Scenario: There is a murderer in your house
You have 5 minutes to get an item from your room to prevent this murderer from killing your parents and other relatives in your house (pets included).
What to you use?
Since my "room" is my whole apartment I would probably die before I can do anything else, but if I'm lucky I can get my hands on a kitchen knife faster then he can kill me.
March 31, 2011
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Ask him if he wants to play Black Ops
The dagger/pocket knives my brother keeps. Or if I can reach the next room, a shotgun. But I'd probably just sneak out through my window and run for help.
Offer him cookies.
Jump out my window. Hopefully I don't break anything.
[quote=PockyAddict]Just look the other way; I'm not very fond of my parents.[/quote]
After he killed your parents he's after you. What do you use to protect yourself?
My vibrator.
i have an xacto knife in my room
[quote=PockyAddict]Just look the other way; I'm not very fond of my parents.[/quote]
Jesus, what has this world come to.
I can.. wimp out. I can talk the talk, but I'm sure I wouldn't walk the walk.