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[quote=evyxx]God I'm sick of how many people seem to be "fascinated" by Hitler...

Hitler's Rise to Power? The Man Behind Nazi Germany?[/quote]

Hitler is a fascinating. o-o
He;s a politician so why wouldn't I learn more about him.

OT: Put his full name.

Reach for the Sky. Best title evar. (For all those people that don't get it, it's the hitler salute)

@cLearLybaD: Thanks for ignoring all points made. I never said he wasn't powerful, but his tactics were incredibly flawed and it was impossible to retain the land he gained.

@cLearLybaD: He was powerful and expanded his country's territory, sure. But obviously his methods were not sustainable. He underestimated other nations' power (specifically the Soviets) and near the end of the war was pretty much a rambling madman. There were MANY flaws in his strategies.

[quote=Corvjjek]Pardon me, it's midnight and I'm French. I'm obligated to run away from other countries, not study their languages[/quote]
That's cool. I'm American.

@HastyHeist: Pardon me, it's midnight and I'm French. I'm obligated to run away from other countries, not study their languages

Mein Kampf <---My Struggle, AKA Hitler's [i]wonderful[/i] book

[quote=Corvjjek]Neither Rain Nor Snow Nor Hail?

Is that how you spell Hail for that? Hail Hitler? I don't know.[/quote]
lol no

"heil" you noob

Best one so far was the kill to death ratio joke. Keep it up.

@Corvjjek: Fair enough, though I can't imagine a mandatory essay specifically on Hitler (WWII or Nazi Germany or a certain event, sure, but him himself? Seems more student-driven.)

TS, it depends on the topic of your essay. Early life? Rise to power? Decline? His relationships? Or his entire life? You need to be more specific.

@AryanPrince: Ooh, so funny. Hitler/Holocaust jokes are hilarious, and anyone who doesn't like them must be *jealous.* Makes sense.

@Snovvy: I suppose I should be more specific.. People who play up his "strengths" disgust me and (and I admit this is unfair towards OP) most biographical essays I've read and even written in my younger years try to humanize him.

[quote=Quasar]A Hitlerious Essay.[/quote]

you get a cookie. O <---enjoy it

hitler was a great man, he made change.

[quote=AryanPrince]Someone's jelly of his kill/death ratio.[/quote]

hes a godamn camper

"Finding Adolph"

"Dirty German Amateur Reveals it All"

"Hitler's Bizarre Adventures"

"Hitler The Mustache Who Lived"

"Adolph's New Stache"

"500 Days of Hitler"

"Hitler Never Dies"

"Hitler Revenge of the Jews"

"Hitler and The Seven Jews"

"The Mighty Morphing Power of Germany"

"Can You Smell What the Oven is Cooking?"

"Hitlers Kitchen"

"My Little Hitler Can't Be This Cute"

You've got to like atleast one of these...wheres mah cookie :<

I am Jewish and all the titles made me laugh. Good job guys

Neither Rain Nor Snow Nor Hail?

Is that how you spell Hail for that? Hail Hitler? I don't know.

let me see this essay so I can think of a witty title

[quote=evyxx]God I'm sick of how many people seem to be "fascinated" by Hitler...

Hitler's Rise to Power? The Man Behind Nazi Germany?[/quote]

He didn't say he was fascinated. Could be school mandatory. Besides, it is a good topic to learn about. It's almost a narrative on human flaw and influence.

Nein minute report? Just incorporate nein.

God I'm sick of how many people seem to be "fascinated" by Hitler...

Hitler's Rise to Power? The Man Behind Nazi Germany?

"A single Shot to the head"

A Hitlerious Essay.

A man who loved to paint.

Mein Aufsatz.

NEIN pages on Hitler.