North Dakota doesnt Exist
For thousands, maybe millions of years the citizens of the United States have been horribly lied to. The [i]state[/i] known as "North Dakota" is actually a huge lie! Yes, you heard right, a lie! Many people wonder why the government would create such a horrible lie. Some speculate that the people of the South Dakota, which does exist, didn't want to have to be next to Canada. -shudder- Others say it is a huge joke. The word "North Dakota" in Swahili actually means "fake state."
I have to educate you all. You can't fall for the tricks and lies of the government. 99.93% of American adults believe that North Dakota actually exists! Don't be a fool, don't be tricked.
When I said Swahili, it was a typo. I meant Canadian.
#onepercent
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@LeGoBuddy: Our back bacon kicks your fatty bacons ass!
[quote=FrostyGun]@Altersniper It's "You're"... before you call someone an idiot at least have your grammar right lmao..
Also OP is an incompetent troll.[/quote]
That almost made me cry. In fact, it did.
Edit: Sorry about my grammar. [i]Your[/i] cool.
@Altersniper It's "You're"... before you call someone an idiot at least have your grammar right lmao..
Also OP is an incompetent troll.
[quote=PolarFangs]Where the heck am I living then?[/quote]
Ya sure, another poser. You are either delusional or lying, maybe both.
[quote=dillbert]Why hate on canadians? Our country is better than yours in every aspect except when it comes to our army because we don't spend billions and billions on dollars when we have you numptys to protect us.[/quote]
You forgot the bacon.
Why hate on canadians? Our country is better than yours in every aspect except when it comes to our army because we don't spend billions and billions on dollars when we have you numptys to protect us.
You know too much!
[quote=AlterSniper]@LeGoBuddy: o_O okay...[/quote]
ya... just what i thought
[quote=AlterSniper]july 4th 1776 (everybody should know this)
today is june 9th 2013
2012-1776=236[/quote]
http://s1271.photobucket.com/user/PwnMe/media/2053.png.html?sort=3&o=0
[quote=AlterSniper]the U.S. is only 236 years old...[/quote]
Let me guess:
1.) Wikipedia told you. Do you know how many crazies can edit that website?
2.) Your history teacher told you. He is insane and probably didn't go to college.
3.) You parents told you. How many other times have your parents lied to you?
How can I make these claims? I am a certified in horticulture and agrostology.
[quote=klu180] Canadian isn't a language. [/quote]
Why did I take it in college then... hmmmm?
Since when was Canadian a language?
Ninja'd
[quote=danman]@LeGoBuddy: http://i.imgur.com/Lk3hH4s.png[/quote]
woops typo, sorry. check very end of post again
[quote=SteveThePhantom]Lol i did a essay on north dakota and your saying its a lie? psshh[/quote]
neo, you must leave the matrix.
about 80% of those 99.93% of American adults don't even know where the United States are, making your argument invalid.
Lol i did a essay on north dakota and your saying its a lie? psshh
[quote=danman]i google translated it you liar poo face[/quote]
oh ya, do you haz proof? maybe a prnt screen? copy paste?