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GMS Exclusive Content- A satirical prediction

[i]Warning: The following post has been rated nonsense by the Basil Posting Association of America. Reader discretion is advised[/i]

Coming in August: Age of Hackers' Triumph
[b][i]Events[/i][/b]
[b]From Aug 9 - Sept 2- "I'll take that"[/b]
See something you like on someone else? Simply talk to Gaga, enter their name, and you'll be sent their login, PIN, and PIC to your registered email account.

[b]From Aug 9 - Sept 2- "PvP Boom Up"[/b]
Tired of trying to play PvP only to watch hackers spam no-delay hacked skills then DC everyone on the map? During this limited time, simply try to get 1 hit on the Ice Knights before DCing. After the battle you will be rewarded with a "Cheater Coin". Collect 12 coins and turn them into Inkee, found in each town to be rewarded a "Scroll of destruction". Each scroll will disconnect all players in a given map.


[b]From Aug 9 - Sept 2- "My PRECIOUS!"[/b]
Have 1 item you love? Why not have 100 of them?

During this event, simply stay logged on for 1 hour to get a quest from Casandra. Accept the quest and be rewarded with a "Scrambled Scroll of ULTIMATE destruction". Purchase the Cash Shop "Ultimate Translator" for 5k to unscramble the scroll. Once unscrambled, the scroll will crash a server of your choice. Time it just right for your chance to duplicate all your items!

[b]"Someone help!"[/b]
Per player feedback (PvProdigy, thanks), Between now and Sept 3, you can purchase a 1-time account protection scroll for 99,999 NX that can protect you from the effects of the "I'll take that" event. Once used the scroll will vanish and protect you from 1 "I'll take that" attempt on your account.

August 1, 2011

6 Comments • Newest first

ryu626

Lol this tread is win Thumbs up

Reply August 1, 2011
Telatsu

Basil can even ruin the concept of satire.

Reply August 1, 2011
myrdrex

[quote=Kamaired]O_o the name of the next update is the Age of Triumph[/quote]

Thanks for the info- updated appropriately now.

@gdfdgh77 Those that can, do. Those that can't teach. Those that can't even do that right become critics.

Reply August 1, 2011
lilcellion

i like the "i'll take that" event
nice

Reply August 1, 2011
ChuckNastee

I like the I'll Take That event.

Fun to imagine what would happen.

Reply August 1, 2011
Darkness762

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja3H_M36za8]You should make a video, like this[/url]

OT: Icwutudidthar..

Reply August 1, 2011 - edited