The zombie apocalypse has started- In Miami To summarize the article- A naked man had to be killed by cops after EATING THE FACE off another man! And don't tell me "oh, it's just 1 isolated incident". That's how zombie plagues start- with 1 person. Just wait until after the holiday weekend when the morgue opens back up and poor, lovable Randy the mortician who likes to eat sandwiches while performing autopsies, opens up the freezer to pull this 'druggie' out of the freezer for the autopsy... We all know what happens next. Soon Randy's undead too and running out into the streets of Miami, just as the summer break college kids are heading into town... And don't forget my friends- headshots and crippling/incapacitating limb shots. Ce
To all Packers fans out there As a life-long Bear fan who is old enough to remember singing the Superbowl Shuffle on my school bus, I would like to take this opportunity to preemptively apologize for the butt-kicking your team of Sprecher Root-Bear swilling, cheese-gobbling fatties will soon endure when they come to my home next week. Don't be ashamed- there's nothing wrong with being second best. You should be proud that your pathetic 3rd world state made it this far. Now get some sleep on your princess beds and let the big boys prepare to utterly trounce your un-washed arses next week at Soldier Field. Bear down, Chicago Bears, make every play clear the way to victory; Bear down, Chicago Bears, put up a fight with a might so fearlessly. W
An interesting study More Educated equals More Religious I found this article interesting: (Note- the study simply shows a larger belief in a higher power- not organized religion, which are 2 totally different things.) It actually fits well with what
Zimmerman helps family of 4 trapped in overturned Suv There he goes profiling again. Assuming every overturned SUV with smoke coming out of it has an issue! Regardless of your views of Zimmerman, this really throws a monkey wrench into the liberal story of him being a rampaging monster hell bent on killing minorities. Those who hated him might want to rethink whether he's just some idiotic wannabe superhero and not an evil person with malicious intent after all... I think everyone over at Fox News just had a collective... (searches for an appropriate word)... happy moment. Meanwhile at MBNBC a large party-platter of crow has been ordered.
Why we can't possibly win a war with North Korea We all better hope that there's no full-blown war with N Korea. Yes, we could absolutely destroy them- but we can't [b]win[/b]. It's mutual destruction at best. How is that possible? Well, they have a couple nukes, and they have short range missiles and we have no missile defense at our borders. All it takes is 1-2 very small nukes and the US will lose up to 90% of its population. ALl they have to do is launch a missile from a box ship off one of our coasts (East, West, of ideally the gulf of Mexico). When that small nuke (only the size of Hiroshima's bomb) goes off high in the atmosphere (they don't have to hit anything accurately- just launch it high)- it will completely wipe out the electr
If Nexon bought the rights to COD COD- Maple ops Note: This is not a serious post- I know Nexon won't ever (can't afford really) that franchise. It's just a tongue-in-cheek look at how it would change. With the way Nexon appears to want to hold our hands and not allow us to challenge ourselves as much- training at mobs precisely your level (No higher! We don't want the player to get hurt!), not allowing players to enter certain maps (so they don't 'accidentally wander into big bad scary monsters that may actually challenge them'), I shudder at the thought of them perhaps buying other franchises. I personally loved the challenge of fighting monsters much tougher than me- always on the brink of a 1 or 2 hit KO. It's a game afterall! But, that
Is anyone surprised by the tragedy in Arizona? When politicians: - Urge people to "Take back the country" - Putting targets on people's names/districts as Palin did a few months back (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/24/sarah-palins-pac-puts-gun_n_511433.html) [b]including the Arizona congresswoman who was just shot[/b] - Urge people to take up "2nd Amendment Remedies" (as the would-be tea party candidate Sharron Angle did) - Applaud people who show up to political rallies with guns - etc... Is there any wonder that some nutballs are going to snap and take things too far? Did anyone not see political assassinations as the next step in the vileness that is spewn forth by our media and politicians? A few months ago, G
Is that hispter fad over yet? Over the last couple months me and the family have been going to the zoo on the weekends. And every time we walk around we see yet [i]another[/i] ironic hipster wedding. *yawn* Yes yes, suspenders and checkered shirts with old fashioned hats for the guys. *yawn* Oooh bride, you're wearing clogs or cowboy boots with your cheap vintage dress. *yawn* Serving your drinks in Mason Jars? Wow! Anyways, I've not met anyone older than, say, 25 who was a hispter. I'm not seeing it at the local junior high... I'm wondering if it's a fad that's dying out with the college aged, recently graduated. Can anyone in high school or junior high confirm that the current hispter fad has passed and I won't have to tolerate that tediu
Any other Scott Sigler fans out there? I'm just curious if anyone else has read (or downloaded from podiobooks.com) any of this incredible sci-fi author's books. Or am I the only die-hard fan of the Ionath Krakens? (and by fan of the Krakens, I mean complete and utter geek). Anyone? Anyone?
The next Friday / Rebecca Black? Dear Lord, save us all I guess 12/21/2012 came a bit early...