ratchet ass neighbors
got some pretty ratchet neighbors. went to the back yard today to find a lot of empty juice bottles that got thrown over from the neighbors kids and empty bottles sitting in our damn front porch, like what the f* , f*ing idiots. i'm guessing theyre all about 8~13. before this they had a pitbull they never paid attention to. it was f***ing raining and freezing over and they left the dog with nothing. my mom had to throw a blanket over so his ass could get warm. he's gone now, not sure what happen to him. (thank god cuz that dog would bark 24/7)
what really pisses me off is that my mom supposedly told them to stop playing in our front yard, and what do they do? keep doin' it. now that's where they f***ed up, disrespecting my mom.
now i've never really been in this situation before. i don't really want to tell the kids to f*** off and have issues with their parents, which i know are even more ratchet. so what would you do?
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Vomit on them if they go into your yard again. They'll never return.
If they're on your property you have the right to inflict damage upon them. Throw rocks at them, shoot them with an airsoft gun or a slingshot, shoot bottle rockets at them, etc. It'll be fun.
@hoboboxess and nails.
@silverfoxr brings up a good point too. When they throw crap into your yard, throw it back and aim for their windows. Just make sure nobody is watching so they can't make you pay for it.
I'm freaking serious trashy people piss me off.
Well, first and foremost, next time they throw crap into your lawns, toss 'em back.
ugh, how annoying - I've never had that happen before. Make a general complaint to the cops, maybe see if other neighbours are having the same problems with those kids. Hopefully the cops can knock on their doors and warn their parents.
sprinkle little sharp objects all over your front yard
glass, plastic, metal. big pieces
you are surrounded by mutants who have a steel object for a butt? i think it is your fault for living in a neighbourhood that is full of freaks. give the dog a butt wig or something if its butt is always cold...
Talk to the neighbors and if they don't listen call the cops next time.