So this really weird thing happened today
So it's been years since I've been on basil. I decided to stroll around once, while I enjoy my kimchi. I use my chopsticks, pick up my kimchi and stared at it. I thought to myself, how will I ever survive without kimchi?
Time has passed. Seconds, minutes, hours.
A sudden gust of wind blows this piece of FERMENTED KIMJONGIL into my eye. I cried.
The garlic was so strong I had replicated the Niagara Falls under my eyes. This Fermented KIMJONGILLLL had me ILL. I cried harder than any NK when the glorious leader kim jong locodoco ill became deceased. I tried to rub the pepper out of my eye. I saw red in my hands... First thought..
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Must be the pepper.
Time has passed. Seconds, minutes, hours.
..
Im bleeding out of my eye.
What do I do? Blood is gushing out of my eye. The discharge is greater than any geyser EVER seen. How did this happen? Is it the fermented kim jong ill? Could it be because I looked at a picture of rawritzed? OR MUST IT BE BASIL?
HELP ME REDDIT, HELP MEEEEEE~
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I fell so sor fo u man
THIS POST IS NOT SHORT AT ALL >.<
TIL USC is a community college. NEWS FLASSHHHHHHHHHHH
Congrats OP on getting a mediocre grade on your Creative Writing class at community college. Very descriptive and colorful imagery, now how about giving us an interesting thread instead?
A gust of wind? What, did you just leave your window wide open with no screen protector or something?
I say to close the window or just leave a crack open, maybe even fix it if it's broken. Then you won't have random stuff fly in your eyes.
[quote=tifa][i]Reddit[/i]?
I am offended.
On a side note, i love kimchi, please bleed more for me.[/quote]
i think you reddit wrong bby.
dont eat the kimchi anymore you left it out for too long it spoiled already you gonna get diarrhea for 3 days straight if you eat it
The power of Fermented KIM JONG ILLLL is 2stronk. HELP ME MAGIC MIKE.