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Would you do it?

Would you want to be stabbed, live, and after doing so, you get to meet the person of your dreams (like literally perfect) and live a happy life together?

*Stabbed in the stomach area* (Common right?)

August 8, 2014

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PowPowHammer

[quote=Blackest]idk but you're beautiful <3[/quote]

Shucks thanks bae.

Reply August 9, 2014
Keywhees

No because I'm my own person.
I don't need to depend on other people.

Reply August 9, 2014
Anthorix

@ Windowlegs

Term->how long that perfect life lasts
Clause->a part of a contract
I was just talkin about things that i realized because of you and the posts around you.

The "Great Bargain, Great Deal, Low Price" thread:

back from a movie

i just noticed the consequences of being stabbed in the stomach; how long that "perfect life" is; and the meaning of a perfect relationship if you know that it was only because of some stabbing event, imagine talking about how they are only in love with you because of a certain event, that YOU controlled. Sure, the "perfect love" wouldn't care! but i would care! I would care that someone only likes me because of a certain event that i participated in occuring! It was all because of me! My choices affected someone else for their life!
Thats not true love for me! I want to know its because of them, because of me, because of nothing but chance, luck, randomness, love at first sight/ smell/ whatever.
To me, participating in an event just to get "the perfect girl" is not love, its forced marriage, its servitude, its control of another beings life, melding it with your own.
people around me say, "Yes, it's a small price to pay"
I groan, scream, holler, yell, "It's not a product! Being a part of a perfect relationship shouldn't be a prize justified by "temporary pain."
Some may think, "Hold on, its just for fun. Calm down, we're just playin' round." I try to explain things, but people are so lazy and stupid they can't use the internet to search for definitions because apparently, insight is not worth their time! This kind of thing isn't funny to me. Destiny, choices. Imagine a little boy, normal, charismatic, jokes of killing, only jokes, just jokes about some things. Then remember a man that transformed dreams into reality! Hitler! (and others you might not know about)
Can you understand that i'm posting my own thoughts like everyone else?

I think its a trick-question. A scam. A trick. How could it be "perfect love" if you just won it from some thread? Won it from some injury?
There, i got stabbed, wheres my perfect wife! This game shouldn't work!
This game just grants you a livid dream, able to start "perfection." Who is making it perfect? You? The other person? Does someone else decide what is perfect for both of you?
None of these scenarios grants perfection. This statement is true as soon as it is associated with someone getting hurt. This game does not grant perfection because it lets you choose what happens.

Being a part of some stupid trade is servitude. Servitude to the game maker, any of the made-up gods, to the other person, from the other person, to the bubble universe in which the life granted is "perfect."

This is a huge pile of self-lies, control over another life, sacrifice of all choice or effort.
A grain of diamond, perfect in its inability to think, has a perfect "life" void of incident and confrontation. Just as hollow and perfect as soulless material is, so too, will the perfect life be, because it was granted from a small blood sacrifice and human choice.

Whoever made this scenario is probably a lazy person who should expect the lazy people who want a secure thought of perfection, at little cost ( preservation; dignity; servitude; humanity; freedom;self-control) to participate.

Reply August 9, 2014
Blackest

[quote=PowPowHammer]Would you want to be stabbed, live, and after doing so, you get to meet the person of your dreams (like literally perfect) and live a happy life together?

*Stabbed in the stomach area* (Common right?)[/quote]
idk but you're beautiful <3

Reply August 9, 2014
Zoneflare4

[quote=Twerkable]@PowPowHammer yeah that is what i think, and it's a fact lol[/quote]
yet you still havnt taken what you want from him

Reply August 9, 2014
PowPowHammer

[quote=Twerkable]already found the most perfect guy i'll ever meet so no thanks[/quote]

That's what you think...

Reply August 9, 2014
Reticent

Perfect people are scary. o-o Hell no!

Reply August 9, 2014
Twerkable

already found the most perfect guy i'll ever meet so no thanks

Reply August 9, 2014
East

Depends where I get stabbed.

Reply August 9, 2014
WindowLegs

@Anthorix: i dont know what you mean or how that applies to what i typed =(

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fradddd

Definitely, no hesitation. I already found the most perfect girl so far so maybe we'd have a life together.

Reply August 9, 2014
Shir

No thanks, not worth being stabbed.

Reply August 9, 2014
Midget

[quote=djmaxaaron]Why wouldn't anyone do this. Actually, person of my dreams? My girl is 2d so how the hell does that work[/quote]
you would die and be reborn into the great realm of animu and your 2d waifu will confess to you while stuttering excessively and telepathically painting her face red

Reply August 9, 2014
djmaxaaron

Why wouldn't anyone do this. Actually, person of my dreams? My girl is 2d so how the hell does that work

Reply August 8, 2014
crazypoorer

It depends where you're being stabbed. In the heart, brain, eye, genitals, etc..?

Reply August 8, 2014
Tranquil

I would do it.

Reply August 8, 2014
xDracius

As long as I'm not permanently injured in some way, sure; why not?

Reply August 8, 2014
Anthorix

[quote=WindowLegs]well...she said we will find the person of our dreams and live a happy life with them. It is easier than having to search for that person ourselves.....[/quote]

friggin' clauses: doesn't know how long the term is.

Reply August 8, 2014
WindowLegs

[quote=trashed] and/or delusional that there is "one single person" in the entire world who will make them happy.[/quote]

well...she said we will find the person of our dreams and live a happy life with them. It is easier than having to search for that person ourselves.....

Reply August 8, 2014
yiffyfurry

You have to be more specific.
Where am i getting stabbed?
what am i being stabbed with?
How deep are you stabbing me?
people stab themselves all the time with little needles to check their blood. I heard it's barely painless but it counts as stabbing.

Reply August 8, 2014
PowPowHammer

[quote=MeerCats]I'm not a fan of being stabbed so... no.[/quote]

YOU MUST NOT FEEL LOVE THEN.

Reply August 8, 2014
sidho

well for me, I am a swimmer. Getting stabbed risks me damaging my lungs or heart, or my affect my ability to swim competitively, so not, it would not be worth it for me.

Reply August 8, 2014
GreatBolshy

why not i guess. my pain tolerance is extremely high and it'd be better to take a bit of pain and physical therapy and find "the person of my dreams" rather than taking a risk and getting a divorce or w/e

Reply August 8, 2014
Anthorix

Friggin' psychos [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgfqSOwtd8w]up in here.[/url]

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trashed

whoever answers yes is psychotic for wanting to be stabbed and/or delusional that there is "one single person" in the entire world who will make them happy.

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zeck96

I've been stabbed before, and I can tell you, this would never happen, but IF IT DID. Then yeah, being stabbed just hurts for like 30 minutes, after that it just feels like a bruise.

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MeerCats

I'm not a fan of being stabbed so... no.

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iDrinkOJ

i would rather get stabbed and die in the arms of the person of my dreams with a last slow tearjerker kiss good bye. dramatic death ftw.

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Gex46

I do not see the down side to this.

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Joiry

i aint gonna let him/her stab me >.<

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