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the story of a brave bird.

today I was helping my woman with her stupid math homework and decided to go look in my car for my old calculator from high school.
i was rummaging around in there for a little bit.. lifting up boxes and other crap in the back of my explorer.
i lifted up this one box and there I found the saddest sight, a little dead hummingbird.
poor little guy. we gave him a warriors burial. he's probably in valhalla or something.

May 9, 2011

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Permafrost

[quote=Khar]1. how did it fly in
2. murderer
3. how is he brave?
4. -1 storytelling
5. tacos [/quote]

1. Birds use are under their wings as lift in order to fly. My window was open so it flew in, nothing i can do about that.
2. I didn't kill it.
3. it just is.
4. My story was dope, go home.
5. sure.

Reply May 9, 2011
Permafrost

[quote=Xoxoqtprincess]@Permafrost well I figured. Do you leave your windows open or something?[/quote]

yeah. if i don't when i get in there it'll be ultra hot..

Reply May 9, 2011
Permafrost

[quote=wr3ckag3]That's sad.

And it's also uneconomical to have storage in your car since it lowers your MPG.[/quote]

my MPG is already like 5.

Reply May 9, 2011
Lmafroggy

A humming bird in a car? What kind of mess do you have in your car YOU MURDERER HOW COULD YOU? jk
Well it's not that bad I've heard worse :c
Humming bird
? ~ 5/?/11 :c

Reply May 9, 2011
Permafrost

[quote=Xoxoqtprincess]So why is there a bird in your car?[/quote]

it flew in?

Reply May 9, 2011
Permafrost

[quote=Disappoint]You must have one fat mess of junk in your car.[/quote]

they're storage containers..

Reply May 9, 2011