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If you could eat any pokemon

who would it be?

i would eat a torchic.

October 19, 2011

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NewIce

To start
An nice oddish bellsprout salad with tropius fruit on the side topped with farfetch staff
As a main
grilled combuskin meat topped with bayleaf's bay leaves and tepig bacon bits
For dessert
Miltank milk cheesecake

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jellyjiggler

[quote=gash113]Charizard. Mmm dragon meat o.o[/quote]

Charizard? Dragon? WHAT?

I would eat the clear superior of the dragon pokemon - Dragonite!

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SnailsinnerX

Tepig. Nom nom nom spicy bacon

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bleachedguy

Appetizer: Snorlax
Main Course: Reigigas, and wailord Souffle

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Christinars

Bellsprout. Fry 'em up with some noodles and you get beansprout chow mein. !

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sush99

arceus. its gonna be multi-flavored XD

or reshieram. pre cooked dragon. yummy in my tummy

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Gnawliryc

i'll have a roast farfetch'd for the appetizer, medium rare miltank steaks for the main course, and a vanilluxe for dessert.

i'm so horrible aren't i

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Satoshi1234

Farfetch'd.
According to the Pokedex in one episode, it's quite good when served with leek.

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UchihaNight

It would have to be a Squirtle

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Xandoy

charmander...
his belly is so round
i lurv it
i want to have its babies
mmmmyeaaaah
CHARMANDER!
yeeeaaaah
char char
i wan it
yeaaaah

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gunblade72

Onyx. That would last for a long time.

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mouse1996

Why would someone ever eat a Pokemon? They're too cute to be eaten

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faker

Arceus. mmmmmm five stars

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cb000

Darn it, there's an Oddish in my Bayleef salad. Yuk.

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WiizDynasty

A Kyogre. Yum

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whatsupdude3

Snorlax because he has a lot of meat in him ;D

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christien

Gyarados!

cuz i drive in the fast lane

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BBD

Walord? (the biggest pokemon)
Meat that will be here for a life time

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eddiemanman

Diagla, since he controls time, i can eat him over and over again and hed just reverse the time.

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darkenedrage

Garbador. Nomnomnom.

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FlyingAlmond

smoochum
because looking at it makes me mad since it's so ugly but cute at the same time

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abi232

I would munch on munchlax.

Har har

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CheifWarking

i would eat arceus OM NOM NOM

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SmackBabies

Taurus and Cloyster/shellder and Krabby!

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BoredAsButt

The spaghetti on Dragonite's head .

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Lets

Magikarp. Cooked just right!

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quest5

I love Torchic! c:

But as for the one I would eat, I would go with that Pokemon that looks like ice cream from 5th gen. Forgetting its name.

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TooFly

[quote=iBrixius]Ditto. Just like Jell-O.[/quote]

I always thought Ditto would be more like bubble gum
I would eat tepig. Ham

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AllKorean

Jiggly puff

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pinksinsftw

Tropius('s Fruit).

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henry8

Have Whalelord too, neva tasted a whale b4 if i like it could feed me for years, but if it was crap, i would donate it to a poor african country

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bounty88

Gardevoir....

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12dec2012

gardevoir

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henry8

I would eat a Gyrados

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UAPaladin

Definitely Arceus, he'd taste like everything at once.

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PastaForever

@00HSplease00:
"if you could eat any pokemon"
ok
how did i know somebody would post what you did in spite of the title...

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BurningBladeIV

Id eat a Magikarp.
If they evolve before the meal im so screwed.

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shortmech

i would eat a shaymin. cmon 2 in a bush?
and a moltres .lol kfc alrdy burned and rdy to eat

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MapleSpirit

Torchic would be delicious

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omgpoop

[quote=severals]Krabby. I'd make patties out of them.[/quote]

yeees omg!

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seret666

Vanillite! (That new ice cream 5th gen pokemon)

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plxceo

ditto. I can already taste the jello...

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Josuph

Ditto.

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sparkshooter

Ditto, it'll turn to any food I want.

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Amped

misty.

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tjhermit

[quote=daniel9878]Eating = Oral Pleasure

Just to let you guys know

@Edit: I just realised, that this is still vague to some people

Hahahha it's so funny going back and reading the posts
with this frame of mind

'I would eat Machomp, he looks all hard and muscular'[/quote]

In that case I would totally eat Gardevoir.

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Skardsend

Milktank burger.

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