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Maple pick-up lines

Gimme your best. Heres mine: Your pianus is lookin mighty fine today
im not talking bout a male's private btw
help me improve.

August 21, 2012

60 Comments • Newest first

3moRaccoon

[quote=RiceTeriyaki]ima reveal your potential and make you feel legendary[/quote]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

Reply September 12, 2012
Lazer

Babe are you a storage keeper? 'Cause you take my breath away.

Reply September 1, 2012
3moRaccoon

[quote=Kairoskuro]Your Dark Thrust makes my Demon Cry. <3[/quote]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! hahaa

Reply September 1, 2012
Saltybandaid

[quote=DismalciousX]I wish there was skill that said penetration in it [/quote]

There's Dark Impale... xP
That's close enough? =o

Reply August 25, 2012
Rogue

Baby, can i fill up your slots? Or do i need to get you hammered first?

I know we got potential, baby, 'cause a girl like you is rare, and my love for you is unique.

It doesn't take sharp eyes to see how beautiful you are.

Did you use the enhancement exploit? 'Cause damn.. that body is more than ten stars.

Reply August 23, 2012
ereckgoose

"Hey girl I have a monkey militia so don't make it harder for me to double down and use big bang on you."

Reply August 23, 2012
ereckgoose

"Hey girl, you make my energy charge so fast that it makes me use bucc blast on you"

Reply August 23, 2012
3moRaccoon

lol @ all the likes i got for a stolen joke ;D

Reply August 23, 2012
ieatcereal

heeeey there, whats the drop rate of youuur pants?

Reply August 23, 2012
Saltybandaid

My final attack is a holy charge I would like to blast all over your hyperbody.

What the hell is wrong with me.-stabs thighs-

Reply August 22, 2012
epikdeath

I want to rapid fire you so hard.

Reply August 22, 2012
daringwaffle

"no i think maplestory is lame, my friend downloaded it on my computer
Wanna hook up? "

Reply August 22, 2012
Xreniya

I pick up with "z"

Reply August 22, 2012
3moRaccoon

[quote=Delectious]baby can i fill up your slots or do i have to hammer you first? [/quote]

she must have had alot of boyfriends if all her 'slots' are filled up already and you need to hammer her..

Reply August 21, 2012
ieatcereal

[quote=Blossomforth]If you use maple pick-up lines on someone, consider yourself dumped.[/quote]

liessssssssss

Reply August 21, 2012
iceman84

your mom is like an npc 50 mesos a screw

Reply August 21, 2012
TheHero23

S>NX FREE FOR SEXY GIRLS

Reply August 21, 2012
justsofly

[quote=Andrew2o9]Name's James... James Bond
*Theme Music*[/quote]

But he says Bond first

Reply August 21, 2012
SlaveOfWind

[quote=Broccoleh]People commenting that they think comments about comments that are annoying are annoying.

*High fives*[/quote]

which is why people that comment on a comment are actually commenting when they say they should comment in a thread which makes the comments and the person who posted the comments annoying.

Reply August 21, 2012
Broccoleh

[quote=MapleMerchants]People commenting that they think comments like that are annoying. Just ignore the comment.[/quote]

People commenting that they think comments about comments that are annoying are annoying.

*High fives*

Reply August 21, 2012
1337azn

I want to deploy my turret, shoot my gamma missile, and ultimately, solar array all over your core. Hope you can handle my collateral damage!

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
Andrew2o9

Name's James... James Bond
*Theme Music*

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
timdcool

I like mesos. X3

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
ieatcereal

[quote=rareboy112]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcuMKK8l0FU [url=][/url]
Watch all 4 of these. theyre rly funny too[/quote]
"Im a astronaut and I am on a mission to explore uranus" LOL

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
rareboy112

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcuMKK8l0FU [url=][/url]
Watch all 4 of these. theyre rly funny too

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
ieatcereal

[quote=tdrtdtyf]i second this[/quote]

i shall then

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
Constalations

-drops a trail of mesos into an ally in kerning city-
in a few weeks the game will be updated

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
Reflexes

[quote=Xonchibi]-whispers in ear- I have NX.

-girls wet-[/quote]

YOU JUST WON DA GAME

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
Constalations

hey baby wanna go deep into sleepywood and make some op classes?

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
mrxxkim

I want you to whack my horny mushroom.

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
Xonchibi

-whispers in ear- I have NX.

-girls wet-

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
Pokemon231

I'm from the FBI or Fine body investigator and I need you to bend over <3

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
zgmfx1oax

You're hotter than shumi's one white pixel between her legs

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
Pwnagewafflez

Ey man, I got some NX, wanna share?

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
ieatcereal

I know we got potential, baby, 'cause a girl like you is rare, and my love for you is unique.

It doesn't take sharp eyes to see how beautiful you are.

Found them through google ^^

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
Delectious

baby can i fill up your slots or do i have to hammer you first?

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
cupofcoffee

Baby, if you were a 30%, I'd let you blow my spear.

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
lilseventeen

[quote=zxdarkhunter]I am Batman[/quote]

This line makes all the panties drop. Male AND female.

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
thiefy

Hey girl, do you want to take a look at my Mercedes? It's level 200.

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
ieatcereal

[quote=teresa]er, fish[/quote]

you're the only one who knew what i was going for

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
bleachedguy

Ay gurl, there's no escaping my 1/1

OT: No. Just no.

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
Shir

[quote=Thingy]"I prefer woman with smile on her face."[/quote]

And if she has no mouth?

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
Kinshima

[quote=SodiumFree]You're* first of all
Second, why would a girl have a pianus?
Thirdly, this is like the 10th thread on this.[/quote]

I see no place where 'you're' should be appropriately used. Please enlighten me.

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
SmashDragoon

[quote=iBattleMages]You make my pianus zaKUM all over your horntail[/quote]

Hey girl, how about you let me Squirtle all over those Jigglypuffs?

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
Dominion

[quote=dcp88]No,just no[/quote]

People commenting this gets really annoying. Just ignore the thread.

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
Reflexes

[quote=3moRaccoon]Dayum girl, you hyper body makes my dragon roar![/quote]

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mqVvEaQefk]Rawrrrr[/url]

Reply August 21, 2012 - edited
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