Funny Nexon worker stories
I'll start
Bill: Hey Jim
Jim: Hey Bill, got the beer?
Bill: Ya, its next to that red button that says server reset
Jim: Omg that fly is going get into our beer!
Bill:*grabs fly swatter* ILL GET IT!
*misses fly* -hits server reset-
-beer spills-
Jim:Omg Bill!
*Arrow shoots into Jim's knee*
Jim:WTF
December 7, 2011
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Nexon Worker: I think ill go check my email
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Nexon Worker: Omg yes its my time to shine! *clicks*
*Maple Crashes* Invalid gameblocker v9100 (keylogger)
Hacker: ROFL...
*Nexon Worker 1 and 2 are playing MW3*
Nexon Worker 1: OMG I died again
Nexon Worker 2: Hahahahahahahha
Nexon Worker 1: #$%^#$%^&*&^%$%^%$
*Throws controller across the room*
Nexon Worker 2: Great job, look what you did you reset the servers, guess we'll have to make an excuse.
Jim: Hey whats that over there?
Bill: idk, why dont you go find out
Jim: nah i think it will be ok
Steve: whats with the red light flashing?
Steve: GRAB THE BEER ITS A FIRE!
New Guy: The server is down after the tech patch 2 days ago dang..
Nexon Vet: Lolwut what Tech patch do you mean?
New Guy: That one on the site...
Nexon CEO & Nexon Vet: LOL THAT WAS FOR TODAYS BEER PARTY WE GOIN CRAZY TONIGHT LES GET DRUNK YEEHAAAWWWWWWWWWWW YIPPE KIIYEAA
New Guy: o.o
Nexon CEO: LOOOL WE JUST GIVE DEM CANNONEER SATURDAYISH AND THEY BE ALL DD ALSO WE CAN MAEK UP BY GIVING THEM SOME STUPID MONKEY GLITTER. We Maxin our trolling.
@HermitLAB: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL nicenice. U r SO PRO at bein a troll <3
Teach me T - T
LOL @ Arrow to the knee,
@Grodon156: LOLOLOL > . <
-Screams-
DOTcurrencyz in the house.
[quote=iDawnxAngelx]NexonStaff1: lalala... woahh! -Trips- *spills milk all over server*
NexonStaff2: Hahaha!
NexonStaff1: uh ohh! What am i going to do?
NexonStaff2: AHHH HAHAHAHAHA!
NexonCEO: What seems to be the problem! We're getting tickets from angry maplers that the server keeps disconnecting.
NexonStaff2: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
NexonStaff1: I accidentally split my milk all over the servers
NexonStaff2: OMFGGGG BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
NexonCEO: Quit your laughing!
NexonStaff2: Ha..ha...ha... okay i'm done.
NexonCEO: We have a serious problem on our hands....
NexonStaff1: What should we do?
NexonCEO: We need to fix this ASAP! -smirks-... I mean, who are we kidding! just slap them with a 2x event and we're all good! BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
NexonStaff 1&2 : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!
Hime: I'll post it on the forums ASAP sir! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL[/quote]
Winner! but really CEO? you do that dang....
[quote=HermitLAB]Nexon 1) OGM LOL LOOK NUBSAZE CRIEING CUZ WE FAEK UP TRORLRLORLROLLO OGMLMFOA LOLOLOLOLOL
Nexon 2) -Walks over to the main operating desk- LOF LETZ PREZCS RANDOF STUF ND BE TROLOLLOS OGM OMGOGM LFMORA
Nexon Boss) AHAHA U SO FUNNE I GIVE PAEY RIZE $890 AN HOUR OLOOOOLDOWFHSLOLOFDSOL
Hacker 1) Wtf is this, lets just hack Nexon and rule gMS ae?
Hacker 2) -Hacks Nexon and makes this game better-
4 Months later
Nexon 1) OGMO HOW HACKRS HACK US OUR AHANA SHELD IS PRO ND CSNT BE BROKEN
Nexon 2) FU.[/quote]
LOL i have no idea why im laughing or what ur saying : o
Maple Story: Where everything apparently is a conspiracy.
NexonStaff1: lalala... woahh! -Trips- *spills milk all over server*
NexonStaff2: Hahaha!
NexonStaff1: uh ohh! What am i going to do?
NexonStaff2: AHHH HAHAHAHAHA!
NexonCEO: What seems to be the problem! We're getting tickets from angry maplers that the server keeps disconnecting.
NexonStaff2: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
NexonStaff1: I accidentally split my milk all over the servers
NexonStaff2: OMFGGGG BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
NexonCEO: Quit your laughing!
NexonStaff2: Ha..ha...ha... okay i'm done.
NexonCEO: We have a serious problem on our hands....
NexonStaff1: What should we do?
NexonCEO: We need to fix this ASAP! -smirks-... I mean, who are we kidding! just slap them with a 2x event and we're all good! BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
NexonStaff 1&2 : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!
Hime: I'll post it on the forums ASAP sir! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
arrow in knee meme is lame </3
I dont blame you for hating the thread i am just bored hw is just so boring
Nexon #1: listen up worker! let make stories for kids and scary hell of them!
nexon #2: Fail bro you gonna scary hell of mapler? wow
Nexon #3: i know right stories are so boring and make no sense
Nexon #1: STHU my stories will be the best and smexy and brilliant idea and talents myself thanks you very much
Nexon #2: let go kill this gnome!
Nexon #3: WoW time! go Taurn smash!
to put it simple their huge trolls
Jim: I used to be a worker for Nexon like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee
Jim: Oh no... well we need to make up an excuse for why the server is down.
Bob: Alright, ill go to the excuses generator
Bob presses the button
Jim: alright, the excuse is we are currently experiencing technical difficulties due to a network issue. Even though we just had a maintenace 2 days ago to fix up the network
Just sounds like the daily Armageddon in the office.
Me : This thread is stupid.
Well I thought it was funny but sad thing is I seriously could imagin this being Nexon LOL