How do you cook your Hot Pockets?
Do you use the microwave or the oven?
I personally use the oven because it makes the crust more crispy compared to the sogginess from the microwave
The downside: It takes 15 minutes
July 18, 2014
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@ZaraByte: i try and inspire the uninspired as often as i can. I just hate seeing you little fellas end up weighing more then a beached whale.
lol I don't even eat hot pockets
@ZaraByte: I know, many have told me this before. I shock them when i say "its possible to do both". "I'm sure you will find that out yourself in due time"
@ZaraByte: Once you learn the basics of healthy living (being normal) you will lose all of that extra weight.
I dunno I bake real pizzas, you should try that it doesnt take long
@ZaraByte: tl;dr. get motivation and work out as well as eat right to maintain a healthy body. Dont make excuses. You will find this out in due time.
@AugustRain: OMFG I TOLD U NOT TO TELL ANYONE! UR EMBARRASSING ME. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD I WORKED FOR MY REPUTATION HERE?
@imWanda
Donno if I could ever look at u the same, after U made sweet, sweet love to a hot pocket.
Nasty wench.
@AugustRain:
SHUT UP U SKANK I TOLD U NEVER TO TELL ANYONE!
Go put on some eyelashes you hoar!
[quote=ZaraByte]btw takes time to work it off and i haven't been trying to i got a mother that knows how to cook good food. Obviously if you kids had parents that could cook good to you'd weight more then 50 pounds heh[/quote]
Yeah we would weigh 500 pounds like you. Also would not notice how fat we are until the damage has already been done. then we would go on an MMORPG website talking about how planets can hear us eating.
in 15min i can eat like the whole box of hot pockets lol
rip me
In my pocket. It's a very hot pocket.
Microwave 2 minutes, even though my microwave is weak
[quote=ZaraByte] Downfall about eatting veggies is [b]planets[/b] are still alive so they technically can hear eating them as research has proven.[/quote]
This is news to me.
So is Pluto considered to be alive, or is he left out?
^ omg lol
[quote=ZaraByte]I prefer to not eat precessed foods it has no nutrition in them at all. It's all about fresh fruits and veggies and lots of greens. Downfall about eatting veggies is planets are still alive so they technically can hear eating them as research has proven.
Ramen Noodle soup is even worse for your body no nutrition in Ramen noodle soup at all should watch a video on how long it does you body to process ramen noodle soup.[/quote]
yo botha, it must be defeating to eat that healthy yet still be so fat
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Toaster oven for 15~20 minutes
I never eat those things. It's so lame.
@imwanda i know what u do to urs
Wtf is a hot pocket
"Hot pockets!" (<--- sung in the black woman's voice from the commercial's slogan.)
I don't eat them anymore. But I would ALWAYS use an oven. Even if I microwave first & just pop under a broiler to crisp.
Hot pockets are too expensive tbh.
Microwave bc no oven
Straight out of the freezer.
I usually just heat it up at 400 degree Fahrenheit for 15 minutes and the crust/cheese/pepperoni is hot.
I tried heating one up in the mini oven for about 15 minutes. When i bit into it all i got was some nasty, cold ass cheese and pepperoni.
I dont even like hot pockets but if im going to eat them i microwave, besides i aint got time to be wainting 15 minutes for a nasty hot pocket.
But it's all I have
If I was willing to wait 15 minutes before I could eat I would make something better than a hot pocket.