Omggg I hate it when I eat too many tacos and get diarrhea
Hey guys guess what Obama follows me on Tumblr.
Omggg guys guess what My mom takes weed. . . . . . . . . . . . off of our front lawn. And my dad is addicted to coke. Coca-cola.
Omggg Guys Guess What "Sacrifice" sounds like "Sack of rice". :D :D :D :D
Omggg guys guess what Obama follows me on Tumblr.
Omggg guys guess what I just realized how skinny I am. I look like one of those prisoners during the World War.
Potatoes are amazing have you tried one?
Omggg I hate it when I poo and there's small chunks of corn stuck to my poo
My life story My name is Bob Potato. My family was murdered by pirates when I was 7. I started working at Taco Bell when i was 13. I am now 53 and I have gotten divorced 7 time. :~( :~( :~(
Stop stealing my threads Vaseline. Original petroleum jelly.
Omggg guys guess what My life sucks. Kill me pls.
Omggg Guys Guess What african kids are hungry
Omggg guys guess what i just found my 8th wife. her name is Timbo <3
Omggg I just realized that my 3rd wife, Timba, was actually male.
Omggg my armpits are sweating so hard it feels like Niagara Falls are under my arms
Omggg I just realized that My 7 wives probably left me because I was physically abusing them. :)