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And here we go again.

Just a few minutes ago, my mom came into my room, told me to turn off the lights and to eat supper.

She then proceeded to fart and close the door.

January 3, 2011

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Impacity

[quote=wharrgabbrll]My mother farts DURING dinner. And it's usually a procession of farts.

This is why I like to eat in my bedroom.[/quote]

Don't all teenagers enjoy eating in their rooms?

Reply January 3, 2011
Naughty

roflcopter ahhahahahhahahahahahha

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Impacity

[quote=Vaiuation]i LOL'd at this.

OT: I'm sure she does that to lure you out of the room ;][/quote]

I'm pretty sure she just wants me to suffocate. I'm not talking about those 1second farts, I'm talking about dem 20second farts.

Reply January 3, 2011
Vaiuation

[quote=arkrana]My friend's brother runs into her room and farts, then runs away. He does this every time he needs to fart.[/quote]
i LOL'd at this.

OT: I'm sure she does that to lure you out of the room ;]

Reply January 3, 2011
Impacity

[quote=arkrana]My friend's brother runs into her room and farts, then runs away. He does this every time he needs to fart.[/quote]

My cousin does that, when he actually has the guts to do it, I grab him by the neck throw and close the room he farted in to make him suffocate in his own stench.

[quote=bibliophile87]My mother isn't pulling extra shifts as your mom, is she?[/quote]

Oh no, she's just having tea with mine. Farting up the room.

Reply January 3, 2011
arkrana

My friend's brother runs into her room and farts, then runs away. He does this every time he needs to fart.

Reply January 3, 2011
Impacity

[quote=HouseRedoran]what a woman![/quote]

And this happens.

[i][b]Each and every day.[/b][/i]

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Impacity

[quote=cutie]Oh noes!
Did she have beans for dinner?[/quote]

Bean porridge actually.

Reply January 3, 2011
cutie

Oh noes!
Did she have beans for dinner?

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Impacity

[quote=lawlerskates]Check the carpet. She may have sharted.[/quote]

I told her specifically not to do that.

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lawlerskates

Check the carpet. She may have sharted.

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Impacity

[quote=Karz]Chilling tale sibling[/quote]

Fascinating isn't it.

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