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Do girls like it when guys mow the lawn downstairs?

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August 28, 2014

17 Comments • Newest first

nindow

make it into liberty spikes.

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fradddd

Make a pattern, like a single stripe, then it won't look completely like a child. And it'll look longer than if it had a jungle.

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Yohsei

leave half of it shaved and half of it unshaved so your girls get the best of both worlds

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BlackWingBlade

Shape it into a perfect V; get rid of the excess hairs surrounding it.

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sparkshooter

The only time when the metaphors that school taught you come in handy.

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Jaredragonx9

unless she likes to floss

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newt236

this site never ceases to amaze me..

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icoleslawderp

Not too long ago, I waited for my downstairs lawn to grow long enough then I tried braiding it. It was quite fun.

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iDrinkOJ

like the jungles of 'nam

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tsubasa128

I thought they like jungle nuts.

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IKickCats

[quote=NonSonoFronz]The chicks I've talked to about this subject prefer trimmed over shaved because shaved makes it look like it belongs to a kid.[/quote]

this don't make it into a jungle and youre good op

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NonSonoFronz

The chicks I've talked to about this subject prefer trimmed over shaved because shaved makes it look like it belongs to a kid.

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EminemsAreBad

The hairiest ones are the best ones.

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MatthewDough

Keep it stubbly enough so it scratches your skin out.

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Icephoenix21

Keep it neatly trimmed at least please.

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Shir

It'd be nice.

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HornyNippIes

I don't think they want a jungle near your 'palm tree'

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