What should I wear tomorrow?
Hello, my name is Satoshi, I am 21 years old, I look like a 16 year old girl, and the legal guardian of a 15 year old girl.
My daughter is sick due to stress of having to work double shifts, and since I look just like her if i dyed my hair, I am going to use my one day off to fill in for her, she works at a cosplay cafe, the other employees who work there are all female, yet they know I am her father, so they help me mimic everything that she does at work, but I don't know what to wear there tomorrow.
I am thinking of working in the Yandere section, and wearing a dress, while holding a bloody chef's knife while I wait on them, then act as I should at that section on the cafe.
Any other recommendations?
May 24, 2012
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Sure she does, when you are 21 years old and your daughter is working at what age, mmmm... 3 max?
Don't forget the voice.
@HumanoidX I will just say that I am a new waitress.
@HumanoidX Well, let's just say that that would be annoying due to the actual amount her measurements go to, so I will just think of something in the next hour.
Edit: I will be gone until 5:00 p.m due to work, this is going to be great.
@HumanoidX ...I think you know what I mean, but you are trying to avoid it.
Edit: My measurements, my measurements are not that of my daughter's so people will know that i am not her.
@DoraTheExplorer No, when she was 5, her parents died in a car crash, so she went to a foster home, I was 12 at the time, and I visited her every single day for 6 years, so when I became 18, I adopted her, she is a really nice girl.
@HumanoidX A fruit, no.
[quote=Jagai123456]@HumanoidX Well, sure I look like a 16 year old girl, but I am still male, so I am missing a certain trait that my daughter has *nudge nudge*[/quote]
Upload a picture and highlight the differences on paint.
@HumanoidX Well, sure I look like a 16 year old girl, but I am still male, so I am missing a certain trait that my daughter has *nudge nudge*
@HumanoidX I know, but I won't be able to convince the customers it's my daughter, many people go there regularly, so they know what she looks like exactly *wink wink*, and she actually appreciates when I do this if she's sick, this is my third time.
@HumanoidX She still has a fever at 103.4 degrees, so if she woke up, I put medicine at the desk near her bed, I just looked in a full body mirror, and I look great in the outfit, but there is one flaw...
@HumanoidX She is actually clinging to me a lot more than usual.
@Kydo11 Actually, yes, sometimes she comes home late do to studying, and she wakes up late, so she sometimes runs to school with toast in her mouth.
@HumanoidX I am horrified, and you would hate to be my daughter, I went there once, and I saw everyone ogling her, which she doesn't like, then I kicked my friend as hard as I could to the side of the head.
Edit: Going to her work now with a bloody school uniform with cat ears, the others will give me a bloody chefs knife, with training, I can conceal highlights in my eyes.
Is that japan/korean? I like those countries' school uniform!
Actually, my daughter is running a fever, this will be my third time doing this, so it is not some weird adult film.
[quote=tofuyuki]is this a new anime[/quote]
Actually, it's true, it can get stressful though
No one called this a fail troll yet
This sounds like bad fanfiction.
[quote=Kinshima]High school students in Japan rarely work part-time jobs as it's against their school regulations. What are you talking about?[/quote]
I live in Missouri, and in the summer, she works from 8-5
You can always wear a school uniform. That sticks with a lot of people I guess.
High school students in Japan rarely work part-time jobs as it's against their school regulations. What are you talking about?
ummm i dont think thats a good idea ..