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my mom is so silly

so today like every single day i was playing maple in my dimly lit room. I usually play 12 hours a day and rarely leave unless i want to eat. im 20 and unemployed and dont plan on going to college. so today out of nowhere my mom asks me if i ever thought of killing myself cause she was worried that i think my life has no purpose, i burst into laughter and say why would i kill myself? so i go back into my room and there is this maintenance and i just wanted to share this hilarious moment with all of you guys on basil.

edit: my room has its own bathroom, yes i know im spoiled

July 19, 2013

45 Comments • Newest first

fradddd

@Exumaii Oh wait, I did see this before, because freakin' @CastVII necro'd this post from JULY.

Reply September 1, 2013
Exumaii

@Gyumaru @fradddd:
http://nforum.ogplanet.com/rf/printer_friendly_posts.asp?TID=533901

[quote=heartofachamp]its called masterdebating and xbox, but by then i would have already seduced a rich wife and married[/quote]

How could you possibly find a wife if all you do is play Maple?

Reply September 1, 2013 - edited
Gyumaru

[quote=fradddd]I swear I've seen this before.[/quote]
this

Reply September 1, 2013 - edited
4evavoodoo

If this is not a troll
You have no life
Hw do u expect to marry when you are a loser

Reply August 31, 2013 - edited
fradddd

I swear I've seen this before.

Reply August 31, 2013 - edited
CouponGoddess

xDD op that was funny ur mom is a silly billy

Reply August 31, 2013 - edited
CastVII

[quote=heartofachamp]i know haha, ever since my dad died im the man of the house, should have kicked her plebian ass out da curb

@aran4lever

that was 2 months ago and im over it, she doesnt even know that dumb woman[/quote]

You need a father figure in your life, I'll be your daddy

Reply August 31, 2013 - edited
Drugologist

plot twist: she only asked so she can have your acc when you're gone

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
Bloo2

Hahaha that cracked me up

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
Nashi

[quote=heartofachamp]whats wrong with that? i spened 12 hours on maple, 10 hours sleeping, 2 hours for activities such as looking out the window[/quote]
which leaves no space for any body hygiene... yuck

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
yoyotwistap65

That's how parents are XD

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
heartofachamp

[quote=lamr1chard]Wtf... saying you play 12 hours a day. Go out and get some sun. Holy shiittt.[/quote]

whats wrong with that? i spened 12 hours on maple, 10 hours sleeping, 2 hours for activities such as looking out the window

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
GuitarrFreaak

LOL @ the people who think OP is serious.

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
TheMoneyMam1

So I guess I can call you Bruce Wayne because you literally hide in a bat cave hahahahahahahahahahaha.......hah....get it cause he stays in his room for...12....hours.......ok.....

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
yoster12

Take it as a sign man Get a life

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
SirSoar

You gotta be a Densha Otoko (train man) OP. Save bishes from drunken men and get those bishes.

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
PhanniLynn

um what kind of mom asks her child that?

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
CanonkILL99

[quote=heartofachamp]im not going through anything. im livin the high life, my mom cooks for me, i dont need to work and i can play maple forever[/quote]

THAT... is the life that every Mapler dreams of.

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
heartofachamp

[quote=SodiumOH]You know when people subtly give you advice:

"Have you ever thought of wearing light colored shirts?"
"Have you ever thought of going on vacation? You look tired."
"Have you ever thought of dumping your gf because she's not good for you?"

My point is...[/quote]

no i dont wear light colored shirts
no i dont go on vacation
no i dont have a kawaii gf

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
SodiumOH

You know when people subtly give you advice:

"Have you ever thought of wearing light colored shirts?"
"Have you ever thought of going on vacation? You look tired."
"Have you ever thought of dumping your gf because she's not good for you?"

My point is...

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
Wanton

@heartofachamp: my heart is always with u little boy and so is jesus remember that you just have to accept jesus as your one and only savior.

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
heartofachamp

[quote=Wanton]@heartofachamp: i know that deep inside you're an insecure and sad little boy who is crying for help and desperate for human contact and comfort dont worry i am here for you[/quote]

toplel, no thanks ill pass

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
Wanton

@heartofachamp: i know that deep inside you're an insecure and sad little boy who is crying for help and desperate for human contact and comfort dont worry i am here for you

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
heartofachamp

[quote=ishottedsnow2]Haha. You should of shown that peasant to the door. What what good sir.[/quote]

i know haha, ever since my dad died im the man of the house, should have kicked her plebian ass out da curb

@aran4lever

that was 2 months ago and im over it, she doesnt even know that dumb woman

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
ishottedsnow2

Haha. You should of shown that peasant to the door. What what good sir.

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
Gyumaru

that funneh

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
Odie2Kenobi

So what is your life's purpose?

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
shawdowr

How is that living the life? You have no life

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
kienn

haha. Lol'd IRL

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
BeginnerSudo

I thought you were going to add,
"And then there was a maintenance... so I killed myself."

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
HairyCreatures

I have a different opinion about all of this. This really makes no sense to me...

But anyway, do what so ever...

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
heartofachamp

[quote=juliacat]There's going to be a day when Maplestory ceases to exist...
I hope you have back-up games.[/quote]

its called masterdebating and xbox, but by then i would have already seduced a rich wife and married

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
juliacat

[quote=heartofachamp]im not going through anything. im livin the high life, my mom cooks for me, i dont need to work and i can play maple forever[/quote]

There's going to be a day when Maplestory ceases to exist...
I hope you have back-up games.

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
heartofachamp

[quote=Purification]I like people like you[/quote]

i like people like me too

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
heartofachamp

[quote=Wanton]she simply doesnt know what you're going through.[/quote]

im not going through anything. im livin the high life, my mom cooks for me, i dont need to work and i can play maple forever

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
Wanton

she simply doesnt know what you're going through.

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
heartofachamp

my mom thought i wanted to kill myself because all i do is play maple. she must have thought i was depressed or something LOL

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
katrie

so sills

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
juliacat

she just doesnt get youre livin the life

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
Hatchet

Um..what

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
ClementZ

all kinds of silly

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
LostMyJob

wtf your mom is crazy
You should stay away from her

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited
natalie

i want to marry you

Reply July 19, 2013 - edited