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Kids ringing doorbell at 1030 and 1105 Pm?

Okay, so here's the story:

I'm staying up as usual, but my relatives are sleeping, our house is a one story. Some lowlife idiots keep ringing the doorbell >.<; what should I do? If I get up and wake up my relatives, they will be very angry at me.

Any suggestions about what I can do?

August 16, 2012

20 Comments • Newest first

Pwnagewafflez

Sneak into the kitchen, grab a large knife, and just sit by the window where they can see you. Grin as largely as possible, and don't move/make any noise until they leave.
You get to be quiet and they get to be scared pantsless.

Reply August 18, 2012
FortMinor

>Load a gun.
>Fire a few rounds into the air.
>Go back to sleep.

Reply August 18, 2012
DColdhearts

Hose 'em down next time.

Reply August 18, 2012
taeilmoon

Don't go, it's slenderman.

Reply August 18, 2012
FarwornApple

[quote=fraddBS]Prank them yourself.

Why would you wake your relatives anyway? Wouldn't they be woken up from the people knocking on your door?[/quote]

Idk, they were sleeping. The people were ringing the doorbell, not knocking. And their dogs keep breaking the fence too.

Reply August 17, 2012
FarwornApple

Kay so I just woke up, and my relatives told me they tied our dog in the front of the house and left a note signed "SPIDERMAN", saying that our dog fought with theirs. This is what I can remember of the note:

"From your Friendly Neighbor

Your [censor]ing dog got in a fight and you didn't answer the door you [censor]hole. -SPIDERMAN"

Is this my fault?

Reply August 16, 2012
Pancakes1234

Have intercourse with their girlfriends.

Reply August 16, 2012
d4rkxStrIfe

Kill them obviously.

Reply August 16, 2012
Bluex3

[b][i]Hide before they come. Scare the carp outta them when they try press the bell.[/i][/b]

Reply August 16, 2012
JeffieAran

Airsoft guns. They do the job.

Reply August 16, 2012
FarwornApple

My relatives are SLEEPING, my parents snore VERY loudly so they probably can't hear the doorbell o.o. I have no idea about my sister, though.

This neighborhood sucks </3

Reply August 16, 2012
icoleslawderp

Make a electric bell or hide on the roof and shoot them with paintballs/eggs.

Reply August 16, 2012
Ryka

Play shotgun sounds by the door but not so loud that your relatives can hear them

Reply August 16, 2012
JelloJello

Dress in a gorilla suit and ambush them or find out where they live and ring their doorbell... Hmmm Wouldn't your relatives hear the doorbell ring too? and if its ringing wouldn't they get irritated...?

Reply August 16, 2012
antster297

Garden hose bro. Unless there's too many and they might beat you up. BUT IF SO, CALL THE POLICE.

Reply August 16, 2012
DannySaeWhat

Fake sleep and let your relatives deal with it

Reply August 16, 2012
HairyCreatures

why don't you tell to your family what you just said to us...

Reply August 16, 2012
Distinctive

Grab a flashlight turn it on and just stare at them through the door creepily with wide eyes. ( That is if you have a glass door)

Reply August 16, 2012
ExpiredMilk

Beat them up with your slippers.

Reply August 16, 2012