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ALRIGHT. Everybody knows why they're here. Spit some bars or lay down some sweet, silky poetry. I really don't care either way I'm just bored and want to hear some witty rhymes. Please keep it appropriate.

OKAY I GUESS I'LL GET IT STARTED...

Yo... yo... yo.. gimme a second I'm white.
I know this is supposed to be a rap battle but I'm not lookin for a fight
I'm so bored I could probably take a double edged sword and
kill an entire zombie horde while driving my ford
I'd call myself the Merfordicorn with my great big sword horn
On the tip of my car while spittin these bars
But my flow is weak cause I have no color in these genes
I'm actually a little Mexican but it doesn't count cause I hate refried beans.
Word.

August 13, 2014

15 Comments • Newest first

dmcasian

Sort of off-topic, but you guys should check this out. Yes, it's rap related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4eo5nVMmhU

Reply August 15, 2014
WindowLegs

@0kevqn: i didnt correct anyone....i was just asking if that was what she meant.

Showin' my tattoos, I'm such a showoff (Huh?)
I feel the pain and then rolled off
I got the whole city, they about to go off
How many n*s wit' me up in this b*h?
How many people wanna roll with me now?
Like you know na na na, you know me by now
Know me, know me by now

REP-REP-REPPIN WELLIES ALL DAY SON!

Reply August 14, 2014 - edited
HealAllFear

[quote=makinmonie]I feel that i feel that... But i just wanna say before i get started that Burger King just brought back their chicken fries and you know those are dope. Okay lemme spit.

I don't care about race either
But I'm still not slow
I'm Mexican enough to like my corn with chile
But you know I'm not that corny
Cause I'm still on my flow-
Game is tight Let's read your rights
This is about to get intense here's my belt to bite
Before I whoop ya with it
I'm about to light this battle up
Send a kamehameha in your direction
No instant transmission cause
My rhymes grow slow and then POP
Like a crip tick suckin your blood
When I blue out your brains
You red your obituary and still thought this was a game
You quit four lines ago and didn't even know it
Rap heaven for you now son
You weren't bad enough for hell
I made you look dumb for fun and didn't even use a gun to slay ya
Now go back to watchin Kenan and Kel[/quote]

Lol im too lazy to keep rap battling xD

Reply August 14, 2014 - edited
makinmonie

[quote=HealAllFear]Yo first of all we don't even care
about your skin color not here and anywhere

It's alright if you don't want a brawl
while I'm rhyming just keep playing with your dolls

I see you like the zombies
well i like them too
especially when they eat
slow weak guys like you

I'm completely mexican and i like refried beans
it's way better
than you always hitting up burger king

RESPECT[/quote]

I feel that i feel that... But i just wanna say before i get started that Burger King just brought back their chicken fries and you know those are dope. Okay lemme spit.

I don't care about race either
But I'm still not slow
I'm Mexican enough to like my corn with chile
But you know I'm not that corny
Cause I'm still on my flow-
Game is tight Let's read your rights
This is about to get intense here's my belt to bite
Before I whoop ya with it
I'm about to light this battle up
Send a kamehameha in your direction
No instant transmission cause
My rhymes grow slow and then POP
Like a crip tick suckin your blood
When I blue out your brains
You red your obituary and still thought this was a game
You quit four lines ago and didn't even know it
Rap heaven for you now son
You weren't bad enough for hell
I made you look dumb for fun and didn't even use a gun to slay ya
Now go back to watchin Kenan and Kel

Reply August 14, 2014 - edited
kevqn

@WindowLegs: I mean when you were correcting that other person, not your rap

Reply August 14, 2014 - edited
WindowLegs

@0kevqn: its a rap...is it meant to make sense?

Uh, Uh
Lets take it back to basics
When s**t gets worse we converse
How we need a New Balance before the lines get crossed like Asics
Just look at what we got, if we don't shoot the Reeboks

Reply August 14, 2014 - edited
Hatchet

ight, ight, swag
swaggie
swagger
Im a grocery bagger
I like eating food
Im no ordinary dude
I can spit rhymes like crazy
And your vision is just hazy
you are just jealous of my rhyme skills
because fish have gills
ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Reply August 14, 2014 - edited
HealAllFear

[quote=makinmonie]ALRIGHT. Everybody knows why they're here. Spit some bars or lay down some sweet, silky poetry. I really don't care either way I'm just bored and want to hear some witty rhymes. Please keep it appropriate.

OKAY I GUESS I'LL GET IT STARTED...

Yo... yo... yo.. gimme a second I'm white.
I know this is supposed to be a rap battle but I'm not lookin for a fight
I'm so bored I could probably take a double edged sword and
kill an entire zombie horde while driving my ford
I'd call myself the Merfordicorn with my great big sword horn
On the tip of my car while spittin these bars
But my flow is weak cause I have no color in these genes
I'm actually a little Mexican but it doesn't count cause I hate refried beans.
Word.[/quote]

Yo first of all we don't even care
about your skin color not here and anywhere

It's alright if you don't want a brawl
while I'm rhyming just keep playing with your dolls

I see you like the zombies
well i like them too
especially when they eat
slow weak guys like you

I'm completely mexican and i like refried beans
it's way better
than you always hitting up burger king

RESPECT

Reply August 14, 2014 - edited
Anthorix

Finally,
a rap battle here!

basilmarket;
bulls-eye the target

gonna show you people here
how to rap: with this gear!

Try rhymezone
for all your rhymin' needs
get the right tone
then make your sweet beats

to tell your stories
about your day
don't be boring takin
the easy way

by copying peoples rhymes and rhythm
can't paint a picture with your words,
so you hid' em'.

Get the flow of your thoughts and make em real
give everything you have, gotta sweat appeal.

Reply August 13, 2014 - edited
RitoPls

My girlfriend's Indian.
@Phonetics is a Windian

word

Reply August 13, 2014 - edited
kevqn

[quote=WindowLegs]for all you all?

OT: I drink a boost for breakfast, and ensure for dessert
Somebody ordered pancakes I just sip the sizzurp
That right there could drive a sane man bizzerk
Not to worry Mr. H 2 the Izzo's back to wizzerk

YEAH![/quote]

it makes sense if you're not a grammar Nazi

Reply August 13, 2014 - edited
WindowLegs

[quote=kahime]For all ya'll spongebob fans[/quote]

for all you all?

OT: I drink a boost for breakfast, and ensure for dessert
Somebody ordered pancakes I just sip the sizzurp
That right there could drive a sane man bizzerk
Not to worry Mr. H 2 the Izzo's back to wizzerk

YEAH!

Reply August 13, 2014 - edited
Anthorix

Hey @Anthorix here to feed da' flow
every rap i post is deleted, you should know
the moderators here can't handle my fire
to keep my raps is a dream, desire.

Too bad alot of my raps were deleted. i can't show em off.

Reply August 13, 2014 - edited
kahime

Meatball. Meatball. Spaghetti underneath. Ravioli. Ravioli. Great Barrier Reef!
Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.
For all ya'll spongebob fans

Reply August 13, 2014 - edited
Boseboy

it so simple it so simple like yo dimple like yo dimple

Reply August 13, 2014 - edited