BearWolves, a character study
Ok, how is this logically possible? You have a friqqing seven hundred pound bear....riding a dirty wretched wolf. To top that off, the bear is mean...and the wolf is mean. It is obvious that the wolf is mad because I would be too when an ass that weighs 300 pixelated pounds sits on me. So I can very much sympathize with the wolf more than with the bear. How do they even sleep at night? But the bear quite clearly has had a horrible childhood. He wished for a pony as a kid and never got one, so now as an adult he has to settle for a raggedy wolf to sit on. The bear has in his hand a spiked weapon which he uses on the wolf if the wolf does not follow the bear's orders. So, I mean, the wolf has it worse than the bear. But looking at it more closely, the wolf is the villain and the bear is the victim here. On the contrary, look closely at the bear; he is wearing S & M gear. There's no doubt the 2 are sexual partners who enjoy torturing each other with kinky leather whips, spiked balls, sitting on each other. Indubitably. It's a mutual thing. To add to that, they are both partially blind, that's why they are facing different directions. In addendum, LHC is actually a sex trafficking headquarters. Don't pretend castle golems don't turn you on.
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TS. You are the most brilliant woman alive.
[quote=abi232]I'm sure some kid out there lost his innocence trying to Google S & M cause of this thread.[/quote]
Basil teaches kids life lessons (like what S & M is) and inspires them to think.
I'm sure some kid out there lost his innocence trying to Google S & M cause of this thread.
Amen brother...Amen.
[quote=TheDStar]You should see how fast they reproduce.
50 adults spawn in 10 seconds.[/quote]
What if Kanna joins the maple orgy? Then the spawn increases!
@Sungoon: you da man Kyle. Thanks
@Vincinity: Then I'll have to make some more
You should see how fast they reproduce.
50 adults spawn in 10 seconds.
trust me, theres many things in masplestory that we dont understand
you should try those grim phantom watches they like to be tied up......
I want more of these o3o
Oh my god! I literally just laughed my behind off!
Edit: This thread is too funny
[quote=FinalFreedom]LOL. I can finally see it.[/quote]
Congratulations!
LOL. I can finally see it.
[quote=Thiefy996]Tune in to the next great blockbuster...join the unlikely duo of Teddy "Tibbers" T. Bear and Wulf "Warwick" Wolve, two animals with a bad attitude trying to make do with losing their jobs after an overzealous corporation wreaked havoc on their company, causing them to lose all their customers. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, but will they be able to return to their former glory (and maybe learn a very important lesson about friendship)?
Don't miss out on...THE NEXONING.[/quote]
Shut up and take my mesos!
Go tell that to the Prime Minister.....
http://strategywiki.org/wiki/File:MS_Monster_Prime_Minister.png
Thats enough internet for the day...and its only 8:30am
@vCane: Not even close bro. You're like in every single thread on the internet.
@Takumurai: I want to be your Mano!
@PikaGunner: Maplestory isn't real?
Okay, well snails.. Are awesome.
They turn me on.