Omfg Worst Day Of My Life
So today, I woke up at 7:00 sharp and slept a good 9 hours, and I felt good. I ate a fantastic breakfast of eggs, croissants, fresh squeezed juice, and a couple of delicately crisp slices of bacon, just the way I like it. Then I went out and danced with my friends and afterwards, we went to the store and I got a slurpee. Normally, I don't know what flavor to pick, but this time I knew exactly what to pick: cherry. I drank it without any problems and it was delicious to the very last drop. Then, we went and watched the latest Batman movie at the theaters. Afterwards, my friends dropped me off at my doorstep and I walked into the most delicious aroma.. Steak. I ate my delicious dinner, stretched, washed my face, and brushed my teeth. I'm scared, please help me Basil, I don't know what to do.
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Now you go start an organization that gives back to the homeless community in your area.
Make sure somebody is next to you while sleeping.
I see what your problem is. You DID wake up at the right time. It was 7:00AM and you were waking up in the morning. But your flaw was you didn't have your bowl of cereal.
[quote=iNeglect]Because somehow you know our inside joke.[/quote]
no because im korean
You have a bad case of being avereage
Lol 0/10 for fail trolling. Please take classes.
-Love,
Austin
[quote=alexwee]i see what you did der [/quote]
Because somehow you know our inside joke.
[quote=djmaxaaron]Sheki.[/quote]
i see what you did der
[quote=iNeglect]Shibal.[/quote]
chickens
like pie
[quote=djmaxaaron]Sheki.[/quote]
Shibal.
Sheki.
you can always eat manwiches
[quote=iNeglect]... You think this is some kind of joke? Who the hell do you think you are? You're not funny, 0/10. I have a serious problem here and you're just being a jerk. Come back when you feel like you can help me cope with this.[/quote]
Can't tell if serious or just really retarded
[quote=iNeglect]Got em.[/quote]
what
what did you get
what is it
whatt
whatttt man dude
tell me now its hurting me
i wanna put my thing in dat
why wont you telll meee
[quote=ToxicEffect]*confused* Which part of this story makes it the worst day of your life?[/quote]
Got em.
you didn't get nx while getting the drink?
And? no more useless text?
no lunch?
without an excellent lunch, your life is incomplete
[quote=yubin]u skiped lunch om1g[/quote]
......Thanks.....
Tom Riddle kept a diary, ya know. If he can do it, you can too.
[quote=xAransFTW]http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23360256.jpg[/quote]
How will that help me? Are you just being witty? Can't tell if trolling or just plain stupid...
Cherry? Girl, that's just the first of yo' problems. Mmhmm.
You went out dancing with your friends after breakfast? lololol
[quote=UglierBetty]I didn't laugh, and was confused the whole time.
0/10[/quote]
... You think this is some kind of joke? Who the hell do you think you are? You're not funny, 0/10. I have a serious problem here and you're just being a jerk. Come back when you feel like you can help me cope with this.
Number one problem: You being a Demon Slayer and misleading title.
You're only having a bad day because you didn't get a blue berry slurpee.
I didn't laugh, and was confused the whole time.
0/10