General

You were walking home from school, and upon reaching third and ninth you encounter a shabby cluster of black people. You yell racial slurs saying you are better than them and you have no fear until suddenly one of them took notice of your squeaky voice. In a commanding voice he yells, "What CHU say BOi? Yo that n@@#O@$ talkin !(*#$&(*." With that you notice the not so shabby anymore cluster of black folk pull out their nine mm gats and start shooting at you. Immediately you bolt it down the street. Miraculously you got home unharmed, "Black folk can't aim LOL" you think to yourself. However, it turns out that those shabby black folk were members of a gang called Crips, or at least that is what their blue bandannas was meant to convey and while you were running for your life you managed to hear some not so pleasant death threats on your, and your families lives. Immediately you realized the next day you should transfer neighborhoods.

@ScoutTarget: thats so weird, shouldnt they just let u go to the high school closest to ur house, thats how it works for me

you are alone. it was P.E. and you had your head down playing games on your smart phone when you feel a soft hand grab your arm. you look up from your phone and notice it was a very attractive girl with past shoulder length pretty curly dirty blonde hair and huge deep blue eyes that look like the ocean that you only see in the animes that you watch at home. your face turns red and you look away with your glasses down pretending to be going back to playing your game to make it less obvious that you think shes cute. her mutter, "yes?" to her, trying to not stare directly into her face. she commands you to handle over your lunch money and kicks your shins to let you know she means business. you are speechless and surprised by her actions and respond with a "what...?". you feel your glasses fly off your face and your vision blurred and you feel disoriented when you realize that she slap your face so hard that your glasses felt to the ground. you struggle on your hands and knees feeling the ground for your glasses as she makes off with your lunch money. you finally find your glasses after searching for a good fifteen minutes brush yourself off. you feel a bit disappointed that you won't have lunch today but there's a warm feeling in your chest...you wonder is this love?

You must emphasis how racist you were being in front of those black men, or else they will not transfer you schools.

You were walking to school when 49 black guy jumps at you. Luckily you know Kung Fu, Karate, Taekwondo, Wing Chun, Aikido and Muay Thai
and defeat them all with ease.

Or you could just suck it up.

one morning as you were getting to school and made your way to the lockers you felt a large figure almost a foot taller than you cast it's shadow over you. you feel the ground shake and hear the sound of loud stomping feet. ignoring it, you face the lockers and start opening it. as you get it to open, you feel a great force pushing your face hard hitting the lockers. you think you might have broke your face. your feel your body being picked up off the ground and suddenly you're shoved inside the lockers and the light from outside is quickly gone as you notice the locker door is shut. you panic and bang hard on the doors and yell for help but noone hears you as all the kids are noisy chatting and rushing to their class. you start to tear up....

it's a new school, so i didn't really know my way around. i was going up a deserted staircase when i came across a group of black seniors who were blocking my way. they didn't let me pass, so i said "excuse me," and they didn't like that some scrawny asian freshman was talking directly to them, so they shoved me down the stairs.

Here use this
Last week I was caually walking back home then I tripped over a rock, fell into a conveniently placed bowl and a giant egg beater came and [b]beat[/b] me to semi death
ya like that?

If you get mugged in a bad neighborhood they won't move you schools, but if they understand that being racist is in your inherent nature, then they will have to move you for fear of letting you get injured because most people don't like when someone is being racist to them to the point of making an action.

its all about the

Fail Asian.

@civfanatics:

uhm who are you? o.o

fail asian

my suggestion is the best, because they have to move you due to immediate danger due to something you said and can't take back. A simple mugging isn't good enough reason to move you high schools.

Just say you dropped some soap in the washroom and got violated from behind

@Ipoopster OMG I'm so sorry! I'm so daft... I accidentally quoted you instead of the TS... sorry about that, I'll edit it...

Tell them you got beat up and threatened for racist comments, then they will have to transfer you to a school with less black people.

@civfanatics:

thats deep

[quote=Hatchet]You were walking back from school (or whatever) to your house but you decided to go to a (insert store where they sell candies). As you get your candy and leave, you head out the back corner. Someone approaches you and asks "hey yo, you got any money?" You respond "Sorry, I need the money for the bus/some other reason." The guy starts raising his voice louder and louder, demanding you give him the money, you repeatedly say no even though you are scared. He punches you in the left cheek knocking you down on the ground and he steals your money and your candy.[/quote]
@Hatchet
Thanks, That's actually a really convincing story.
@Zulucker
My school has a lot of gangsters and what not, I'm pretty sure I can convince them that he was just a big tall male, black and he had a school ID on.

Is your high school so lenient that they'd skip straight to transferring you, without bothering to find out and punish the person/people who supposedly beat you up? There's a 100% that a stranger won't play along with this absurd scheme, and you'd be a jerk to get a friend to take the fall.

[quote=Zulucker]What if they ask him who was the culprit?[/quote]

he was wearing a ski mask

on your way home from school a guy started talking to you and wanted you to join his Cult
you ran away
but now are scared to go home the same way.

[quote=Hatchet]You were walking back from school (or whatever) to your house but you decided to go to a (insert store where they sell candies). As you get your candy and leave, you head out the back corner. Someone approaches you and asks "hey yo, you got any money?" You respond "Sorry, I need the money for the bus/some other reason." The guy starts raising his voice louder and louder, demanding you give him the money, you repeatedly say no even though you are scared. He punches you in the left cheek knocking you down on the ground and he steals your money and your candy.[/quote]

What if they ask him who was the culprit?

You walk around the school to only see the biggest, baddest monster, Bob the snail, and so Bob the snail owns you.

@ScoutTarget could see their twisted smiles as they pounded him into the ground. They shoved and abused his fragile body and shattered him into pieces as everybody else watched and encouraged them on. The last things @ScoutTarget saw were the demented ebony faces of his assailants as he lost consciousness and gave in to the darkness.

You were walking back from school (or whatever) to your house but you decided to go to a (insert store where they sell candies). As you get your candy and leave, you head out the back corner. Someone approaches you and asks "hey yo, you got any money?" You respond "Sorry, I need the money for the bus/some other reason." The guy starts raising his voice louder and louder, demanding you give him the money, you repeatedly say no even though you are scared. He punches you in the left cheek knocking you down on the ground and he steals your money and your candy.

if it's a lottery then there has to be a reason why that school you're going to is crappier than the latter...

@scounttarget

it happen at the school ice cream store.

Try to make the occurrence around the highschool.

you walk down the park for some ice cream the suddenly 5 wild black guys appear they whip out ak-47's and smack you with them. after that they ripped off your pants and shoved ice cream up your anus. then 5 mexicains appear and whip you with tacos.