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Uhm I would like to brag about my one of a kind hat

I jumped out of a helicopter into an ocean fought a shark,flew a plane into an erupting volcano, and climbed a mountain.... Then I woke up.

i got straight a's three times in a row at school.

i don't weigh 500lb like you.

I can dance [url=http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens8739091_1262319960Ballet_Pointe_Exercises.j]en pointe?[/url] And my feet don't look like [url=http://www.the-perfect-pointe.com/images/ppain.jpg]this...[/url] yet... I also have 2/3 of my splits, and I can lift my legs at least 120 degrees~

Nothing about me is worth bragging about.
I would say my self-taught drawing talent but I've still got a long ways to go before I'm even remotely 'pro'.

Umm I can balance a drumstick/Mallet for about 20 minutes. I can do it on any part of hand.
I can also do 180/360 flips and keep balancing.

I jump off airplanes.

[quote=Flexography]I got 2 (brand new) wallets for 1 cent each.[/quote]

Clearly duped

I got 2 bottles of soda for $1.

[quote=Wanton]i dont have a quality that is good enough for me to brag about

EDIT: Actually, maybe [url=http://selfcest.deviantart.com/art/Second-drawing-414587874]drawing?[/url] can I brag about that?[/quote]

Wow that art style <3 <3

i dont have a quality that is good enough for me to brag about

EDIT: Actually, maybe [url=http://selfcest.deviantart.com/art/Second-drawing-414587874]drawing?[/url] can I brag about that?