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How can people drink vodka and other womens drinks

Last night, wanted to get wasted, but all I had was Grey Goose. I've never drank vodka before, but I thought it couldn't be that bad. Wrong, it's terrible. How can people drink it at all? Beer is delicious, so nice and calm. But vodka just a really strong flavor, and they add cherry which doesn't help at all. Tried to mix it with coke, didn't help. Really bad tasting stuff. I've had whiskey,rum,brandy,etc , and none of them tasted as terrible and unbearable as vodka. How can you vodka drinkers do it?

Ill stick to beer.

January 22, 2013

46 Comments • Newest first

foolyouswear

you'd be surprised how many plastic handles are gone through during a party...

Reply January 23, 2013
Galavan

Try pure vodka without cherry before speaking out please.

Reply January 23, 2013
Palaladin

[quote=CaptCandy]If you want to get drunk without the taste, soak it in a tampon...[/quote]

you saw the video of the girl eating her own tampon too?

Reply January 23, 2013
CaptCandy

If you want to get drunk without the taste, soak it in a tampon...

Reply January 23, 2013
dimo

Vodka should be consumed straight, none of this mixing business. Obviously you need a good quality, non infused vodka. Something like Putinka.

Reply January 23, 2013
lolomgbbq

Yeah people drink alcohol for the effects never the taste really.

Before you take a shot, inhale, drink it. then exhale. That way you push out some of that gross alcohol aftertaste so it doesnt go up your throat etc.

Reply January 22, 2013
WontPostMuch

[quote=FrozenFlameO]@WontPostMuch: No i have. There's really nothing to like about it. It tastes that way because it is literally poison to the body. We're not supposed to drink this stuff.[/quote]

Lol @ you for not being able to handle it then brah.

Reply January 22, 2013
FrozenFlameO

@WontPostMuch: No i have. There's really nothing to like about it. It tastes that way because it is literally poison to the body. We're not supposed to drink this stuff.

Reply January 22, 2013
WontPostMuch

[quote=FrozenFlameO]All liquor is disgusting and I can't see why anyone would drink it for it's *taste* (([/quote]

Haha, you just haven't drank enough. I don't mind the taste of alcohol much nowadays. Except drinking too much PBR. That stuff is gross.

Reply January 22, 2013
atanate

scotch = classy. be classy.

Reply January 22, 2013
Mooneyone

You're not supposed to drink Vodka by itself xD

Try fruit juices or other sweet mixers.

My buddy made Skittles not too long ago. JESUS HELL

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
Hiraku

Get a good bartender, they can make a terrible night worthwhile.

Cognac is alright, has a weird taste after drinking a glass. Rum has a really strong taste when it goes into your stomach. Whisky and Brandy have a nice warm feeling as it goes down your throat. Tequila has a sharp feeling when it touches your tongue. Vodka only taste bad if you decide to get a big whiff before downing it. Gin has a vintage stale taste if drank alone. Wine can be very dry depending on the food you're having.

@Squeezy: Grey goose is not the cheapest vodka on the market. Those cheap quantity over quality plastic bottled variants like Iceberg are.

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
ImCensored

The taste of alcohol just urks me. I think the only one that tastes good is Baileys original.

but really, grass > alcohol

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
infiniteIQx

[quote=dcf611]Vodka, in my opinion, is the most disgusting hard liquor available to me.

Edit: Oh and you haven't had disgusting vodka until you've bought a $7 handle of Vladimir[/quote]

Or Bartons. T_T
Those all smell like acetone.

Gah .

Edit: Does anyone else think Natty Ice tastes like water? Or did I just get used to the taste? O-O

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
WiziLiCe

vodka + orange juice, every morning

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
ErvTheMan

[quote=Chema]You drink to get wasted?
I bet you where the generic teen tryharder lost in an adult's meeting[/quote]
I was drinking my sorrows away. I was very sad last night. ]=

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
Chema

You drink to get wasted?
I bet you where the generic teen tryharder lost in an adult's meeting

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
NonSonoFronz

Redbull + vodka = drinkable.

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
ronny278

edit: woops double post

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
Skyenets

You switch from a 4% drink to a 40%+ drink. Of course you'll find a grand difference between tastes.

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
Segumisama

vodka tastes disgusting.
beer does too but that's beside the point.

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
ronny278

I don't drink for the taste... If I wanted something delicious I'd have a smoothie/milkshake. Though, some alcoholic drinks taste pretty good. Just down it, and down some more until you're drunk. I personally only use vodka to get drunk fast.

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
frosty310

Beer is for men, liquor for women.

