Blah Argument
So, long story short, I called my boyfriend a mega beta woman during an argument of ours. He said that if he was alpha, he would kick me in the face, I said he wouldn't, and he did. Then he kneed me in the jaw and punched me in the forehead. I tried to leave the house and return his phone to the Verizon store because I was pretty much done after he resented me for not being taller, 100 pounds, and light skinned, but then his mom walked him and made him said he was sorry. Then, he kind of just laid on top of me and hugged me in front of his mom for about five minutes. It ended up being midnight by the time everything cooled down and 2x started so I just decided to stay here because I wouldn't make it back to my place in time for 2x. Now he's asleep and I'm stuck in his house until the morning when he wakes up. What should I do to screw with him, Basil?
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i don't believe in gender equality :I a guy who hit girl would always look worse, but that's me *go in corner*
[quote=EclipseFatale]hmph I dislike men who use violence against woman, for whatever reason... I say "eye for eye, uh what's the 2nd part
my point is that you should punch him in his sleep, that'll teach him a lesson![/quote]
I dislike people who use violence against other people for whatever reason.
Gender equality you dink. if a girl hits you, you hit her back. instigating violence regardless of gender is just being a crappy person.
ot: couple of ideas:
1) fart loudly on his face (preferably in the mouth) to assert your female dominance and reassure him that he is in fact a "mega beta woman"
2) master your magnetism powers. buy like 6 knives, use your powers to cut him once then levitate all 6 knives and point them at him in a dramatic animu pose with one of your hands covering half your face and be like "fufufufu now take my ultimate technique"
no but seriously. that's not cool for a dude to do that even if he is heated.
eye for eye yes but there's a second part to it!
in french the 2nd part is tooth for a tooth what is it in english
and i meant she could punch her boyfriend in his sleep! woman can punch man muahaha i do that all the time and my friend cannot hit me back
You should dump him for @metaghost4 that'll teach him.
I lol'd because you provoked him
hmph I dislike men who use violence against woman, for whatever reason... I say "eye for eye, uh what's the 2nd part
my point is that you should punch him in his sleep, that'll teach him a lesson!
Yeah... breaking up would probably be the best.
So I spilled some Sierra Nevada Pale Ale all over his carpet, but that's unintentional.
I guess I could just post pics of him sleeping or something. Smells like semen, Asian, and booze in his room now.
Oh, by the way, this is Dragegaddon, a Basil user.
oh god so alpha
you should give him a bowjob
is it story time already?
pyromancy works, as long as nobody else sees you
I have an idea if you can get a hold of three strap ons, whipped cream and a granny smith apple.
assert your dominance over him by shoving a rusty tire iron up his pooper