Cool Kids Throw Party
Last weekend, some of the not-so-popular kids threw a party. The host was Robin Thicke's cousin, but you would have no idea he was Robin Thicke's cousin. These kids are the ones that wear jeans and runners, play video games a bunch, and hang out mainly in their small group of friends. Their nice and everything, and most people like them, but you know that they don't really go out or have many friends -- not that there's anything wrong with that.
Over the past few weeks, they've made this transition from kindergartners -- the name everyone uses for people who dress like them -- to raging hipster sporting only Urban Outfitters clothes. They invited about 15 guys to this party, making sure ONLY the popular kids were invited unless they were in their group of friends. For girls, any girl could show up and get in. Word spread of Robin Thicke's cousin having a party, so of course a lot of uninvited people showed up. The party was going and it went and that was that. It was fun, but it was just a party: drunk teenagers, broken furniture, and lots of puke.
These people think they are the definition of cool and popular now. They talk like idiots, and even the way they walk is obnoxious. They bend their legs with their chests out and shoulders back, backpacks on their butt and chin in the air. They think because they threw a party they are the coolest people in the world, and it's damn hilarious.
This little tiny Chinese guy ended up hooking up with a really popular girl. They both fell asleep on the couch, then some people dragged them to a bed and let them stay the night. When the guy woke up, he was staring at her smiling. When she woke up, she said "What the _ _ _ _? Where's the guy I hooked up with?" It sounds like something out of a movie, and that is probably the funniest thing I've ever witnessed in my life.
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In junior or senior year of high school, one of my friends decided to throw a house party. Our group of friends was pretty nerdy and didn't have much partying experience, but heck, it was about time for us to live it up for once. Owing to lack of experience, we spent $60 on liquor, "just in case." There were about 12-15 of us. I think it took about a half an hour before someone started throwing up. Nobody really knew their tolerance or how to pace themselves, so about half of the people there had some kind of catastrophic vomiting event. This one kid in particular was in the hallway bathroom all night, and somehow managed to get puke on almost every surface in the room. We had to rent a Rug Doctor the following morning.
[i]I[/i] had fun.
Omg and paint party. This crazy freshman brought a bar table into his dorm and hosted a paint party. Poor boy got fined $300 per wall and is now on a leave of absence.
[quote=AugustRain][b][i]sweating[/i][/b]
In hs I went to this ghetto party, and some drunk girl was blowing this guy. She ended up throwing up on his -.[/quote]
This happened to me before because I pushed her head down too far
Witness: to see, hear, or know by personal presence and perception
[quote=Gmayn]I heard her say it as I was outside the door.[/quote]
so now you heard her, thought you witnessed it.
That aside, so you stayed outside their room the entire night? iunno man, this story just keeps on getting creepier.
[quote=xtripled]"When the guy woke up, he was staring at her smiling. When she woke up, she said "What the _ _ _ _? Where's the guy I hooked up with?" It sounds like something out of a movie, and that is probably the funniest thing I've ever witnessed in my life."
so you were in the room staring at them?[/quote]
I heard her say it as I was outside the door.
"When the guy woke up, he was staring at her smiling. When she woke up, she said "What the _ _ _ _? Where's the guy I hooked up with?" It sounds like something out of a movie, and that is probably the funniest thing I've ever witnessed in my life."
so you were in the room staring at them?
[quote=imWanta]I'll be honest with you hun.
I didn't read any of that.[/quote]
[b][i]sweating[/i][/b]
In hs I went to this ghetto party, and some drunk girl was blowing this guy. She ended up throwing up on his -.