick thinking (which i dont know how i was capable, as i was feelin pretty toe up). he asked us to come up and talk to him, so when i climbed up the creek bank i stuffed the foily into the dirt. which was lucky cus he asked us to open our hands and pockets and such. if i would have had that foily i wouldve been skrewed.
Durin my freshman year in hs i take a hit in the bathroom and walk on out. Later that day I get a slip from the office that says "report to the principals office immiedetly" so right away I knew what its about so after the bell I run to the nearest bathroom and wrap my one hitter, my weed, and my lighter in a tissue and hide it in the trash can (better than getting caught) so when I get there he tells me that someone reported a marijuana scent coming from the bathroom and seeing me walk out afterwords, so he tells me empty my pockets and take off my shoes so I do then they search my locker but don't find anything so they let me go. So after school I pick my s up from the garbage and go home an smoke up a storm ha.
Another time is when I bought a fresh bag of some potent s so after I buy it I put it in my shoe cuz it was so powerful. So im passin a gas station and im thinkin I should go buy some drinks for my cottonmouth. Well when I got there I go to the bathroom to ajust my weed cuz it started to stick out. So when I walk out I see a cop at the counter and im all freakin out cuz im smellin that s as im walkin past him but he didnt do anythin.
A couple years ago when I started smoking me and a bunch of friends never had a place to smoke so we eventually found a train car yard that had a few open empty train cars with foam cases we used as seats. After several weeks of continued use, there were about 10 people smoking in this train car and we were having a great time until we heard a thunderous banging on the train car. Police announced themselves by yelling such and everyone took off running. The two huge sliding doors of the train car were open and you could jump out either side and be in the middle of a huge train lot. I was the person who was holding the bowl at the time so everyone ran out but me, a few to the left exit and a few to the right. Instead of ditching my beloved bowl I decided to take about 10 seconds to find what I thought was a good hiding spot for it. After stashing the bowl, I looked at both exits to see about 4 of my friends being told to put their hands up against the train so I immediately took off running towards the other exit and jumped out of the train car. There is row after row of train cars so when i jumped out it was like a tunnel each way and i didn't see any cops, they were all on the other side telling everyone to stop or they would be tasered. I took off running to the car lot about a quarter of a mile away where my car was parked. I am not exaggerating when i say i did some parkour and matrixed my way through and over several train cars to reach this parking lot where I seen my friend who i had gone there with as well as another friend that met us at the train car. Everyone else was either being arrested or running. When us three reached the parking lot where our cars were, there were about 4 cop cars parked in the parking lot with sirens flashing, and conveniently they boxed in my car. I should say that I was probably 16-17 at the time. Since my car was boxed in, I immediately jumped in the persons car who we met at the trains and as we were peeling out of the parking lot, we noticed not one cop was in any of the the police vehicles. At this point, my adrenaline was going absolutely crazy and I thought we would be in some sort of car pursuit. The parking lot we pulled out of was a train car management company (or something similar) and also a gymnastic buisness (which called the cops on us). Instead of getting away from the scene, the dumbass who was driving literally went across the street (I can't stress literally enough) to some townhouses where he lived which i didn't know. Out of options we hopped out of the car and booked in to his house and locked all the doors and closed all the blinds. After about 10 minutes there was a loud knock on the door and police said they tracked the car there and that if we did not come out his car would be impounded. Being so young, this freaked out the kid that we were with until he eventually went out and I decided to as well since his parents were on their way home and i didn't want them to find me hiding in their home when i had never met them. Long story short, the cop basically just took our information and called our parents. We made local newspapers with the headlines "teenagers caught smoking pot in train car" and I still have the article to this day. Since then I have had a couple major "legal problems" involving ganja which are depressing to talk about, so I thought i would share the one that is more funny and shows a time where i was just young, dumb, and high as a martian fart and managed to get away without having to talk to a lawyer.
So I told him, 'Yo bro, I'll be right back I'm going to go get high". He says alright and gives me a bottle of water to use for the bong.
I went to the school just a few blocks down. Keep in mind it was summertime so there were no kids there. That is where I kept my stash for the summer. I turn my phone on silent just in case though. I must have been hitting the bong for a half an hour, but it seemed like so much less time.
I finally told myself I had enough and I should go back. I look at my phone to text my friend saying I am on my way, and I see I had 4 missed calls from my mother, and a text from my friend saying "Dude! Your mom is going crazy looking for you I told her you just went to walk home to grab something! Run to your house!". That was 20 minutes ago before I read that. I was paranoid as f.
So I called my mom and she asked where I was in a suspicious voice. I continued with the excuse "I was walking home". But it doesn't take me 20 minutes to walk home, it takes 5. So I told her I was hanging with friends.
She told me she was going to pick me up, and I knew I smelt like smoke. I couldn't think strait and in the car she told me "You aren't making any sense".
I got home and she was just looking at my eyes, which were probably red. So I texted my friend and told him to come over. He did and saved me from a very awkward moment. To this day, I don't know if my mom knew. Oh well.
So I told him, 'Yo bro, I'll be right back I'm going to go get high". He says alright and gives me a bottle of water to use for the bong.
I went to the school just a few blocks down. Keep in mind it was summertime so there were no kids there. That is where I kept my stash for the summer. I turn my phone on silent just in case though. I must have been hitting the bong for a half an hour, but it seemed like so much less time.
I finally told myself I had enough and I should go back. I look at my phone to text my friend saying I am on my way, and I see I had 4 missed calls from my mother, and a text from my friend saying "Dude! Your mom is going crazy looking for you I told her you just went to walk home to grab something! Run to your house!". That was 20 minutes ago before I read that. I was paranoid as f.
So I called my mom and she asked where I was in a suspicious voice. I continued with the excuse "I was walking home". But it doesn't take me 20 minutes to walk home, it takes 5. So I told her I was hanging with friends.
She told me she was going to pick me up, and I knew I smelt like smoke. I couldn't think strait and in the car she told me "You aren't making any sense".
I got home and she was just looking at my eyes, which were probably red. So I texted my friend and told him to come over. He did and saved me from a very awkward moment. To this day, I don't know if my mom knew. Oh well.
The only run in I had with drug dogs was after I had recently aquired my med card, I was 18 and still in HS at the time. I had purchased about 20 capsules of the coconut oil in capsules and had brought them in my backpack to school as I usually did (retarded) to inconspicuously get high as f when needed.... Well anyway I was in advanced chemistry when all of a sudden the principle comes over the intercom and says "attention students today is our second random drug search of the year, teachers please hold all of your students in their rooms for the next hour."
As you can imagine, I pretty much s my pants. Well time passes and the dogs reach the science building and our whole class is looking out the window to check them out.... By this time I had taken the caps (in a pill bottle) and kept them in my baggy zip up hoodie pocket and no one could tell, I had heard the procedure was as follows:
First, take kids out of class and check all backpacks that remained in the room. Then of anything suspicious arose, they would search the backpacks owner. Well the dogs finally reach our room..... And the handlers and k-9s walk right past!
Didn't even poke their heads in to tell us to leave and search was being conducted....
As I found out later that day, they had only targeted about 15 classes that day, and I'm guessing advanced chem helped quiteeeee a bit considering they aren't going to expect a bunch of kids with 3.9s and 4.0s to have bud, or be dumb enough to bring it on school grounds.
Needless to say, I think I took about 12 of those caps that day just to calm down, and smoked a bowl at lunch just like always to calm down with my homie off campus.....
He actually ended up getting searched because his backpack wreaked, but he has left his bud and everything in his car, safely off campus..... Needless to say a crazy ass day
I had way too many close calls, anything from my mom waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom I was hotboxing in to smoking a blunt on a street when a cop van with 4 cops inside was driving by right NEXT to me and my friends.
