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@imwanta
im gonna burn your eyes with my bodysuit and major ass camel toe

really, though, my ass-eating bodysuit is essential

moosetoelyfe

[quote=halfway]To tell you the truth you need to stop making posts about hot pockets, you already made one about an hour ago, that was enough. If you're so into them then go buy a freaking hot pocket and try that stuff out yourself.

I'm going to bed.[/quote]

He told me to sit in it, Jesus did.

I didn't feel comfortable with it to be honest, but Jesus told me to do it so I had to oblige. There I was, sitting in a hot tub full of lube, it was lukewarm and it was entering every orifice of my body, it felt strange, but oddly right. Jesus commanded me to get out of the tub after an hours soaking. I did as he said again, fearing what would come if I did not follow his every word and dictation. He told me to sit on a creaky old wooden chair and await further instruction on whether or not something will happen. I was so nervous, it was my first time with Jesus, and it all seemed to be moving so fast. Soon he told me what he wanted me to do. He wanted me to sit on him, to suck him in like some gigantic Jesus-hungry amoeba. "But Jesus, won't that hurt you?" "No my child, for I have crawled into the buttholes of many young devout Christians, you can see me by the way they walk." Reassured, I spread my cheeks as far as I could, and I prepared my rectal cavity for what was soon to be the wildest experience of my 22 years of living. His hair tickled my butt, and I almost giggled, but I knew that one wrong move, and Jesus would be decapitated at this point. He was almost entirely inside, many people misunderstand bible scriptures, when Jesus said turn the other cheek, it was for this exact process, I started spinning, like a corkscrew sucking him in faster and faster with each revolution. I was moist. He was finally all the way inside, when I heard a voice from within calling out to me "Wanda." "Yes Jesus?" I nervously replied, "Ignore the haters thou hath taketh forgranted thous wisdom and love" "Yes Jesus". It was right then, a surge of emotional energy came spewing out, Jesus was only inside me for 3 days, yet he had come out as a messy goop. I tried to clean him up, but he just silently remarked "Forgive her father, she knows not what is inside her anal cavity".

Hot pockets saved my life, I don't know how you can be so coy about this whole situation, the sanctity of hot pockets, the very foundation christianity was based upon, is being defiled by this teenage boy. How dare you.

[quote=halfway]
I'm going to bed.[/quote]
going to bring a hot pocket with you?

To tell you the truth you need to stop making posts about hot pockets, you already made one about an hour ago, that was enough. If you're so into them then go buy a freaking hot pocket and try that stuff out yourself.

I'm going to bed.

How would you feel if I looked him into the eye and said "I want in on that."?

I hope he burned his thingy in the hot pocket.

That's just nasty.

if they looked as good as you, yeah