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Are women actually lightbulbs?

I had a conversation with my friend concering bioluminescence and women.

We are wondering whether women are actually lightbulbs or not.

WrathX:
by that sense, women are light bulbs
FieryStaff:
proof that women are lightbulbs
[4:13pm] Women are god's pawns sent to Earth to do anything men ask
Men want women to make them sandwiches
Sandwiches are made in the kitchen
Most kitchens use light
Light is powered by lighbulbs
women must change lightbulbs
that means they ARE one with the lightbulb
[4:15pm] WrathX:
okay, but the fact is women AREN'T lightbulbs
therefore your logic is flawed.
[4:16pm] FieryStaff:
but
women are lightbulbs
therefore YOUR logic is flawed.
[4:16pm] WrathX:
women do not emit light
which is what light bulbs do
[4:16pm] FieryStaff:
women are bioluminescent
which means they emit light natrurally
[4:17pm] therefore they are

What is your view?