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today i bought a brita water filter so i could drink water out of the tap without the government poisoning me with fluoride and other chemicals. i poured some tap water into it and drank the water and it tasted the same. it didnt really work so i decided to take a piss in the water filter and the piss still came out yellow, i drank a little of it and it was still piss. wtf brita i thought your water filters filtered out all the bad stuff. im considering a law suit now cuz i just drank my own piss

woops brevita is my gf name i ment brita

April 16, 2014

9 Comments • Newest first

NoobCake

Wow a thread that made me laugh in a long time, kudos OP.
I suggest not drinking your piss to test if a filter works though.

Reply April 16, 2014
Palaladin

fluoride is good!

Reply April 16, 2014
TightAss

how did ur piss taste like

Reply April 16, 2014
Yumtoast

[url=http://www.amazon.com/OKO-H2O-Level-2-Advanced-Filtration/dp/B00E3M9264/][near] NASA-tier water filtration[/url]

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HEJGGpco6g]can separate the water from coke[/url]

Reply April 16, 2014
heartofachamp

[quote=Skaia]y did u drink ur piss[/quote]

since i pissed in the water filter i thought all the urine chemicals would filter out. i thought it was just yellow water

Reply April 16, 2014
Skaia

y did u drink ur piss

Reply April 16, 2014
CeroFX

You must have not soaked the filter for 5 minutes first.

Reply April 16, 2014