Back from Another Date with Chinese Girl
I brought her all the way to Stony Brook and gave her an exclusive tour of the campus complete with all of the secret places I know. All the freshmen and international students have moved in already, and I saw some real talent for me to find tomorrow.
Anyway, we met up around 5. We kissed (on the lips) and then she grabbed my hand and held it all the way to the car.
Then we drove for 90 minutes while listening to my dank beats and just chilling. She held my hand about 30% of the ride.
Then we took the tour and we sat on a bench near the pond in one of the quads on campus and made out.
Then I took her to 7-11 for Snapple. Then we went to a diner and we were the only customers. Then I showed her how to dance to one of my Spanish songs. Then she held my hand against her inner thigh the whole car ride home. Mind you, we were stuck in traffic on the BQE and were playing El Mismo Sol on loop for about an hour. Then I drove her to the farthest train station I could bring her to, pulled over, and we made out.
There was one point in conversation when she was talking about how great I was at driving and I started listing all of the other things I'm good at like soccer and how I know how to have fun and how good looking I am. I ended it with saying, "Ya, I'm pretty much husband material at this point." She laughed really hard, choosing to take it as a good thing.
The plan was to bring her home and have sex with her, I even had a bottle of Honejack ready. But my mom didn't end up going out, plus we were both really tired. Better just let it happen later.
Tomorrow I move back on campus and can spend all day finding more qt Chinese girls.
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No idea how seriously I'm supposed to react to anything ritopls says....
I'm so confused
@xylyls: Come to think about it, he never responded back to this entire thread...
[quote=ritopls]I brought her all the way to Stony Brook and gave her an exclusive tour of the campus complete with all of the secret places I know. All the freshmen and international students have moved in already, and I saw some real talent for me to find tomorrow. [quote]
This is why I can't trust you.
[quote=xreniya]my favorite part of this thread is "(on the lips)"[/quote]
Beat me to it lol. Last time I heard someone specify "on the lips" was in middle school. He seems so happy about that, I picture some creepy sweaty guy like *breathes heavy* "she held my hand"
Meanwhile on the Earth that is not really the Earth that all but Ritopls lives on...
@happyjoystick: why
You used "Then" as the first word in your sentence six times in a row.
[quote=dragon11]Asian girls only after money.[/quote]
if that's the case what is she doing with @ritopls
#srydonthurtme
#shotstho
#moneylover
my favorite part of this thread is "(on the lips)"
[quote=0kevqn]@nicepics: If the girl is ugly then this thread doesn't even matter. Might as well be fake[/quote]
@RitoPls doesn't respond to people who call him out. It's useless, he'll never reply to you.
Asian girls only after money.
[quote=qtwarriorxx9001]i bet you just think up of all these scenarios in your head, trying to make yourself look like a chad[/quote]
Well, they did meet for some kisses.
2 timing is a nono
i bet you just think up of all these scenarios in your head, trying to make yourself look like a chad
@0kevqn: @ritopls an interesting womanzier...picking up foreign chicks like a pro
"how good looking i am" LOOOOOL i hope you aren't serious
@nicepics: If the girl is ugly then this thread doesn't even matter. Might as well be fake
[quote=0kevqn]Give me a picture of her or this thread can't be certified[/quote]
Seconded. Just for ceritification of a nominee for best blogmarket post.
Give me a picture of her or this thread can't be certified
[quote=missy]this was rather interesting to read
why was this interesting to read[/quote]
Have you ever read ritopls threads o.o
I'm dissapointed. After all that finessin' you couldn't bang at the end?
**I. AM. DISSAPOINT!**. (But your stories always interest me tho, ritopls...)
this was rather interesting to read
why was this interesting to read
Who is your gf? Are you actually taking these relationships seriously? o.o