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A little political humor

Alright, since the Democratic convention is going on and the election is right around the corner, I figured both parties could come together to post a few political jokes about one another. I made this one a few moments ago just to get the ball rolling.

If Democrats win the election:
Democrat: "Yeah! Obama nation! What now?
Republican: "Congratulations, I hope Obama succeeds."
Democrat: "Whatever.... Yo can I get a job though?"

If Republicans win the election:
Republican 1: " Hahaha, I knew we could do it. Obama who?"
Republican 2: "Nobama! Shout outs to the extra $88,000 we're gonna save! I can't wait!"
Republican 1: "Yeah haha.... alright now how were we gonna fix the economy again?"

Feel free to post your own jokes, jokes you've found or just comment about the election

September 4, 2012

4 Comments • Newest first

ProBlades

You know what's funny? Either way, America's screwed.

Reply September 4, 2012
killercool9

For anybody who watched the Republican convention. This should be a little funny.

http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/R/h/4/obama-eastwood-laughing.jpg

And here is an inflation meme (Sorry, I have no clue how to make short links)

http://politicalmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/inflation-meme.jpeg

Reply September 4, 2012 - edited
LuckyScottish

Eh, screw politics, we should just take a more socialist approach, that way our economy isn't terrible AND the people are taken care of.

Reply September 4, 2012 - edited
xDracius

Yup, this is politics alright.
Completely unfunny.

Reply September 4, 2012 - edited