To all the ladies out there ladies... i don't have to lower myself to the toilets level to piss. I can stand over the toilet and emit my stream into it. I feel dominant. and screw peeing on the sides because it is quieter, I piss directly in the middle. I like to hear my effervescent diluting of man byproduct with water as a congratulatory reasurrance that i have successfully marked something. I am the 1% in the bathroom :| get at me.
So ive started trying to rap. I've been doing it for about a month and a half and i wanna know what you guys think.
Rate My Dinner So my mom is out of town for the weekend and she told me "you better fry this chicken before i leave, because i am taking the oil with me so you wont burn the house down while im gone". Okay, i've never had a fire while cooking before in my life, so i don't know what was up with that. Anyways, she leaves and about 4 hours later i start to get hungry. I decided it was time to cook. *looks in the fridge* All i see is a whole chicken. *freezer* just some frozen vegetables. *cabinet* just some red potatos :( .... "what am i gunna eat" i thought to myself. And thats when i remembered, I KNOW HOW TO COOK! :D. and that is what i did. First: i started off with the chicken. Well... she said i couldn't use the over
Rate My Dinner So my mom is out of town for the weekend and she told me "you better fry this chicken before i leave, because i am taking the oil with me so you wont burn the house down while im gone". Okay, i've never had a fire while cooking before in my life, so i don't know what was up with that. Anyways, she leaves and about 4 hours later i start to get hungry. I decided it was time to cook. *looks in the fridge* All i see is a whole chicken. *freezer* just some frozen vegetables. *cabinet* just some red potatos :( .... "what am i gunna eat" i thought to myself. And thats when i remembered, I KNOW HOW TO COOK! :D. and that is what i did. First: i started off with the chicken. Well... she said i couldn't use the over