General

What If God

What if God....
-Really didn't care about you playing with yourself, and rolled His eyes at the ones who stopped because they thought it was a sin and be shouted aloud "You idiot, have it your way and not pleasure yourself"
- Didn't really care about eating pork on those specific days and as well rolled his eyes yelling "PORK IS GOOD WTF?"
- Totally shunned circumcision with the phrase of "da fu-, y did u do dat. ow."
If you're getting my flow, what if are so called God actually doesn't care what we thought He would care about.
(Feel free to leave similar remarks as the 3 above, keeping it humane of course , make me chuckle)