What are some good combacks?
So, I pretty much fail at comebacks when my bro or someone else insults me.
He's way younger than me, so I felt no need to fight back verbally.
I always ignore people who say things like "You're stupid" and other annoying things.
It's just who I am.
But lately, I've been hearing other people say that I should just talk back.
At first, I didn't listen to them. But if I keep letting people hinder me with their words, they will repeatedly use this tactic.
So what are some good come backs?
Nothing too mean, and something besides: "Your Face" or "Your mom".
(Frankly, we have the same mom).
March 12, 2011
13 Comments • Newest first
i think your neck stepped in somethin.... oh wait thats just YOUR FACE!
is that your face or did your neck just blow an ugly bubble?
[quote=5hezam]I'm Muslim, your comeback did not hurt me.[/quote]
[b][i]Are you sure about that?[/i][/b]
"so?" or "so what?"
Me. You're so *insert adjective*
Someone else: No, you're so *insert same adjective*
Me: If i wanted my own comeback, i would have asked your mother
too good
[quote=Manbearpig]What if it's fun? I like to mess with my brother and friends this way.[/quote]
I'm sure if you are doing it with friends as a joke, it is ok. If you are outright attacking a person, that is not ok.
Just be logical - Don't be irrational by fighting with comebacks. Comebacks are lame.
For example, your opponent says something like
Op: "Lol, your hair looks like crap"
You: "ok"
Op: "LOLOLOL! Do you like crap hair?"
You: "No"
Op: "Then why do you have crap hair? lol, craphair face!"
You: "I don't think my hair looks like crap"
Op: "Lol, you are dumb then"
You: "Ok"
Op: "LOLOLOLOL, you are OK with being dumb?"
You: "I dont care"
Op: "LOL! You dont care! LOL! STUPID!"
You: "Ok"
Op: "Do you like being stupid? Stupid head?"
You: "I didn't think I was stupid"
Op: LOLOL! Of course you wouldn't, 'cause you are stupid!"
You: "Ok"
Look, the point is, if someone is making fun of you, it is because they like to see your reactions. Just keep calm, and react without inciting a fight. Bullies thrive on the fact that they get an emotional response from you. Keep cool, act smarter than the other person, and you will be better off. You don't have to lower yourself to their level by using comebacks.
[quote=lloydragon]My comeback for that would be. "Go tell that to another Atheist and you will get the same answer I don't care".[/quote]
I say that to religious people to piss them off lul
These are pretty good.
I just hope my lame self can memorize these and spew it back like a ninja.
*This works for almost all guys*
You: Do you like to eat p*ssy?
Them:Haha, yea :]
You: YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT DDDD
"Jesus hates you, you miserable worthless blasphemous Jezebel, I suggest you kill yourself."
Works for me all the time and gets people to shut up and walk away.
This happened in real life when some guy called my friend an idiot
Guy: You're just an idiot
My friend: You're lucky you have a girlfriend, at least it isn't a boy this time
Even our P.E. teacher's heard that and they were cracking up
:Your promising youth
"You better comeback with a goddamn sandwich" - some funny guy on yahoo answers