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What's a good water substitute?

Okay, I [b]hate[/b] water. I can't even bear to drink a glass of it. Soooo what's the next best thing health wise? I know juice isn't that great for you, so would it just be milk? o.o

February 26, 2011

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NoCookieForYou

It's hard to believe you hate water o.o It doesn't have a taste to it.. Odd but I'm not sure if there's any real substitute.

Reply February 27, 2011
Boss

Do some INSANE cardio and force yourself to like water.
Sooner or later you're not gonna have a choice (NORTH KOREA).

Reply February 27, 2011
steven7x23

get flavoured water
or you know what get pop, or juice or pure juice for that matter
Edit: make it healthy like zero calories or something

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kratos223

Nothing can substitute water. You're out of luck.

Reply February 27, 2011 - edited
shikachibi

[quote=LolCats]It tastes like minerals and chlorine and I hate it. Bleh.[/quote]

Stop drinking out of your pool. Easy solution.

Reply February 27, 2011 - edited
KolakCC

Shlush puppies?

Reply February 27, 2011 - edited
hallrock

Milk is probably a good substitute considering it's about 70% water iirc. Although you really do need to just drink some water whether you like it or not. If you're active at all you risk dehydration. Severe dehydration is no joke.

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LEGENDairy

Well if you ever go poor, you know where to look for a drink.

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ElQuarantine

Drink H2O instead.

Reply February 27, 2011 - edited
trashed

How does a thread about water gather up 7 pages?

Reply February 27, 2011 - edited
cb000

Just eat a lot of fruits and vegetables. You don't need to drink like 8 cups a day if you eat water-filled foods.

Reply February 26, 2011 - edited
KeybIaderAri

[quote=Chrozome]Then again, too much of anything is bad.[/quote]
That's true.
@above: I'm trying to accept it but the button is gone. LOL.

Sorry for off topic-ness, but does anyone know how to get it back?

Reply February 26, 2011 - edited
Chrozome

[quote=KeybIaderAri][url=http://tinypic.com/r/2mqkjfa/7]It's only about 6.[/url]
It specifically says that if you drink too much or don't brush your teeth after drinking it, it's bad even though it is only slightly acidic. If you leave it on your teeth too long it doesn't help your teeth like it is supposed to.

Everyone is supposed to drink milk, but too much is bad. [/quote]
Then again, too much of anything is bad.

Reply February 26, 2011 - edited
Billionz

It's life. Drink water or die.

Reply February 26, 2011 - edited
aznsasukekun

I love drinking ice cold water! well.. anything cold

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KeybIaderAri

[quote=HwabiHolder]go ahead. upload a .jpg to tinypic or something and link it.
i don't know too much on the subject other than what i've been told
for years and naively accepted without question.[/quote]
[url=http://tinypic.com/r/2mqkjfa/7]It's only about 6.[/url]
It specifically says that if you drink too much or don't brush your teeth after drinking it, it's bad even though it is only slightly acidic. If you leave it on your teeth too long it doesn't help your teeth like it is supposed to.

Everyone is supposed to drink milk, but too much is bad.

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McTrippin

I recommend fuji water. I have tried all the possible water and Fuji seems to be the be best in flavor.

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Logic

[quote=FllUllCllK]I hate to say this but I heard that semen from the male genital tract are actually very nutritious. It contain various pro active proteins that are good for your skin and teeth. Mods I am just talking about science in here so you better think about this again before drop the bomb.[/quote]

Thats what my girlfriend says.

Reply February 26, 2011 - edited
mongolian9999

u should try bleach. very healthy for u

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yahgav

Your killing me larrrryyyyy

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Drag0nLlght

antihistamines are good for you. It relaxes you too!

Reply February 26, 2011 - edited
Missy

you need water to live

so just buy a funnel

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BigDivide

Bacon.

Reply February 26, 2011 - edited
Jazzman180

[quote=LolCats]It tastes like minerals and chlorine and I hate it. Bleh.[/quote]

Then something is wrong with your water.

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KeybIaderAri

[quote=HwabiHolder]I haven't heard much about that acidic stuff, and if anything milk has helped my teeth personally. Let's see what google has to say:
Q. Why is milk good for my teeth when it is high in sugar?

