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Let her down gently

Shock, bro. Then I would question her motives, tell myself it was probably a dare and she's really ballsy, then cry.

[quote=Demonlord]B--ch stole my precious first kiss, I'ma kill her.[/quote]
This. lol

OMG... Do I have herpes now?

wtf gurl u pathetic

Do I know her? ._.

Harvest her organs

She wants teh D.

Ask her why she did it? :O

Get off my lips do you think this is a free ride or something?
Couple wet wipes incase a bum try to touch me, ew.
Like she doesn't know that all this costs? I'd slap that b-tch one time...

get in my van.

Circle throw

I would pop out her eyeballs with a fork

I'd dip her and kiss her again.
But that's if she was average. If she's ugly, I'd push that b-tch off.

y u do dat omg pls no

i would kill myself

Spaghetti