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One a day I'm going to Malta to big a hotel. In the morning I go down to eata breakfast.
I tell a waitress: "I wanna two piece of toast."
She bring me only one piece.
I tell her: "I wanna two piece."
She says: "Go to the toilet."
I say: "You no understand? I wanna two piece in my plate."
She says: "You better no p* in a plate, you son of a b**!"
I don't even know the lady and she call me sonova b****!
So, I go back to my room in de hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. So I call the manager.
I tell him: "I wanna sheet."
He tell me: "Go to the toilet."
I say: "You don't understand? I wanna sheet on a bed."
He says: "You better not s* on my bed you son of a b**"
I go to the check out and the man at the desk said: "Peace on you!"
I said: "P* on you too, you sonova b**!"
I'm gonna back to Italia, Arrivederci

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I have strange sexual urges.

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One of my best freinds who always wishes me happy birthday forgot to tell me, I think its cuz I stopped replying to his texts?

I'm famous.

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I need to sleep more.

i like turtles.

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