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Would you rather

Face off 50 zombies with your bare hands or fight a giant squid only using chain saw?

Discuss.

EDIT: You will be underwater with the squid and you can breathe. ;3 GAHHH THE CHAINSAW IS WATER POWERED OKAYY? IT WORKS AS GOOD AS A NORMAL ONE!

On a side note:

OMGEIGNEIPNRGPERINERJMSEIHPETMHSET >>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zXcne7fY-s&feature=player_embedded

October 22, 2010

21 Comments • Newest first

Mistmage101

[quote=Billionz]lol... what can giant squid do with a chain saw?

OT: zomg it's the OUBAJEEKASHON! guy! What's his name again?[/quote]

Lol..No you have the chain saw and you're fighting the squid. The squid only has its tenticles, ink, body, blah blah blah.

Reply October 22, 2010
takutoCAT

The chances of me surviving fighting zombies with my bare hands seems pretty dim.
So I'd go with the chainsaw

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Billionz

lol... what can giant squid do with a chain saw?

OT: zomg it's the OUBAJEEKASHON! guy! What's his name again?

Reply October 22, 2010 - edited
Classy

[quote=XxphillipxX]And the lack or reading skills will also.[/quote]

The TS had to edit that after...
Nice try, though.

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Mistmage101

@Impacity: Because you we talking about what could happen if you were underwater with the squid,
I replied with something that could happen if you were with the zombies.

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Impacity

@Mistmage101: SO why did you start talking about zombies when I was talking about the chainsaw?

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Valentino

Zombies.
Side note: homg, anime pls.

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ProSportsAth

[quote=AiRec520]That doesn't make much sense to me. Just because the weight is taken off does not mean that they are incapable to survive.
OT: Chainsaws cant start underwater, zombies. Also if the squid is on land, you still haven't exactly FOUGHT it just its on land...[/quote]
They're incapable to survive because their bodies have become adapted to all the constant immense pressure.
If they came out of that environment, they'd die because their body isn't used to the REALLY LIGHT pressure above compared to the immense pressure.
It's like if we went down 1billion feet in the ocean. We wouldn't be even able to make it that far because the big increase in pressure would probably kill us.
Edit: Ninja'd. ;o

OT: I'm going to use the giant squid's body as a weapon to fight the zombies.

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Mistmage101

@Impacity: What are you talking about? There are 2 different places. Underwater and above land.

Maybe you should think before you post...

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MesoLover

@AiRec520 The body is used to a certain amount of pressure, say there was a huge hole to the centre of the universe, we'd die waaaaaaay before reaching the core, the pressure would increase and slowly squash us to a miniscule size. The opposite for sea creatures, I learnt this in Geology that there were fish in an abyss somewhere that they sent mechanical submarines to get living samples and when the fishes came out of the container they exploded because of lack of pressure.

OT: I don't know I'd take em both EASILY!...... in the right circumstances..... If not I'd just go for the squid and do what Mario did on Mario Sunshine on Ricco Harbor. ^^

Reply October 22, 2010 - edited
Plusle4eva

Zombies. I can't swim very well D=!

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Impacity

@Mistmage101: Then the squid cant breathe so he'll die.

You should really plan something like this before posting it.

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xBlazee

Depends.. will i be able to 1HKO the zombies?

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Mistmage101

[quote=Impacity]@Mistmage101: The zombies couldnt reach me, they would float because water cant go in their bodies.

WUT NAO.[/quote]

Who said there was water around you in the zombie stage? IM THE CREATOR OF THIS MAP AND I SAY NOOO!@!@!@!@!
MWAHAHAHAHA.

Reply October 22, 2010 - edited
Impacity

@Mistmage101: The zombies couldnt reach me, they would float because water cant go in their bodies.

WUT NAO.

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Mistmage101

[quote=Impacity]What if the chainsaw gets jammed with seaweed :o[/quote]

What if the zombies catch you because you're fat and slow?

What happens happens

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ProSportsAth

[quote=AznRyaku]If the giant squid can breathe 1billion feet under water, I'm sure it could take 1 last breath and kill you on land...

Still, giant squid.
MMMM sushi.[/quote]
If a giant squid lives 1billion feet under the ocean, then they must've already been adapted to all that immense pressure.
If they came up on land, they would die, because without the immense pressure, they won't survive.

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Impacity

What if the chainsaw gets jammed with seaweed :o

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Lasorbeams

I choose zombies but they have to be people i don't like

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Skynight109

well zombies cause the octopuss wouldn't kill us however the lack of oxygen will...

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