But I got a really good one. It happened a little more than year ago on my friend's bday at the end of April. So mind you it was relatively late at night (around 10 pm) and the day was coming to an end. Everybody was still some what drunk and pretty buzzed. We still had a gram left from the quarter we bought earlier, just enough for one final blunt before the end of the night.
We go through our regular drill, roll the bud, and light up. Now mind you all of us are smoking at a park right on the benches. It was empty so we figured we had nothing to worry about. After we finish the blunt, we throw it towards the garbage can and obviously miss with it landing couple of inches away from it.
At this point we decided it would be a good idea to go for a cigarette and light up. Literally no more than TWO MINUTES after we threw out the clip we see a black chevy impala with fully tinted windows rolling inside the park. Withing 5 seconds of seen the car your typical 2 chubby white guys in their early 30's get out and flash their badges.
At this point all of us realized that those were DTs (undercover cops). They instantly ask us the obvious question "So have you boys been smoking some weed here?" All of us instantly reply with a simple "No officer, just smoking some cigarettes". They are obviously not a bunch of idiots and tell us to take our IDs and start frisking us. Luckily for us we finished smoking ALL the weed we had left and had nothing illegal on us. And to my own surprise everybody had their IDs!
The cops started getting irritated after not finding anything illegal on us quickly realized that is nothing they could really arrest us for. They just told us not to be in the park after dark next time and left us off with a warning. The funny thing is when they were flashing the light near the garbage can they didn't even notice the clip lol. If the cops literally came 2-3 minutes earlier the outcome of that story would have been entirely different.
I really decided not to test my luck after that time and avoided smoking at such obvious places from that point on. I got lucky blades, I highly suggest for you to be careful. Even thought I live in NYC, where possession of weed has been decriminalized to a simple fine. Smoking it in public or just having it "open to public view" is still considered a misdemeanor which can seriously f you over. Stay safe!
but recently i started taking hits in my room when my moms not around or preoccupied. i always pack 1 hitters, stand by my window and blow it out a toilet paper roll w/ dryer sheets, you know that whole shibang.
a couple people were over visiting my parents and i went out there a couple times but they always seemed preoccupied talking. i figured my mom was visiting so i'd have a while and proceeded to take a hit in my room. i was standing by my window and my mom cracks my door open outta nowhere. i very slickly put my pipe in my drawer since my dresser is right there and turn around a look at her. shes like "can you do the dishes?"
and i turn back to my dresser and say "right now?" hoping no smoke came out while i said that.
i was opening and closing my dresser drawers pretending to look for something while she was like "yeah right now please" and i said "k!" really quickly as she walked out.
i quickly blew w/e smoke was left out the window but god that was close! i'm never risking it while shes home again unless shes asleep D:
ast year when I was in 11th grade my high school had a k9 drug search, and in my school if you get caught u get a 30 day suspension and taken into police custody. Anyways the dogs came and I had about .5 in my bag, not on purpose, so then the dogs came and scratched my classroom door b/c they smelt the weed. I tried to stay calm so no one knew I had any. So I grabbed the bag and shoved it in my pocket. We all had to leave the room because it is illegal to have the dogs search our person. They tore apart my bag and took everything out , and the dogs then led the cops to the door because I had the Weed on me. Then before the cops left the room I shoved the bag and weed into my mouth and furiously chewed and swallowed it. The police found out the backpack was mine and escorted me to the office where i was then stripped down to my boxers in some back room and they couldn't find s b/c it was in my stomach haha. That's all
Me and my buddy had just finished an L and i was bringing him back to his dorm room and then driving home. Well I was baked as s and didnt remember his directions on how to safely get back off his campus and stupidly ended up driving the wrong way down a one way hill on his campus that lead to the exit i came in at . Realized halfway down the hill i was going the wrong way and was just praying that there were no cops to notice me. Well as it turns out there was two cruisers sitting at the bottom of the hill and i was promptly pulled over .
Now im s bricks high as s and have a QP stashed in my trunk with a scale next to it cause i had just bought it.
The cops goes through the whole license and registration thing, and then asks if i had anything in the car, of course i say no officer. So he pulls me outta the car, and proceeds to search my pockets. Well as luck would have it i forgot i had two bagged out .5s in my pocket which he found.
Then he asks where the rest is, and i say i dont have anymore, and he says that he has probable cause to search the car now, and am i sure i dont have anything else. Well i thought quick on my feet and said i had a quarter of a handle of vodka in my trunk. So his partner whos being the chill cop goes and grabs it, and quickly searches my trunk, and then says all clear and closes the trunk and takes my handle . Then he quickly searches the rest of my car and finds nothing besides my knife and takes it.
So the d cop decides to put me in cuffs and in the back of his cruiser to scare me a bit and then pulls me out, dumps the handle down the sewer drain and says that they'll destroy the weed when im gone so i dont come back and pick it up again.
TLDR- got pulled over with a QP hidden in my trunk car reeking of weed from an L, thought quickly and gave the cops two .5 bags and a quarter of a handle and was let go.
This is more of a got caught but got away story but i felt it was an almost story to. The cops clearly smoked my bud but i really dont care i still had the QP and didnt go to jail that night or get in any trouble.
It was around 9pm and 5 friends and me (18 at the time) are hanging out at the most secluded part of The park We had an ice chest full of beer and multiple pieces going around well three of my friends leave to a party and me and my two other friends wanted to finish off the weed and beer before we left to the party I go to take a piss when I see a cop car pull up I yell "COPS!" I then run down a hill trying not to piss on myself while friends run down the other side I then hope a fence into a baseball field when I see the cop pull out and leave so I meet up with me friends while were laughing about it we hear someone yell "HEY DON'T MOVE!" one of my friends takes off up hill while my other friend and me freeze knowing were f the cop asks why my friend ran I sat I dont know he then asks what we were doing to which I respond just hanging out he tells us to go back up and hell meet us there as we go back up hill we run into our friend who ran I tell him the cop is going back up to run the other way and he takes off when we get to the top the cop is looking through all our stuff and says "that friend that ran Is a f idiot I dont care if your drinking or smoking I used to smoke if I wasnt a cop I probably still would I would only care if your doing coke or stupid like that so get your stuff and leave" we quickly grab everything and drive off
IGN of my new char I'll make in Renegade: [b]PiojoVerde[/b][/quote]
This was amazing man
[quote=mrpotatoes]Name: johan
State: california
Favourite color: blue
Country: usa
Age: 16
Favourite food: spaghetti
Hobby: maplestory
Phone: 543 932 43XX (not gonna say all for security reasons)
Favourite hero: superman
Coffee or tea: tea
Do I smoke?: no
Do I drink?: no
What were you like when you were a kid?: i dont have yet
When was the first time that you had beer? many years ago
What happened? i was drunk
If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it? waste all on maplestory "NX"
What would your dream house be like? living in maple
If you could change something about yourself, what would it be & why? im perfect
Where's Waldo? in maple, still trying to find him
Do you dream often? yes,
Describe your fighting style: drunken master or angry monkey? angry monkey
What last made you laugh? not too long ago
Spontaneity or stability? stability
Do you like kids? yes
If you wrote a journal entry about our last date, what would it say? i dont know
Which do you prefer giving or receiving? giving
What is your favorite word? maplestory
What is your least favorite word? zakum and nexon
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? all
What turns you off? nexon
What is your favorite curse word? i dont know
What sound or noise do you love? maple
I like to watch tv and enjoy maplefriends aswell I got a car "mercedes", i wish to join your guild I have studied in harvard and i'm planning to have 3 kids when I grew up
IGN: PiojoVerde
So me and my friends are chilling in a school parking lot in the back. we just got back from smoking in this neighborhood, pretty blown on this purple dank i picked up earlier in the day, but anyways were just chilling, figuring out what we should do, the nights pretty much over cuz its like 11, so were probably gonna dip, but as were ending the conversation, a cop pulls up and my heart drops, because we have my purp pipe, a lil bit of bud, and a grinder in the glove box.
