Ok so this just happened today
Well my friend was being a jackass and spreading rumors about me. So I called him 100's times and put Bieber on the phone.
The next day, we fought.
He could barely kick my ass, so I PWNED him. Then he got pissed and fingered me, but there was a teacher behind and we both got into trouble.
So I was like what the heck if we are both going down I'll yell out his secret. His mom was a lesbian. So I yelled out to everyone _____'S MOM IS A LEZ!
Then he broke out of the teacher's grasp and resumed the fight, which I PWNED him again and kicked him in my balls. Then he cried and ran away.
Did he deserve it?
Edit - omg u perverts, when I said he fingered me I meant he gave me the middle finger
December 8, 2012
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So, let me get this straight...
You kicked him in your balls, and he cried and ran away...?
Not sure if this is a mistake or he cries when you kick your balls
Guys can you please give more serious responses </3
Then fingered you? Oh myyy....... O///O
[quote=DwerG]All of this totally happened.[/quote]
It did happen tho D:
All of this totally happened.
What did I just read..
Needs more Dragons and Ogres.
'fingered'
He deserved only to get kicked in your balls.
Twist: OP is the one who got pwned, but he doesn't want to admit it, so he posts this story to try and regain his pride with random strangers.
[quote=lollol656], which I PWNED him again and kicked him in my balls. Then he cried and ran away.
?[/quote]
deja vu
Can you put Beiber on my phone?
dafaq did i just read
>kicked him in my balls
Whaaa...?
I stopped after "Well".