A. Milk is in fact good for your teeth, especially for children. The reason is that milk contains calcium which is needed for building stronger enamel (the outer layer of your tooth), and is low in acidity. In some studies it has been found that cheese and milk can not only protect your enamel from degradation caused by high acidic foods, but can also reverse that damage.[/quote]
But just drinking milk is bad. It says so in Biology book because it is slightly acidic.

I could upload a picture?

Reply February 26, 2011 - edited
StixJP

[quote=coolfire]1 molecule of Hydrogen with 2 oxygen would be good.
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/11/128892188605963207.jpg[/quote]

Stop posting that demn picture everywhere >

Reply February 26, 2011 - edited
yahgav

[quote=coolfire]1 molecule of Hydrogen with 2 oxygen would be good.
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/11/128892188605963207.jpg[/quote]

Hahahahahahahahah that picture made me laugh so hard i fell back and i was holding a full glass of apple juice.
Still funny though.
You owe me a new white t.

Reply February 26, 2011 - edited
Logic

Juice = Water. Asorbic acid and Acetic acid only exist in solution made by water. Therefore you can't go without water.

Reply February 26, 2011 - edited
iElite

Skim milk

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KouKibi

[quote=LolCats]I really dislike tea. And if I need it so bad, why have I been fine for the last 16 years? >=([/quote]

Most drinks are sugary and chances are not good for you.
If you don't like water then you have a problem.
I suggest unsweetened tea.
And if you don't like tea, suck it up and drink water.

Reply February 26, 2011 - edited
claw123

[quote=killerz123]Also... she might be hydrophobic[/quote]

She would be died o_O

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KeybIaderAri

I love milk and milk is healthy but substituting it for water would be harmful to your teeth because it is acidic. Definitely don't do that.

I have never heard of anyone HATING water before. Water is practically the only thing I ever drink except for when I drink milk.

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yahgav

[quote=LolCats]Okay, I [b]hate[/b] water. I can't even bear to drink a glass of it. Soooo what's the next best thing health wise? I know juice isn't that great for you, so would it just be milk? o.o[/quote]

I used to hateeeeee water to, i literally wouldnt drink it. It was all about juice and other liquids...
But after a couple years i liked a little and a little more, now i love the stuff.
So give it time.

Reply February 26, 2011 - edited
FALLENxxWolf

Apple Cider Vinegar obviously.

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LolCats

[quote=HwabiHolder]i prefer 2% milk over all the other kinds.
Cranberry juice is more healthy for you, I hear// on account of antioxidents.[/quote]

I was drinking alot of Cranberry juice before..
And 2% is the best by far.
@Above I don't have to drink water if I dont want too.

Reply February 26, 2011 - edited
Omegathorion

Add lemon into it.

Barring that... milk?

Reply February 26, 2011 - edited
LolCats

[quote=Humanmango]Dihydrogen monoxide should be a suitable substitute.[/quote]

Oh har har har. The chemist in me is loling.

Reply February 26, 2011 - edited
LolCats

[quote=Brinababy]Your body is made of like 60-70% water, its required for every bodily function, its the reason your still alive and breathing, either you start liking water or your in for one harsh reality.

OH and you can mix water with like TEA, or like lemon, or just about anything really.[/quote]

I really dislike tea. And if I need it so bad, why have I been fine for the last 16 years? >=(

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LolCats

[quote=omransms]Is it a certain bottled water that you don't like?[/quote]

I've had every type of water there is. I hate it all.
@above I like swimming. :O

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omransms

[quote=LolCats]It tastes like minerals and chlorine and I hate it. Bleh.[/quote]

Is it a certain bottled water that you don't like?

Reply February 26, 2011 - edited
LolCats

[quote=BowDown2Gir]Because it's tasteless.[/quote]

It tastes like minerals and chlorine and I hate it. Bleh.

Reply February 26, 2011 - edited
BowDown2Gir

[quote=lettucing]how do you hate water? O_O[/quote]

Because it's tasteless.

Reply February 26, 2011 - edited
lettucing

how do you hate water? O_O

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