cop gets out, asks us what were up to, and we tell him that were lost and figuring out where my friend lives, which was a very dumb and non believable story to begin with, because we knew where everyone lived, then the cop asks if were doing anything illegal, of course we deny everything he asks, then he asks to search the car, my friend who was driving says "officer i do not consent to a search". cop says fine, and tells us to stay where we are, about 10 minutes later comes back, and starts telling us that my friend whos driving is under the suspicious list in the area, because he also had a run in with a cop because he was out past curfew, so the cop tells us that, and asks again if we have anything on us, we say no, tells us to stay where we are still, then out of no where another cop from the area comes over, older cop probably in his mid 50s, you can already tell this guy doesnt screw around. he gets in our face and says "alright guys i have better s to do than this", "i know theirs pot in the car, hand it over and ill go easy on you", were still in denying mode, so we say officer theirs nothing in the car.
the cop procedes to tell us he can get a drug sniffing dog over here in a few minutes, hes not playing around. we have no other option to give in. the cop asks one more time if theirs anything in the car, we say yes but a very little ammount. we hand over the grinder with about .2 of purp dank. first off he doesnt know how to get the dam grinder open, dumb pigs, but he gets it open looks at it, and asks us if we laced the weed with lsd because it was purple. the cop then was like alright guys is this all you have on you, yes........., we get out of the car one by one, get frisked against the car, thankfully we have nothing on us, except i still have my pipe in the car, that they havent found yet. we get out of the car talk to the old cop while the young one searches are car for more weed. cop just gives us a few pointers and dont smoke weed blah blah blah, of course im not gonna listen to him, but then they finish up we give him our phone numbers and names and age, then they tell us were not gonna put anything on your record, im going crazy on the inside right now because ive heard so many stories of people i know getting f with possesion and s like that, and i just got off free. pretty excited all i have to do is talk to the cop then im good. thank god, but im never going to that f school again
and you never thought to inquire as to why you were being detained? i would want to see this "list" they supposedly have. given the equal protection clause of the constitution (also known as the 14th amendment if memory serves), it strikes me as s that they would keep a list (that would be singling individuals out for preferential/detrimental treatment and it is also known as discrimination). i might have asked to see this list.
you gotta at least try and get these questions answered. if they detain you, then find out why. if they give a reason like the so-called list, ask to see the list and inquire why you're on it. they are relying on you to be frozen with fear. the worst that happens is that you are caught, you should always assume that's what WILL happen and take every action you can to dissuade the officer from reaching that conclusion. if he is there, assume you're already f, and don't fear it - instead, try to avoid it. i know, easier said than done, but i've done it successfully so i know it can happen.
ps. if you think about it, your primal reaction is the same as assuming you're already f. you might as well make them work for it if they are going to get it, and not own your state of mind with intimidation.
When I was about 13 I was staying at my Aunt and Uncles out in the boonies in Maryland. Their house was really isolated and it backed up to a really heavily wooded area.
Anyways, I had accidentally let my uncles pet dog outside earlier that day, being an inside dog, it ran away. I felt really bad about it later that night, because we hadnt found the dog yet. Before I go to bed at about midnight I decide to give one more shot at finding the dog. I venture out into the woods and it is absolutely pouring rain.. I am about a 10 minute walk into the woods, and as im calling the name of the dog I hear what sounds almost like a girly laugh, so i yell "Is anyone there? Have you seen a dog in here?"
It was too dark so I couldnt see more than 10 feet infront of me in this woods, so I was starting to worry a bit
I then hear the same little laugh but then the laugh deepened into a Southern Males voice and he said "I like to sit alone at night in the rain.." in the creepiest f drawl ever. I f booked it back to the house faster than Ive ever ran in my whole life, by far the creepiest thing ever to happen to me
So I used to be a cabbie. I didn't work in the big city, but just in my suburban burg. Still, I came across my fair share of crazy things. This was made more fun since I'm naturally a night owl, so I would usually opt to work the graveyard shift.
One particular night stands out well in my memory. It was a brisk autumn Saturday evening. These were always fun, because you get all your drunk bar runs. Drunks were always a hit or miss. You'd either get a happy drunk, who was more than happy to tip you well, and maybe even buy you something to eat, or you'd get the angry drunk who you might have to throw out of your car.
This particular night I picked up a guy from a bar, who just seemed to be an arrogant prick. He kept saying loudly, that "I'm gonna go home and smoke some pot and f a w". This guy immediately made me uncomfortable. He then asked me if I wanted to buy some pot, and I said sure, since I didn't want to upset this guy who seemed quite unpredictable. That's when he said, "well, I'm a cop, and you're under arrest."
Perplexed by all this, he then said with a smirk, "but I'm off duty. So I guess I won't arrest you. If you want to buy some, come to this dark corner behind so and so building tomorrow at midnight". I said sure, and dropped him off.
Next up, I picked up two teenagers who were obviously stoners. A friendly bunch of guys, but they didn't have any money for their cab fair. They asked if it was okay if they paid me in weed, and I said sure.
Next, I picked up a gal who was heading to work for the graveyard shift at a grocery store. So I'm heading down the highway, and I see a little red Mazda that's crashed into something, and was pulled over by the side of the road. I slow down to get a better look, and see this guy standing outside his car looking over a deer.
I keep going and drop the gal off and pick up this cool laid back kid at a convenience store in one of those not-the-best-neighborhoods in town. The kid gets in the car and tells me where he's going, while I start updating my paperwork real quick.
That's when I notice a strange sight standing outside of the convenience store. A see a light skinned black kid, wearing a straw hat, and chewing on a piece of straw. Not exactly a common sight in my neck of the woods. He comes up to my window and taps on the glass. I roll down the window a little bit and the guy asked for a cigarette. I tell him, "no, these are cloves and they goddamned expensive." He then offers me a dollar, and I still tell him no. I can now tell that he's drunker than a skunk, and he ups his offer to a dollar plus a small lighter that doesn't work. He then says that he's friends with my fair, and I should give him a cigarette. I turn around and ask my fair if he's friends with him. My fair, who by now is gripping his seat in fear, says, "hell, no!"
That's when our straw hat wearing friend reaches his hand into the car, saying, "just give me a goddamned cigarette!", and I start to roll the window up on his arm. He then warns me, "you're not gonna roll that window up on my arm, are you?" That's when I roll it all the way up, put the car in reverse, give the gas a good tap. Needless to say, that screwed up our hat wearing friend's night.
So I driving my fair and I come across that crashed Mazda again, coming from the other direction. I slow down to a crawl to see what's going on. It seems that our guy had decided that the best course of action was to drag this deer by it's horns onto the median strip. That's when the deer, who had apparently just been knocked unconscious, began to wake up. Our Mazda driver, not knowing what else to do, decided to start throw haymakers at that deer.
I called our dispatch and told her, "you better call the police before this idiot gets himself killed".
Ah, the joys of crazy people.
