To all the ladies out there
ladies... i don't have to lower myself to the toilets level to piss. I can stand over the toilet and emit my stream into it. I feel dominant. and screw peeing on the sides because it is quieter, I piss directly in the middle. I like to hear my effervescent diluting of man byproduct with water as a congratulatory reasurrance that i have successfully marked something. I am the 1% in the bathroom get at me.
March 13, 2012
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are you referring to girls or female toilets?
[quote=FSHikari]I'm more attracted to the toilet than you [/quote]
Whatever floats your boat. If you want to be a potty chaser, then you go be the best darn potty chaser you can be. Don't you ever let anybody tell you that you can't; i believe in you
I'm more attracted to the toilet than you
[quote=jrnbi12]I sometimes aim to the side, middle, aim in a circular motion around the side or do any other thing. o.o[/quote]
or even maybe aim on the side walls, ceiling, and window...
i take a piss whenever and wherever i wanna
At home I sit down. At public places I stand up, pee in the center, and I don't lift the seat up.
I clicked on this thread expecting something sophisticated and invigorating....
You sir, did not let me down.
[quote=Accomplished]I'm a guy and sometimes i like to sit down and take a leak. SO WHAT?
Also, if i'm in public toilets...i tend to pee to the side. BECUASE THERE'S A THING CALLED COMMON COURTESY!
Just...felt like sharing [/quote]
common courtesy? is it rude to let other people hear you using the bathroom if they are also in the public bathroom? I think if they're going to a public bathroom and getting offended at the sound of someone pissing, theres not much you can do to not offend this person anyways.
[quote=MiseryTheory]That's wonderful... just make sure to put the seat down once you're done.[/quote]
Why of course, like a true gentleman.
That's wonderful... just make sure to put the seat down once you're done.
I'm a guy and sometimes i like to sit down and take a leak. SO WHAT?
Also, if i'm in public toilets...i tend to pee to the side. BECUASE THERE'S A THING CALLED COMMON COURTESY!
Just...felt like sharing
[quote=NotNotKelly]i can too
it's just not that accurate[/quote]
shall i teach you my ways?
ok good thing gender plays a part in this discussion
[quote=currified]Good for you.[/quote]
thank you very very much
[quote=lololZombiedogs]We don't care if your the 1% then.[/quote]
Join the loud side.
The 99% consists of ladies and men who either sit down to pee, or pee on the side of the toilet because it is quieter.