This girl took April Fools too far
My roommate put gum and whipped cream and olive oil in my brand new GTX 750 TI graphics card. (cost $150) Obviously it doesn't work anymore.
I'm just glad nothing else in my computer was broken...yet.
What should I do to her?
April 2, 2014
27 Comments • Newest first
Kill her, barbeque the body. I heard human tastes like pork.
@East: Sorry, just skimmed through the comment.
[quote=evonexus]Isn't there some unspoken rule about how money is supposed to circulate between guys and girls? I wouldn't really know lol, you tell me.[/quote]
Not really. There is an unspoken rule of "don't destroy other people's property", though.
[quote=evonexus]assuming you're a girl, just ask her to pay you back.[/quote]
How would OP being male change the situation?
Point a gun to her head and tell her to say her prayers.
When she thinks that it's an April Fool's joke, riddle her jacket with bullets and point the gun right back at her.
When she starts to break down crying, that's when you go "APRIL FOOLS BIIIIAATCHHH"
rather than break her things like everyone suggested, just pawn her stuff until you get $150 back. she'll be out around 500 bucks but you'll have your new card
cut her....jacket, or make her life hell
@Errr: Well when someones asks to take you out to dinner, it implies that the asker is paying so yeah...
Just a reminder that two wrongs don't make a right, so don't get revenge by destroying her property which can cause a long cycle of revenge and that can cause some serious trouble.
I don't think destroying her stuff would be any good.
Honestly, just talk to her and see what happens.. if she refuses to pay you back then i would take legal actions
[quote=East]Say you'll take her out for dinner(drive her there too)
Order the most expensive thing on the menu
Say "brb bathroom"
Go to parking lot, drive home, and laugh. HAHAHA
-Make sure its place pretty isolated from public transportation
-She has to pay the bill[/quote]
Or you could tell her you're paying and that she can leave her money at home, unless you really just want her to spend a bunch of money.
You should assault her like everyone here is saying. That will surely improve the situation.
Or, maybe you should talk to your roommate and take legal/other action if they are not willing to apologize and repay you for the destruction of your property.
slice off one of her nipples and gorilla glue it to her forehead
Maybe you can RMA it
i doubt it though
Make her pay you at least half the damage she caused.
Say you'll take her out for dinner(drive her there too)
Order the most expensive thing on the menu
Say "brb bathroom"
Go to parking lot, drive home, and laugh. HAHAHA
-Make sure its place pretty isolated from public transportation
-She has to pay the bill
tell her to smu
Punch her in the face. April Fools!
IMO I wouldn't even consider that an "April's Fools" since that's just really cruel things to do >.<
OT: Do something that would even you guys up. Like if she pays you back
I would sue her for damage to personal property.
Punch her in the gut, then push her into a hole full of mud.
[quote=nopaycheck]She has a $300 jacket and I have a pair of scissors. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm[/quote]
Cut away the left side of it. That's $150 gone
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She has a $300 jacket and I have a pair of scissors. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
1) she pays you back + $50 for being an idiot
2) takes you out for dinner
3) does all the house work for the week
Make that hoe pay you back.
Make her pay it back.
If she doesn't ruin her things worth more than your card. Sending a joke back woo
You should fake confession and Seduce her.