This will be my public journal of sorts. I am doing this because I need a place to vent when I have no friends to hang with. I also do this because I have a lot of ideas, but no good way to 'tetris' it all together and present it in a nice and neat package on the internet. I am not revealing any names, and I may use pseudonyms for people and places when appropriate. This is not copypasta, and I am not annoying anyone, so if you've come to insult me, then get the f out. Im sorry, I just cant deal with it. I've dealt with enough s from my dad, so now I have to vent on the internet because nobody truly cares. . So, please, I implore you to be understanding. I'm not asking you to care, and if you do, I appreciate the concern and would be open to advice. If you don't care, then I would say: "Why the f are you entering a thread like this?" thanks
After three and a half weeks. Just came back from my boy's house. We had to walk down a mile long hill to get our s , then we had to walk alllll the way back up. Luckily we got to smoke on the way to his crib. Dodged a few cops and continued to smoke when we got to his place. Afterwards I threw up and went home. Grabbed a bottle of dew and a slice of stuff crust pizza and am currently watching Supernatural. Life is good.
Sorry if there is already a thread about this, I didn't really want to take the time to search for one. Your stories can involve cops, parents, or anyone who almost caught you.
I have three EXTREMELY close calls to tell you all about, all of them involving my dad. They all happened when I was 16 years old.
1) So during my summer as a rising junior, I smoked a f ton of weed. I had just gotten back home from a party in which I got massively stoned. It was 12 in the morning and absolutely pouring down rain, and parts of my neighborhood were flooding. I really wanted to run out to my car and bring my bong back into the house for a final sesh before bed though. However, I had the bright idea of telling my parents, who were almost asleep, that I was going out to the car really quickly to get my ipod (this way if they heard the door opening and closing they wouldnt rush downstairs to see what was happening). So I run out quickly to my car, get my bong and stash from the trunk, and begin to run back into my house. As I'm running up the path to my front door, I look up and see my dad standing right in the doorway holding the door open for me. Mind you I have my bong in one hand, and my stash in the other. I put the bong behind my back, kept sprinting up to the door, rushed past my dad and then ran into our living room. It was pitch black in there, so I put the bong in this vase of fake flowers that was really close to me and took my stash with me upstairs. I was soaking wet, and my dad looked at me and said "you really needed your ipod that badly?". After he went back upstairs, I got the bong and had a killer victory sesh . It didn't hit me until I got back up to my room, and I was like because I would have been f if I had gotten caught. I literally was next to my dad holding my bong and my stash in my hand.
2) My next story doesn't involve weed, but alcohol instead. There was going to be a party, and I had no substances for the night and I really did not feel like staying sober. My parents were home, but I just knew I could get away with taking a tiny bit of their hard alcohol in a bottle. I went down to my basement where they kept it, and filled up only about a 1/4 of the bottle since I was going to be driving. I sucked all of the air out of the bottle so that when I stuck it in my pocket it wouldn't stick out like a sore thumb. I put the bottle in my pocket, and then began to make my way up the steps. As soon as I get three steps up, my dad opens the door and waits for me to get up the steps, eyeing my pocket the whole time. I pass him and head back up to my room. He asked me a minute later why I was in the basement for so long, but I told him that I had been looking for a shirt in the dryer but couldn't find it. The kind of ironic part is that I ended up only taking about one shot that night.
3) This story is the most recent one. I have a dresser in my room, and if you pull it away from the wall it's against, then there is a little door leading to a crawlspace where I keep my smoking kit (pipe, cig batty, stash jar, eye drops, waterfall bong, and lighter). I hide all of that in a black fanny pack, but the fanny pack itself I tend to just toss in the crawlspace and not even worry about hiding. Anyways, my dad comes in my room to wake me up, and I discover that my mom and him are doing a little house cleaning. I wasn't awake for 10 seconds before I realize he's pushed the dresser back and opened up the crawlspace. (NOTE: He knew about the space because he was storing some old records that he never listened to in there, but I hadn't once seen him open it so I thought he would never look). He was putting some more random old records in there, and my kit was just chillin right up on a stack of records in front of him. I got up and very calmly asked him to hurry up because I had to clean my room (yeah right). My heart was pounding because I had always envisioned the look on his face after randomly going through the crawlspace, finding the kit, and going through it. He was there for about 30 seconds storing more records, and then he left. I know for a fact he saw the fanny pack because it was right out in the open and at eye level with him. I also had a shot glass sitting right out in the open (not at eye level with him) and a beer bong that my brother had passed down to me on the floor. My parents are not the type to let that s go either, especially because my dad had found beer in my trunk 2 weeks before that, and I was grounded for that. I had only been ungrounded for about 2 days before I almost got completely f again. My legs were shaking for about 5 minutes after that. One hell of a f way to begin the day.
Me and my friend were smoking on my roof (there is an upstairs balcony and the roof is easily accessible from there) at my dad's house. My dad has a really big house because we bought it for 5 people, but we moved out so my Dad lives there all alone. I try to go over there as much as possible (for various reasons). I usually get the entire upstairs to myself; all it is is bedrooms and a gameroom. My Dad comes up here maybe once every few months. So me and my friend are looking for a place to smoke and I suggested the roof (secluded, decent lighting, lots of wind). In the middle of our session, my Dad comes out on the balcony and starts calling my name. We freeze. If he was downwind he would have smelled the s that we were taking in our pants. After a minute or two of unsatisfied calling, he gives up and goes back inside. Me and my friend leave our kits on the chimney and hightail it to the balcony, onto the roof of our shed, then onto the ground and sprint to our trampoline. He comes out 5 minutes later and is like "Where the hell where ya'll?" Me: "......Here?" Dad: "Ok." SO F CLOSE!
One time I was at this 7/11 that's sort of ghetto by my house and I was gettin drinks for a party. I was already drunk and a little high. Now this little gas station is the s, I go there all the time for alcohol cuz I know everyone who works there. I came out holding a case and a bag full of lokos and 2 cops walk past me I to the place. I looked and one of then looked back at me and I just sped walk to my friends car. Then another cop pulled into the place, and my frien drives slow and we rolled out to her place and had a good night.
People say I look like I'm 15 and no doubt everyone who was around knew I'm not 21 lol
I almost got caught just then. I still live at home and my mom thinks I just smoke occasionally but I still do my best to hide it from her. Anyway I rolled up a giant spliff, made myself a bowl of ramen and got a glass of coke and went to sit at our picnic table outside. I was just about to light up when I see my mom putting shopping bags on the table through the window. She smiled at me and the moment she looked away I grabbed my spliff and shoved it in my pocket. Then I realised I had left my rolling bowl on the table she was putting the shopping bags on and I freaked. She walked away and I boosted inside, grabbed the bowl and shoved it a drawer and went back outside and finished my ramen. When I went back inside she asked me why I looked so guilty and I told her I was doing lines of coke (she knew I was kidding). I then proceeded to take the dog to the beach (we live right on the beach) and enjoyed the spliff while wondering how she didn't notice the bowl or the spliff sitting on the picnic table next to me.
A few years ago, back when I was 15 me and a couple mates had a session under a train bridge. It was around 11 o'clock at night and we were all pretty wacked. Well anyway whenever a train rode by my friend would scream like a little girl. So some "law abiding citizen" decided to call the police because he thought someone was getting r .
My mate says "s, cops are here" and I'm just thinking he's f around so I go to lite another hit when I see them walking along. They had no idea where we were but we all end up sprinting away. We're running down an alley f I throw my jersey over the fence. We get out onto the street and literally see the whole neighborhood just staring at us.
I start running down the street and pick a random driveway to run into. I jump one fence and then another and then hear a dog barking. I panic and just sit in a hole in the bush. I later find out from a friend that this dog was a police dog, not that it matters too much. I sit in the bush and here some people over the fence and I'm thinking their searching peoples backyards, I'm f . They walk off and I feel a lot better.
After a while I decided the ghost is clear and I jump the fence. Without knowing this fence was the fence that led to a wide bank and river (quite close to the train bridge). I run over the the bank and just lay on the river bank for a little longer, just incase.