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
gmharri

[quote=PcPls123]If you think vodka is bad, try Gin on the rocks.[/quote]

*stares*

There is something wrong with you...

Vodka depends a lot on the brand, try a Russian brand, you will be amazed at the difference.

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
tiesandbowties

lol at the people posting.
go chase with some tampons why don't you

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
Diezal

Vodka, isn't girly by itself. Its just that many girls drinks are made from it. Whisky can be made into a whisky sour which is pretty feminine, but no one calls whisky a girly drink. I agree though that beer is the best, although I do love a Jack on the rocks from time to time.

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
HastyHeist

I wouldn't drink something that smells like rubbing alcohol.

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
pinoymystic

Well, it says that you have to mix the drinks since just drinking it straight from there is too strong.
I wouldn't know though. I jus watched tv shows.
Never actually drank alcohol.

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
cyber935

i can't stand to drink it unless it mix, it so strong when you just drink it plain

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
ErvTheMan

[quote=ston3rnamja]cheap what the hell are you talking about.

ot. liquor is all a aquired taste. some days it'll go down great some days it won't. and also don't be calling them girls drinks if you're mixing yours with juices etc. not that doing so makes it s girls drink but yeah, you don't seem like one to talk. OT, flavored vodkas and daquiris or whatever are chick drinks in my opinion[/quote]
I drank it straight up at first, but it tasted so terrible. And I heard mixing it with stuff makes it taste better. I mixed it with coke, not juice.

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
xthanhx7

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
Nimaah

Lick some salt + shot + lime afterwards = close to no taste

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
guggsen12

When it comes to beer, I preffer Guinness. When it comes to other alcohol, whiskey, and Jägermeister.

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
audio

[quote=PcPls123]If you think vodka is bad, try Gin on the rocks.[/quote]that's basically a martini and martinis are delicious, gin is great in general (tonic, bitter lemon, the list goes on). and don't even get me started on sloe gin

i resent your classification of vodka as a woman's drink because that's an idiotic thing to say in any capacity, but i'll agree it's disgusting. for me it's like coriander (or cilantro if you're an asshole) in that it gives this awful soapy/chemical acridity to anything it touches and i'd personally rather drink something that tastes nice
feel like vodka is overrated/the "go-to" drink among circles of teens who are fixated upon getting drunk and not at all interested in exploring the vast world of drinks that actually taste nice

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
Squeezy

Grey Goose is probably the cheapest and easy type of vodka. But usually if you're drinking just to get destroyed than do shots.
Easiest way to take a shot is with a chaser and knowing how to take a shot.
Take the shot and chaser while holding your breathe. You might want to practice this beforehand because it's harder when you're drunk.
Don't sip it either.

and you mix drinks for taste. alcohol mixed is weaker

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
WorkOfArt

Women's drink? I don't really get that term... beer is extremely easy to ingest and anyone with the slightest bit of tolerance can drink it. Vodka, gin, rum, whiskey, etc., are not drinks that anyone can handle, let alone a large amount of. Many women I've seen cannot handle more than a couple of shots.

Edit: I see that you mix the drink with other drinks. There's your problem. You don't mix it. You drink it and get it over with. Mixing it with anything will legitimately waste whatever it is you're mixing it with. If you want to use anything, you can use a chaser, because that gets the lingering taste out faster, but it will always taste the way it does. Just get used to it..

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
ErvTheMan

[quote=MrAhri]Grey Goose tastes much better than beer; I'll tell you that much.[/quote]
No it doesn't. So much worse. Well except for stout beer, but even stout beer I can handle better.

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
xthanhx7

I usually mix my vodka with Sprite or Mountain dew. You'll get use to it. If you don't like it still, just stick to your soft beer.

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
NoNsensical

That's why you drink it straight and get it over with. Don't mess around with any of this girly stuff like mixers or flavored vodka.

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
Palaladin

[quote=trashed]Vodka & cranberry juice is really good so that's how I drink it if I have to have vodka, but still I usually just pick beer over anything else.[/quote]

yeahyeah absolut citrus & cranberry juice ftw

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
zachu95

I hate vodka except in apple and cranberry juice. I hardly drink it.

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
Dragontearz

Greygoose tastes sooo good ice cold <3 with some cranberry juice.

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
trashed

Vodka & cranberry juice is really good so that's how I drink it if I have to have vodka, but still I usually just pick beer over anything else.

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
mp003

2 reasons to drink.

1. Drown your sorrows.
2. Take advantage of another person <3

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited
FrozenFlameO

All liquor is disgusting and I can't see why anyone would drink it for it's *taste* ((

Reply January 22, 2013 - edited