General

Let's just say, you'll be tasting a thick pocky stick

Obama will reveal himself to be a reptilian cult member and he bites your head off.

Secret Service will hunt you down. You run and try to find refuge in a bathroom stall and 20 agents burst into the room you're hiding in. Dead silence falls, and you hear footsteps. You see a silhouette and you hear a familiar voice..

Obama: You'll see double rainbows after my men are through with you.

u sure showed him