Maple pick-up lines
Gimme your best. Heres mine: Your pianus is lookin mighty fine today
im not talking bout a male's private btw
help me improve.
August 21, 2012
Maple pick-up lines
Gimme your best. Heres mine: Your pianus is lookin mighty fine today
im not talking bout a male's private btw
help me improve.
60 Comments • Newest first
[quote=RiceTeriyaki]ima reveal your potential and make you feel legendary[/quote]
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Babe are you a storage keeper? 'Cause you take my breath away.
[quote=Kairoskuro]Your Dark Thrust makes my Demon Cry. <3[/quote]
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! hahaa
[quote=DismalciousX]I wish there was skill that said penetration in it [/quote]
There's Dark Impale... xP
That's close enough? =o
Baby, can i fill up your slots? Or do i need to get you hammered first?
I know we got potential, baby, 'cause a girl like you is rare, and my love for you is unique.
It doesn't take sharp eyes to see how beautiful you are.
Did you use the enhancement exploit? 'Cause damn.. that body is more than ten stars.
"Hey girl I have a monkey militia so don't make it harder for me to double down and use big bang on you."
"Hey girl, you make my energy charge so fast that it makes me use bucc blast on you"
lol @ all the likes i got for a stolen joke ;D
heeeey there, whats the drop rate of youuur pants?
My final attack is a holy charge I would like to blast all over your hyperbody.
What the hell is wrong with me.-stabs thighs-
I want to rapid fire you so hard.
@DamHer: I don't understand you.
"no i think maplestory is lame, my friend downloaded it on my computer
Wanna hook up? "
I pick up with "z"
@MapleMerchants: Self contradiction is hilarious
true^^
[quote=Delectious]baby can i fill up your slots or do i have to hammer you first? [/quote]
she must have had alot of boyfriends if all her 'slots' are filled up already and you need to hammer her..
[quote=Blossomforth]If you use maple pick-up lines on someone, consider yourself dumped.[/quote]
liessssssssss
your mom is like an npc 50 mesos a screw
S>NX FREE FOR SEXY GIRLS
[quote=Andrew2o9]Name's James... James Bond
*Theme Music*[/quote]
But he says Bond first
[quote=Broccoleh]People commenting that they think comments about comments that are annoying are annoying.
*High fives*[/quote]
which is why people that comment on a comment are actually commenting when they say they should comment in a thread which makes the comments and the person who posted the comments annoying.
[quote=MapleMerchants]People commenting that they think comments like that are annoying. Just ignore the comment.[/quote]
People commenting that they think comments about comments that are annoying are annoying.
*High fives*
I want to deploy my turret, shoot my gamma missile, and ultimately, solar array all over your core. Hope you can handle my collateral damage!
Name's James... James Bond
*Theme Music*
I like mesos. X3
[quote=rareboy112]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcuMKK8l0FU [url=][/url]
Watch all 4 of these. theyre rly funny too[/quote]
"Im a astronaut and I am on a mission to explore uranus" LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcuMKK8l0FU [url=][/url]
Watch all 4 of these. theyre rly funny too
[quote=tdrtdtyf]i second this[/quote]
i shall then
-drops a trail of mesos into an ally in kerning city-
in a few weeks the game will be updated
[quote=Xonchibi]-whispers in ear- I have NX.
-girls wet-[/quote]
YOU JUST WON DA GAME
hey baby wanna go deep into sleepywood and make some op classes?
I want you to whack my horny mushroom.
-whispers in ear- I have NX.
-girls wet-
I'm from the FBI or Fine body investigator and I need you to bend over <3
You're hotter than shumi's one white pixel between her legs
Ey man, I got some NX, wanna share?
I know we got potential, baby, 'cause a girl like you is rare, and my love for you is unique.
It doesn't take sharp eyes to see how beautiful you are.
Found them through google ^^
baby can i fill up your slots or do i have to hammer you first?
Baby, if you were a 30%, I'd let you blow my spear.
[quote=zxdarkhunter]I am Batman[/quote]
This line makes all the panties drop. Male AND female.
Hey girl, do you want to take a look at my Mercedes? It's level 200.
[quote=teresa]er, fish[/quote]
you're the only one who knew what i was going for
Ay gurl, there's no escaping my 1/1
OT: No. Just no.
I am Batman
[quote=Thingy]"I prefer woman with smile on her face."[/quote]
And if she has no mouth?
[quote=SodiumFree]You're* first of all
Second, why would a girl have a pianus?
Thirdly, this is like the 10th thread on this.[/quote]
I see no place where 'you're' should be appropriately used. Please enlighten me.
[quote=iBattleMages]You make my pianus zaKUM all over your horntail[/quote]
Hey girl, how about you let me Squirtle all over those Jigglypuffs?
[quote=dcp88]No,just no[/quote]
People commenting this gets really annoying. Just ignore the thread.
[quote=3moRaccoon]Dayum girl, you hyper body makes my dragon roar![/quote]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mqVvEaQefk]Rawrrrr[/url]