Then i hear the sound of a vehicle and i think I'm caught. There driving down to catch me. I turn around and it was just the train passing the bridge. s scared I decided it's time to go and manage to get to a mates, safe.
Scariest day of my life but glad I was the only one who didn't get caught haha.
This was pretty recent,about 3 weeks ago.
I had been talking to one of my good friends to get some Dro (he just started selling) and when he got to my house to hook me up he had brought two other friends along.I gave him a 20 and right when I was looking at the bud I hear footsteps coming up the stairs to my room.I start panicking because no one had been home since 9am other than me (it was around 6pm) and I tried to hide the bud the fastest I could.Two of my friends were high and had no idea what was going on.I had just managed to get the bud back into the bag that I was examining,and I hid my bud under my blanket at the same split second that my grandpa stuck his head into my room.I was scared as hell because that had to mean that my grandma was with him,and she was against everything that was illegal/could be used at a certain age,except maybe fireworks and other normal s.anyways he asked me "What are y'all doing in here?" and I said "Just chilling out,trying to relax because it's so hot" and he then left for a few seconds.in those free seconds I managed to hide my weed long enough so I wouldn't get caught and answer the questions of "Who the hell was that?" by my high friends.Well,long story short my grandparents had just stopped by to check in and I didn't get caught..luckily.I then enjoyed that bud by myself later that night.
so i had my two footer bong in the spare room, no one ever went in there so i used to hit in there all the time. i got sorta careless and just left in sight, all was good till my mom said she was gonna do sum sewing but doesn't know where the machine is so she has to look around the spare room, I'm like s! ill help you, book it in there she opens the door watching me, i take the bong put it in front of me, she's like what are you doing? I then slip the bong behind this piece of wood and say"nope not back here" i then found the machine 2 secs later which kinda distracted here from any suspicion
When I was 16, I just got done killin' two joints by myself in my grandma's backyard. Right when I lit the third, I got a call from mom telling me she's infront, waiting in the car. Being High and paranoid as s, I quickly ash the paper plane, and put it in the baggy where the rest of my bud was and stuffed it in my sock. I hop in the car with mom, feelin' super Burnt and while driving down the road, she takes a whiff in the air and in my mind I'm like ! She then slowly turns her head towards me and says
Mom: Have you been smoking weed?
Me: haha No what the Hell?
Mom: Then what's that smell?
Me: It's probably a skunk! You always accuse me
Mom: shut up, Stop lying to me!
Then I swear, in the middle of the road was a dead skunk as we drove by!
Me: I told You! You should have more faith in me ha In my mind, I was in awe and shedding tears of happiness that I didn't
Ive had alot of close calls but the 2 that stick out the most would be; I was driving and pass a cop and runs my plates and pull sme over. My vehicle is in my pop's name and his and my tags go bad at the same time. Well he switched the stickers when putting them on the License plates, Thats why The cop pulled me over. Well I just bought an 1/2 oz of dank dank. I try to tie it to my balls lol and the rubber band broke so its just sitting on my lap covered by my pants. He asks to search my truck I say no, I dont have time, Im late for work(I didnt have to work) After a lil bit of s he lets me go with a warning!
-I was at my buddys we were in high school. We have an 8ball im busting it up on this glass plate. well his dad walks in as Im bout consume some. I learn over it while he talks for a good 5 min and he kept looking at me funny, like wondering why Im leaning over how Iam. He leaves and we get zinged.
I was at the mall late at night with my boys hanging out in the underground part, there was probably about 20 of us in total just chilling. I had about 4-5gs on me.
Cops came flying around the corner with their lights on and stopped right in front of the people like 20ft away and the other cop stopped us. In that time i had enough time to turn around and shove the weed from my pocket into my briefs( LOL BRIEFS SAVED ME) since there tight around the legs there was no way it was falling out of my pants, i actually ended up tucking it under my balls.
He asked us if we had any drugs or weapons or anything we said no obviously. He then took all of our ids and searched us all separate. He wasn't gonna grab my crotch so all went well. Thank god there was no dogs or id be f. He told us to get there f out of here and we obliged, All my boys played it cool and we continued our night
We were so excited to roll a spliff once we got home from school. There were four of us, but only three of us were smoking. When I finally rolled up the shoddy looking spliff, we went on the balcony and lit away. We got very high. I think my friends got too high, or sick or something. They started throwing up. Me and my friend got bowls for them to throw up in while they were on their knees and everything. It was gross, I was stoned as f, and all I could think of was how this felt like a video game. Gross, but I did what I had to do. They started feeling weird too, like they couldn't move. They said they felt cold. Well, I looked at the clock and it was about the time my parents usually come home. I immediately went outside to check the parking lot(Third floor apartment building) and I see my parents car parked. I knew they were already in the building because the car was empty, which meant they were right outside or still going up the stairs. Luckily, my friends were right next to the door and I immediately tell them the situation. They run like hell to the fourth floor, which was like an attic kind of place made of concrete. As I watch my friends go upstairs, I could see my parents turning the corner to go up the stairs from the 2nd to the third floor. I quickly went back inside and started playing guitar with my other friend like were jamming the whole time.
The two friends greened out and ended up sleeping up in the attic for 4 hours.
Well okay i'm going to try to make this story short and simple as possible
Me and my buddy just started smoking bud and we were at a party and I bought a nice metal pipe for 5 bucks and I added another 5 in and I got a dime bag and a pipe and I was a newbie smoker so it was an awesome deal for me i was as happy as can be, I had a dime bag of some dank and I had a 20 sack of some middies. so when I head to my buddys apartment building we were going to smoke in the stairs I put my pipe and 20 sack and dime bag in my pockets and as were ABOUT to light the bowl on fire we hear a weird ass loud door noise at the highest floor by the stairs and it was the door behind ous I quickly put everything in my pocket(I was wearing those tight small ish basketball shorts you keep even after you grow out of them LOL) so then out of that door a miami dade county OFFICER POLICE lady comes out and looks at ous like o.O ME with all the things in my pocket and my friend with nothing i was s
massive amounts of dank bricks. The nice latin police lady tells ous why are we here all alone I told her ''we were just chilling talking because we didn't wanna talk to loud in my friends apartment and she believed us and told us just remember the cameras see everything. She looked as she was ready to start her night shift patrol i'm guessing anyways we went back to my friends apartment blazed in his living room out of my pipe smoking about a dime of the dank and a nick of the middies we got way blasted and started laughing loud ended up playing mario cart and going to sleep. woke up my bud's mom was making ous awesome breakfast (scrambled eggs bacon pancakes) scary...but if that police lady were to even question of put a hint of suspicion of my tight basketball shorts I would have been f because in the pockets were bulding out and looking all bumpy and weird, but yeah day turned out great.
So I pick up and eighth from my guy and I call up one of my friends to smoke. We decide to go to this unfinished devolving neighboorhood. Just a bunch of streets without houses all dead ending and stuff. Kind of like a maze. I reverse onto a street so we can see the front. The street dead ends into a feild. One way in, one way out. We start smoking out of my pipe and were just chilling and talking. Next thing my friend says "hey, that's a sherif coming!" so I grab the stuff and put it in the glove box. We both think he's going to drive by and first he does. Then he reverses a d starts coming down the street! He shines that bright ass Pugh on us and the comes up to the car and says "what are you lady's doing out here?" "you know people come back here and smoke all of the time.." I say "oh no officer, we don't do that, I mean you cn search the car." my friend says "oh Im home from school for the weekend and we have t seen eachother so we came out here to talk." he smiles and says hm well seems like yo are smoking." as he was about to say "get out..." I said okay..you want to know the truth? " I told my parents I'm gay earlier and they completely freaked out so I called my best friend and we came out here to talk" I'm just really upset about everything....then he's like "oh...um..well... Y'all just find another place to talk..." WHAT? He pulls out and we pull out...on with our day totally freaked. Bever smoked there again.
one day many moons ago i was sitting behind my old highschool in a dried up creek while a friend and i were smoking some bud out of a foily. just as im passing it back to him, the school cop walks up on the shore and looks down at us. i scrunch the foily in my hand in an act of quick thinking (which i dont know how i was capable, as i was feelin pretty toe up). he asked us to come up and talk to him, so when i climbed up the creek bank i stuffed the foily into the dirt. which was lucky cus he asked us to open our hands and pockets and such. if i would have had that foily i wouldve been skrewed.
