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Ahh, late to another one.

I just thought of several, horrible, @darkspawn980-esque jokes. I'll go with a cleaner, if cheesier one.

Given that I'm even poorer than you, I have nothing to give but my love and aff- jfalksdhfahahahaha, I still can't type stuff like that with a straight face.
Well, maybe I can given my avatar, but... you know what I mean.

No.No.No.No.No.No hi alice

@kyuubi: i'll retire to it too then

@darkspawn980 I shall retire to my lonely little corner...

-wanted to give 2b, but decided to give 2.1b instead since the post was too short and all-

@kyuubi: as long as you don't mind my p3nis, anytime hunk.

@darkspawn980 did you know i'm actually a girl? that's why i don't give any mesos to these henehoes who make female chars to golddig
Really? I've known you on maple for how many years and am just finding this out now? Who knew before I did! Oh the betrayal...the horror...when can I take u out?

Farm boxes. Hope for 9% items and ppl Will buy for 70-130m off ya

I love reading these troll post and see people like @ivege freak out.

@Aura0fDeath: Iunno....the top and bottom are female.

@Plusle4eva: Iunno....the equips I have are....quite strong. You'll need to be lv0 to get them. o:

I'll give you 2 bil if you give me 3 bil

[quote=Plusle4eva]you maek me sads [/quote]

Make money yourself everyone else does why can't you? Farm for the Secret boxes (red) in Evolution World. Hope for 6-12% Tempest items and sell for some good meso.

@darkspawm980: you understand it all! My master plan, ruined!

@iEatNoobz: i know right, such a shame!

@Aura0fDeath: no! ME>ERIC OBV! I have the rabbit and the fetish exploit! (Man that's a sentence I'd never to think to use)

@icedemom9: yessssss omg ty 2b, MW30 and empress equips plss i weak

@ShadowOf: chillax, i know its hard to handle. Mesos pls

@wGreg: GEEZ MAN MORE WARNING BEFORE YOU SPOIL THINGS!

@Hiraku: several bags of cheese and a stick of dynamite

@whomg: well, ok. Move to scania and mesos pls

@iVege: you maek me sads

[quote=ShadowOf]@wGreg: totally unexpected what the heck you can make a girl character as a guy is that even allowed how the heck what no way i am freaking out oh my god how just wow oh my god that is so amazing i didn't know you could do that what i am like freaking out a girl thats really a guy who woulda tought oh my jesush[/quote]

did you know i'm actually a girl? that's why i don't give any mesos to these henehoes who make female chars to golddig

that bunny is obviously to incite the "little sister" fetish on his targets, shame on you OP, shame on you.

Should've funded yourself before spending NX on that crap hair, mediocre face, and crap clothes.
Get out gold digger.

[quote=ShadowOf]@wGreg: totally unexpected what the heck you can make a girl character as a guy is that even allowed how the heck what no way i am freaking out oh my god how just wow oh my god that is so amazing i didn't know you could do that what i am like freaking out a girl thats really a guy who woulda tought oh my jesush[/quote]

I lol'd so hard

[quote=icedemon9]I can give you NoxLilith's equips. She has all the pro stuff you need. ;o[/quote]

nuuu, donate to me instead. i is cooler than her XD

I can give you NoxLilith's equips. She has all the pro stuff you need. ;o

What do you need?

I can give you 5bil? Oh wait you're in Scania.

[quote=Plusle4eva]but im weak, it's ok because im weak and you should give me free stuff because I exist[/quote]

Unfortunately you are in Scania, so I can't.

[quote=Plusle4eva]@iChosenDream: I'm paraphrasing f3 too lazy to check on the original thread

@iVege: but im weak, it's ok because im weak and you should give me free stuff because I exist[/quote]

I meant iVege, since it seems like that "you don't come out begging" speech was in the other thread.

@iChosenDream: I'm paraphrasing f3 too lazy to check on the original thread

@iVege: but im weak, it's ok because im weak and you should give me free stuff because I exist

[quote=iVege]You dont come out begging. Earn your way up like everyone else.[/quote]

Haha are you just copying the quotes from the other thread?

[quote=Plusle4eva]but im weak, give me free stuff[/quote]

You dont come out begging. Earn your way up like everyone else.

@iVege: but im weak, give me free stuff

@SilentXynh: Aww, that sucks. It makes this (troll) thread moot :c

@Kazno: A wild plusle4eva appeared

What will Kazno do?

> stare
> throw stuff
> push the authority onto someone else
> run away

Edits: @iChosenDream: omg ty can I have 2b because I exist?

Here, you can have my Beginner Sword.

Why the hell do you feel entitled to free gear?
Make your own money, it's really not that hard.

The other thread got locked

So when a wild DrK finally appears, she asks for free stuff.