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So I was at the club with my friends

So last friday I was at the club, a few friends and I went to the bar. There was this new drink there, we decided it would be cool to try some out. We took a few sips, everything seemed fine, my friend, we call him DJ, he wobbled on to the dancefloor and passed out before he got there, we were freaking out, we yelled at him to wake up and when he did he seemed dazed, he wobbled over to some creepy girl in a wheelchair and started trying to get with her. At that point we left DJ and walked away. Now things were getting strange, I started seeing weird things, the strobelights were all blurry, everything felt like it was in slow motion, I tried to walk back over to the bar with my friend wax I looked to the left, I saw a horse humping a smurf and a two headed midget, I looked away and saw bill cosby on the dancefloor showing off his "woody" then a carebear trying to pick a fight with jesus. Everybody at the club started chanting, it was getting really creepy but I was too dazed to find the door, they were chanting "Little children near and far don't know where your parents are, cry directly in this jar and I will drink it at the bar!" their eyes were glowing yellow, at this point I think I passed out. After that point my friend Wax said he tried to get to the bathroom, he felt like he was going to vomit but the dancefloor was covered in trees, he also felt dazed he kept trying to get to the bathroom, but when he did he felt the vaccuum suction, he said the dancefloor turned into a wormhole, he was spinning around horribly, said he felt like dorothy. When he came too he was at home. We wen't back the next day and demanded to know what we had drank that night.
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She said it was imported Orphan tears.