Durin my freshman year in hs i take a hit in the bathroom and walk on out. Later that day I get a slip from the office that says "report to the principals office immiedetly" so right away I knew what its about so after the bell I run to the nearest bathroom and wrap my one hitter, my weed, and my lighter in a tissue and hide it in the trash can (better than getting caught) so when I get there he tells me that someone reported a marijuana scent coming from the bathroom and seeing me walk out afterwords, so he tells me empty my pockets and take off my shoes so I do then they search my locker but don't find anything so they let me go. So after school I pick my s up from the garbage and go home an smoke up a storm ha.
Another time is when I bought a fresh bag of some potent s so after I buy it I put it in my shoe cuz it was so powerful. So im passin a gas station and im thinkin I should go buy some drinks for my cottonmouth. Well when I got there I go to the bathroom to ajust my weed cuz it started to stick out. So when I walk out I see a cop at the counter and im all freakin out cuz im smellin that s as im walkin past him but he didnt do anythin.
A couple years ago when I started smoking me and a bunch of friends never had a place to smoke so we eventually found a train car yard that had a few open empty train cars with foam cases we used as seats. After several weeks of continued use, there were about 10 people smoking in this train car and we were having a great time until we heard a thunderous banging on the train car. Police announced themselves by yelling such and everyone took off running. The two huge sliding doors of the train car were open and you could jump out either side and be in the middle of a huge train lot. I was the person who was holding the bowl at the time so everyone ran out but me, a few to the left exit and a few to the right. Instead of ditching my beloved bowl I decided to take about 10 seconds to find what I thought was a good hiding spot for it. After stashing the bowl, I looked at both exits to see about 4 of my friends being told to put their hands up against the train so I immediately took off running towards the other exit and jumped out of the train car. There is row after row of train cars so when i jumped out it was like a tunnel each way and i didn't see any cops, they were all on the other side telling everyone to stop or they would be tasered. I took off running to the car lot about a quarter of a mile away where my car was parked. I am not exaggerating when i say i did some parkour and matrixed my way through and over several train cars to reach this parking lot where I seen my friend who i had gone there with as well as another friend that met us at the train car. Everyone else was either being arrested or running. When us three reached the parking lot where our cars were, there were about 4 cop cars parked in the parking lot with sirens flashing, and conveniently they boxed in my car. I should say that I was probably 16-17 at the time. Since my car was boxed in, I immediately jumped in the persons car who we met at the trains and as we were peeling out of the parking lot, we noticed not one cop was in any of the the police vehicles. At this point, my adrenaline was going absolutely crazy and I thought we would be in some sort of car pursuit. The parking lot we pulled out of was a train car management company (or something similar) and also a gymnastic buisness (which called the cops on us). Instead of getting away from the scene, the dumbass who was driving literally went across the street (I can't stress literally enough) to some townhouses where he lived which i didn't know. Out of options we hopped out of the car and booked in to his house and locked all the doors and closed all the blinds. After about 10 minutes there was a loud knock on the door and police said they tracked the car there and that if we did not come out his car would be impounded. Being so young, this freaked out the kid that we were with until he eventually went out and I decided to as well since his parents were on their way home and i didn't want them to find me hiding in their home when i had never met them. Long story short, the cop basically just took our information and called our parents. We made local newspapers with the headlines "teenagers caught smoking pot in train car" and I still have the article to this day. Since then I have had a couple major "legal problems" involving ganja which are depressing to talk about, so I thought i would share the one that is more funny and shows a time where i was just young, dumb, and high as a martian fart and managed to get away without having to talk to a lawyer.
So I told him, 'Yo bro, I'll be right back I'm going to go get high". He says alright and gives me a bottle of water to use for the bong.
I went to the school just a few blocks down. Keep in mind it was summertime so there were no kids there. That is where I kept my stash for the summer. I turn my phone on silent just in case though. I must have been hitting the bong for a half an hour, but it seemed like so much less time.
I finally told myself I had enough and I should go back. I look at my phone to text my friend saying I am on my way, and I see I had 4 missed calls from my mother, and a text from my friend saying "Dude! Your mom is going crazy looking for you I told her you just went to walk home to grab something! Run to your house!". That was 20 minutes ago before I read that. I was paranoid as f.
So I called my mom and she asked where I was in a suspicious voice. I continued with the excuse "I was walking home". But it doesn't take me 20 minutes to walk home, it takes 5. So I told her I was hanging with friends.
She told me she was going to pick me up, and I knew I smelt like smoke. I couldn't think strait and in the car she told me "You aren't making any sense".
I got home and she was just looking at my eyes, which were probably red. So I texted my friend and told him to come over. He did and saved me from a very awkward moment. To this day, I don't know if my mom knew. Oh well.
So I told him, 'Yo bro, I'll be right back I'm going to go get high". He says alright and gives me a bottle of water to use for the bong.
I went to the school just a few blocks down. Keep in mind it was summertime so there were no kids there. That is where I kept my stash for the summer. I turn my phone on silent just in case though. I must have been hitting the bong for a half an hour, but it seemed like so much less time.
I finally told myself I had enough and I should go back. I look at my phone to text my friend saying I am on my way, and I see I had 4 missed calls from my mother, and a text from my friend saying "Dude! Your mom is going crazy looking for you I told her you just went to walk home to grab something! Run to your house!". That was 20 minutes ago before I read that. I was paranoid as f.
So I called my mom and she asked where I was in a suspicious voice. I continued with the excuse "I was walking home". But it doesn't take me 20 minutes to walk home, it takes 5. So I told her I was hanging with friends.
She told me she was going to pick me up, and I knew I smelt like smoke. I couldn't think strait and in the car she told me "You aren't making any sense".
I got home and she was just looking at my eyes, which were probably red. So I texted my friend and told him to come over. He did and saved me from a very awkward moment. To this day, I don't know if my mom knew. Oh well.
The only run in I had with drug dogs was after I had recently aquired my med card, I was 18 and still in HS at the time. I had purchased about 20 capsules of the coconut oil in capsules and had brought them in my backpack to school as I usually did (retarded) to inconspicuously get high as f when needed.... Well anyway I was in advanced chemistry when all of a sudden the principle comes over the intercom and says "attention students today is our second random drug search of the year, teachers please hold all of your students in their rooms for the next hour."
As you can imagine, I pretty much s my pants. Well time passes and the dogs reach the science building and our whole class is looking out the window to check them out.... By this time I had taken the caps (in a pill bottle) and kept them in my baggy zip up hoodie pocket and no one could tell, I had heard the procedure was as follows:
First, take kids out of class and check all backpacks that remained in the room. Then of anything suspicious arose, they would search the backpacks owner. Well the dogs finally reach our room..... And the handlers and k-9s walk right past!
Didn't even poke their heads in to tell us to leave and search was being conducted....
As I found out later that day, they had only targeted about 15 classes that day, and I'm guessing advanced chem helped quiteeeee a bit considering they aren't going to expect a bunch of kids with 3.9s and 4.0s to have bud, or be dumb enough to bring it on school grounds.
