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Firetrucks are red because

Firetrucks have 4 wheels.
they can hold 8 men
4 plus 8 is 12
there are 12 inches in a ruler
Queen Elizabeth was a ruler
there was a ship called Queen Elizabeth
that ship sailed the seas
there are fish in the seas
fish have fins
People from Finland are called fins
Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago
Russia had red on it's flag
that's why they're are red.
Cause they're always Russian around

March 30, 2012

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InvalidRiot

In a horror movie:

Girl: So you are saying that there is a crazy serial killer trying to kill us
Boy: Yes, and he can easily pop out of nowhere and kill us if we are alone.
Girl: Well, in that case, we should totally split up.
Boy: Good idea
You take "the" out of Psychotherapist

Reply March 30, 2012 - edited
coyote252

lmfao that's hilarious :x never heard this before though XD

Reply March 30, 2012 - edited