How do you stalk someone whos almost impossible to stalk
How do you stalk someone who's almost impossible to stalk?
Okay, before you call me a creeper or stalker, know that this person was going to tell me her Skype and/or Facebook and/or cellular phone number. However, before that could happen yesterday, my house's power went out because of Irene as well as all cell phone lines. (I'm at my mother's house since my house will be out of power for two weeks at least.) Anyway, this person deactivated her Facebook account and also has a pretty common Asian-American name. Oh yeah, and this person's someone I met on MapleSyrup and we became pretty good friends. (I don't care if you bash on me for this.) If I try to find her Skype, it only shows up to 200 search results and doesn't show any new ones. And today would be her last day on MapleSyrup before she quits, but she might not be able to log on because the hurricane's near her home right now. I'm a pretty competent stalker, but there's honestly no possible way I can stalk her. I also know her older sister's name, but she also has a pretty common Asian name. I also know what state she lives in.
And I know Basil is full of geniuses and stalkers/creepers, so I thought this was the best place to get some stalking advice.
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[quote=Wallflowers]So you're not really "stalking" her. You're friends with her and you just want to find out a way to contact her again, right?
That's not stalking.[/quote]
I guess. I put "How to stalk someone who's almost impossible to stalk" because it's more likely to get attention than "How to contact a friend who's almost impossible to find online".
[quote=Squirteezy]So this is still real right?
daww I wish I had friends on basilmarket that would help me troll. I need tippity tips[/quote]
I don't what he's talking about. We did make one troll thread a while back and got plenty of amusement from it. Anyway, this is srsbsns. It's totally real.
[quote=LaughItOff]What the hell, Zub. I log onto Basil to create my troll thread and see that you stole my idea. -.- Next time, I won't tell you my troll ideas.[/quote]
What. You stole my girl stalking thread idea and got like twenty something pages on it.
[quote=LordZubin]I doubt that she'd mind since she tried to do the same on multiple occasions with the help of a friend of mine.
@ZombieOverlord: That would mean that you respected me in the first place.[/quote]
I respected your name...at least until this little incident.
Reverse ip track lolololol
[quote=Cryogenic]Suppose you got her info through stalking anyways. I'd hardly think it a good idea to be all like 'Ohey, I just creeped the hell out of your info. We're still cool, Right?'[/quote]
I doubt that she'd mind since she tried to do the same on multiple occasions with the help of a friend of mine.
@ZombieOverlord: That would mean that you respected me in the first place.
If an unrespect button existed....I'd click it.
Suppose you got her info through stalking anyways. I'd hardly think it a good idea to be all like 'Ohey, I just creeped the hell out of your info. We're still cool, Right?'
[quote=IceyArcher]Agreed.
Just log onto maple, if she's smart she'll know you didn't get her info and will be on.
If not, sux2beyou.[/quote]
She probably doesn't have power and I'm quitting in two days as well. Lul.
Edit: @Stonem and @dopeazn: I'm not going to respond again after what I'm about to say and I honestly don't care if you believe me. However, I've been in several relationships, so don't try and pull the "You're a loser and a no-life nerd" card.
[quote=LordZubin][header=How do you stalk someone who's almost impossible to stalk?][/header]
And I know Basil is full of geniuses and stalkers/creepers, so I thought this was the best place to get some stalking advice. [/quote]
Pretty sure you have us confused with the B boards.