Needless to say, I think I took about 12 of those caps that day just to calm down, and smoked a bowl at lunch just like always to calm down with my homie off campus.....
He actually ended up getting searched because his backpack wreaked, but he has left his bud and everything in his car, safely off campus..... Needless to say a crazy ass day
I had way too many close calls, anything from my mom waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom I was hotboxing in to smoking a blunt on a street when a cop van with 4 cops inside was driving by right NEXT to me and my friends.
But I got a really good one. It happened a little more than year ago on my friend's bday at the end of April. So mind you it was relatively late at night (around 10 pm) and the day was coming to an end. Everybody was still some what drunk and pretty buzzed. We still had a gram left from the quarter we bought earlier, just enough for one final blunt before the end of the night.
We go through our regular drill, roll the bud, and light up. Now mind you all of us are smoking at a park right on the benches. It was empty so we figured we had nothing to worry about. After we finish the blunt, we throw it towards the garbage can and obviously miss with it landing couple of inches away from it.
At this point we decided it would be a good idea to go for a cigarette and light up. Literally no more than TWO MINUTES after we threw out the clip we see a black chevy impala with fully tinted windows rolling inside the park. Withing 5 seconds of seen the car your typical 2 chubby white guys in their early 30's get out and flash their badges.
At this point all of us realized that those were DTs (undercover cops). They instantly ask us the obvious question "So have you boys been smoking some weed here?" All of us instantly reply with a simple "No officer, just smoking some cigarettes". They are obviously not a bunch of idiots and tell us to take our IDs and start frisking us. Luckily for us we finished smoking ALL the weed we had left and had nothing illegal on us. And to my own surprise everybody had their IDs!
The cops started getting irritated after not finding anything illegal on us quickly realized that is nothing they could really arrest us for. They just told us not to be in the park after dark next time and left us off with a warning. The funny thing is when they were flashing the light near the garbage can they didn't even notice the clip lol. If the cops literally came 2-3 minutes earlier the outcome of that story would have been entirely different.
I really decided not to test my luck after that time and avoided smoking at such obvious places from that point on. I got lucky blades, I highly suggest for you to be careful. Even thought I live in NYC, where possession of weed has been decriminalized to a simple fine. Smoking it in public or just having it "open to public view" is still considered a misdemeanor which can seriously f you over. Stay safe!
but recently i started taking hits in my room when my moms not around or preoccupied. i always pack 1 hitters, stand by my window and blow it out a toilet paper roll w/ dryer sheets, you know that whole shibang.
a couple people were over visiting my parents and i went out there a couple times but they always seemed preoccupied talking. i figured my mom was visiting so i'd have a while and proceeded to take a hit in my room. i was standing by my window and my mom cracks my door open outta nowhere. i very slickly put my pipe in my drawer since my dresser is right there and turn around a look at her. shes like "can you do the dishes?"
and i turn back to my dresser and say "right now?" hoping no smoke came out while i said that.
i was opening and closing my dresser drawers pretending to look for something while she was like "yeah right now please" and i said "k!" really quickly as she walked out.
i quickly blew w/e smoke was left out the window but god that was close! i'm never risking it while shes home again unless shes asleep D:
ast year when I was in 11th grade my high school had a k9 drug search, and in my school if you get caught u get a 30 day suspension and taken into police custody. Anyways the dogs came and I had about .5 in my bag, not on purpose, so then the dogs came and scratched my classroom door b/c they smelt the weed. I tried to stay calm so no one knew I had any. So I grabbed the bag and shoved it in my pocket. We all had to leave the room because it is illegal to have the dogs search our person. They tore apart my bag and took everything out , and the dogs then led the cops to the door because I had the Weed on me. Then before the cops left the room I shoved the bag and weed into my mouth and furiously chewed and swallowed it. The police found out the backpack was mine and escorted me to the office where i was then stripped down to my boxers in some back room and they couldn't find s b/c it was in my stomach haha. That's all
Me and my buddy had just finished an L and i was bringing him back to his dorm room and then driving home. Well I was baked as s and didnt remember his directions on how to safely get back off his campus and stupidly ended up driving the wrong way down a one way hill on his campus that lead to the exit i came in at . Realized halfway down the hill i was going the wrong way and was just praying that there were no cops to notice me. Well as it turns out there was two cruisers sitting at the bottom of the hill and i was promptly pulled over .
Now im s bricks high as s and have a QP stashed in my trunk with a scale next to it cause i had just bought it.
The cops goes through the whole license and registration thing, and then asks if i had anything in the car, of course i say no officer. So he pulls me outta the car, and proceeds to search my pockets. Well as luck would have it i forgot i had two bagged out .5s in my pocket which he found.
Then he asks where the rest is, and i say i dont have anymore, and he says that he has probable cause to search the car now, and am i sure i dont have anything else. Well i thought quick on my feet and said i had a quarter of a handle of vodka in my trunk. So his partner whos being the chill cop goes and grabs it, and quickly searches my trunk, and then says all clear and closes the trunk and takes my handle . Then he quickly searches the rest of my car and finds nothing besides my knife and takes it.
So the d cop decides to put me in cuffs and in the back of his cruiser to scare me a bit and then pulls me out, dumps the handle down the sewer drain and says that they'll destroy the weed when im gone so i dont come back and pick it up again.
TLDR- got pulled over with a QP hidden in my trunk car reeking of weed from an L, thought quickly and gave the cops two .5 bags and a quarter of a handle and was let go.
This is more of a got caught but got away story but i felt it was an almost story to. The cops clearly smoked my bud but i really dont care i still had the QP and didnt go to jail that night or get in any trouble.
It was around 9pm and 5 friends and me (18 at the time) are hanging out at the most secluded part of The park We had an ice chest full of beer and multiple pieces going around well three of my friends leave to a party and me and my two other friends wanted to finish off the weed and beer before we left to the party I go to take a piss when I see a cop car pull up I yell "COPS!" I then run down a hill trying not to piss on myself while friends run down the other side I then hope a fence into a baseball field when I see the cop pull out and leave so I meet up with me friends while were laughing about it we hear someone yell "HEY DON'T MOVE!" one of my friends takes off up hill while my other friend and me freeze knowing were f the cop asks why my friend ran I sat I dont know he then asks what we were doing to which I respond just hanging out he tells us to go back up and hell meet us there as we go back up hill we run into our friend who ran I tell him the cop is going back up to run the other way and he takes off when we get to the top the cop is looking through all our stuff and says "that friend that ran Is a f idiot I dont care if your drinking or smoking I used to smoke if I wasnt a cop I probably still would I would only care if your doing coke or stupid like that so get your stuff and leave" we quickly grab everything and drive off
IGN of my new char I'll make in Renegade: [b]PiojoVerde[/b][/quote]
I think you have the best story/app
World (Renegades or CYMK): Renegades
In-Game Name (or intended IGN):Homosmexual
Nickname/Name:HomoAlien
Age:45
Gender:female
Class:messager
Time zone (or state/country):west america, blobygob city
About Me (Describe about yourself/An interesting story about you): im a piece of poo that got abandoned by a 7 year old.
[quote=Spudd]@Clownified Please..PLEASE tell me this is a joke...[/quote]
Sadly you haven't been in this guild, I really don't want to join in on the fighting here, but the last 27 people who got chosen, wrote as much as me, less than me, or more than me. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, fact is you don't believe in that, so you go around criticizing others.
Applications for guilds isn't a strange thing... you're all freakin' out O_o
@Pacific:
Thank you
But I was just wondering. I have had to many in game problems with Pioneer. I have no interest on joining them or any of there alliances.
@Amped:
Good to know I got invited to guild from iPioneer but didnt accept.
@Darthic Not related at all
Are Pioneer & iPioneer related guilds ?
Or in same alliance ?
World (Renegades or CYMK): Renegades
In-Game Name (or intended IGN): Tekorn (It's r n not a m)
Nickname/Name: Anthony
Age: 12 (turned 12 like 4 days ago ;3)
Gender: Male
Class: Crusader (at the moment) - > Hero
Time zone (or state/country): Canada, Pacific
About Me (Describe about yourself/An interesting story about you):
My name is Anthony, I am 12. I am often mistaken for an age that I am not. I've been thought of ages such as 16-18. t all started in December 2009, I got attached to PC gaming away from my consoles.
When I first started I didn't expect anything much so I played MapleStory little did I know, it was something I played for 2 years. I met lots of friends too.
ANYWAYS, after that maplestory mishap. I had lots of fun and sometimes look back at it. I like to play other games (that I own ;3) such as Team Fortress 2 and Minecraft.
@ReannasPhone: Lol okay
@Amped: to each his own. No offense to yall but I just find it a little creepy. I mean do they really need to know all that info? I prefer to get to know ppl the old fashioned tried and true method.
@FinnNJake: Be more specific please. I have no idea what you're talkin about cuz i covered a shaz load of stuff.
@mrpotatoes
It's a hard life.
[quote=buccneer20]Goodluck just don't come to azwan server in a couple of weeks please[/quote]
Lol, server hopping again?
World (Renegades or CYMK): Renegades
In-Game Name (or intended IGN): Zekurb
Nickname/Name: Ivan
Age: 15
Gender: Male
Class: Jett
Time zone (or state/country): PST
About Me (Describe about yourself/An interesting story about you): To start off, i have been playing maplestory since 08 until now. I've been on and off a couple times because of school, but since it's summer now and i have less things to do, i decided to play again. Now, its time for my story of how i was inspired to play ms and etc.
First off, I started playing maplestory since when i was in 6th grade. My friends explained to me what ms was about and the game style. At first, It sounded too cartoony and weird, but since my friends played ms, i decided to give it a try. Like the expression, "Never judge a book by it's covered", I soon realized that ms was pretty fun and unique. Back then, training was 10x harder and earning mesos was hard because there were no MTS or crafting. Despite the hard training, everyone back then were very kind people who helped each other if needed. That's the thing i loved about past maplestory, everyone was social and
and kind to each other, which seems to be pioneers. <3 But, this was only the beginning of my story, after i was introduced to ms, I started to do other things than just train.
Since it was only middle school, schoolwork wasn't exactly hard, so i hard plenty of time to play maplestory. Back then, reaching 70 was already pretty pro since the exp rate was horrible back then. Even so, I reached 70 within 2 months, which was kind of fast back then. Especially, i was in bera, the second most populated world, even today. I even joined a guild, It was a selfless guild who specialized in helping maplers when they were in trouble. We trained and talked to each other as if we knew each other in real life. I thought this would last forever, but sadly, I had to quit after the summer of 2009 because 7th grade came up and i couldn't be distracted. If 7th and 8th grade didn't count for your placement for high school, i wouldn't have quit and abandon my friends in ms. Eventually, i came back during the winter of 2009, of course our guild was disbanded with the lack of people we had. I decided to start fresh again in a new world. But, even my real life friends quit because they were tired of training, but i can't blame them. >.< I decided to choose any highly populated world, so I decided to join Scania. I decided to make a buccaneer because they were one of the most unplayed classes in the game. I made it to 84 before I quit again. It was the summer of 2010, I had to go to vacation to Hawaii for the whole summer, after that, 8th grade came up so i couldn't continue ms.
I thought i would never play again because I quit too much and was scared i was going to do it again. Eventually, I was too tempted and gave in, I started playing again in the summer of 2011. It was great because the big bang patch has already came to GMS, so training was much easier. I made it to 120 slowly since i do have school, but got it too 120 during the winter of 2011. Continuing, I got my buccaneer to 148 during the spring of 2012, it felt great because it was one of my highest leveled characters in the game, besides my mercedes. ( I trained my 167 mercedes for 2 months before i continued my bucc) I decided to stop training for now and just relax and be a henehoe. I even joined a cool guild (ElanAngels), which was great because we were very social and trained together. But, when i heard about a new world coming out named renegades, I felt like I should try a new world out. Meeting new people and making new friends in a new world is one of the most fun things to do in maplestory in my opinion. I applied once to renegades, but the applications were already summited and the thread was closed. So, i got my jett and phantom to 130 and 122, but i would still love to join pioneers.
I am a very friendly person who loves to be social and fun. When my mind is set to something, I usually don't give up until i really can't continue. I always try my best to do everything perfectly and try not to make lots of mistakes. I am a calm and chilled person, I love to help people who need it or ask for assistance. I love to play sports such as tennis and basketball. My hobbies are playing sports and video games. I can play a variety of instruments like piano, trumpet, flute, guitar, and the violin. I am pretty mature for my age, but I usually don't act like it when i play maplestory. Well, this was my story about how I started playing maplestory and my personal life.
I hope you consider adding me to you pioneer's family and thank you for reading this long story.
Sincerely,
Ivan
@KingsGlory Yes, sir. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions! This method works well for us, and I'm really enjoying the guild right now, so we decided to keep it this way!
@ReannasPhone Please, stop that. We don't want to sound vain and egotistical. ):
@MorbidMagus:
>Uses this format thinking it
>The application is asking for information that isnt pertinent to actual game play thus intruding privacy.
>Do you need to know my age? My name? Where I live? What high school i go to? Who my mom's ex boyfriend was?
>This format of answering or replying to people is the stuff of pricks and d-bags
>There are many successful guilds who dont need to have applications
>Social game, do you make your friends fill out an application?
>Did your mom apply to be part of your family?
>Families dont need applications
>Guilds are ways to meet new ppl
>In a successful guild that didnt use an application.
Everyone who thinks having an application to have ppl join a guild is being too much of an elitist. Add ppl, get to know them, if they give the guild a bad rep, kick them. Simple. Adding in an application for a game is doing too much. So please step the flapjack off because i'm entitled to my opinion.
[quote=Rayyshun]Your guild application is really not necessary. I went with it twice because you said I had a really nice application. I poured my heart into it, spent atleast 15 minutes on it, and you denied me. I really do not get why you apply for a stupid guild and not even get accepted when other applications who got accepted had "I am active, I play a lot, I am nice" in theirs. It is very messed up.[/quote]
It was obvious that you worked really hard on your application, and that you REALLY wanted to get in. I remember it. You seem like a fantastic guy.
Just one week into the server... Having too much fun! Zaking, skyping, etc. I love this. <3
World (Renegades or CYMK):Renegades
In-Game Name (or intended IGN): Freehugs921
Nickname/Name:Nick
Age:15
Gender:Male
Class:Wind archer -UA Bucc
Time zone (or state/country): CST
About Me (Describe about yourself/An interesting story about you): I like to play many games and when I do I grind like hell. Im a very nice man if someone needs help all they need to do is just ask me an I could help. Im very out going and i love interacting with others an just simply having fun
You're gettting too intrusive in asking ppl to fill out an application for a guild.
Don't you guys think your taking this a little far? It's a game you don't need applications as if you were a applying to a new job... Are you guys that desperate to make friends you need to post a whole thread on basil market. Go outside and make a friends at school or something stop trying to find some online. Yes I know it's nice to play maple and have friends to talk to but to talk on Skype? Really! Just make a guild and invite people in the Fm sometimes they are not the greatest but you always will get the few who are close to you in the game. Sorry all pioneer people I just wanted to post how I felt about this.
(I didn't wanna be mean or anything but this whole Pioneer things has gone way to far.)