E3 2013 highlights
>E3 2013
>Nintendo skipping a major conference
>Sony and Microsoft dck size contest on the show floor
>Valve is nowhere in sight
>suddenly during the Microsoft conference
>an enormous Combine dropship flies over the E3 floor
>everybody looks up
>something falls out of the ship
>it's massive
>it lands on the E3 building and a 9.0 Earthquake surges through California sending the entire state out to sea
>volcanoes explode
>tornadoes blow across the United States
>Tsunamis wipe out island nations
>Japan has to summon its league of Giant Robots to stop the destruction
>when the dust settles over the Los Angeles Convention Center...
>Gabe Newell is on the remains of the stage
>from the crater that was once the LACC Gabe Newell begins eating
>everybody waiting for him to speak
>he finishes a burger
>he finishes a taco
>he finishes a porterhouse steak
>he finishes an entire Octorock
>he finally says one word
>welcome
>begins eating more
>finally starts talking again
>to E3
>then suddenly on the only remaining screen
>a video starts playing
>rise and shine...
>mr...
>free...
>man...
>HALF
>LIFE
>3
>Gabe Newell then says
>and now for the real announcement
>screen changes
>RICOCHET 2
>DAY OF DEFEAT 2
>"who needs 3 when you have 2"
>Gabe Newell officially announces that all Half-Life development has ceased and will never resume again
>the surviving gamers are outraged
>they climb on stage and attack Gabe Newell
>they cannot penetrate his enormous folds
>then suddenly
>Reggie Fils-Aime of Nintendo appears
>he cries over the crowd
>one
>two
>THREE
>then the blob like Gabe Newell on stage seemingly disintegrates
>it reforms into a monstrous Gabe-being
>Reggie explains that this is the Anti-Gabe
>the true Gabe Newell...
>IS HERE
>the real Gabe Newell appears from the heavens and eats the Anti-Gabe
>he announces Half-Life 3 for all platforms using Source 2 the most realistic and advanced physics engine in gaming
>Half-Life 3 will launch TOMORROW
>it's the greatest game of all time
>perfect
>glorious
>376/10
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[quote=HastyHeist]>le meme arrow[/quote]
>le green meme arrow who u quote lel less than inequality
FTFY
Guys I am very upset with you all this was supposed to be a family friendly thread now everyone is angry at eachother srsly y does this happen every time omg ihu stop pliz.
[quote=Kuroda]This thread is hilarious i'm dying @ExinityRebirth and @Ecliptic[/quote]
I'm glad you enjoyed it
End this thread please.
@ExinityRebirth: Enlighten me then please.
You were the first one to throw insults, then you go on to claim that I was the first one.
And yes, I understand that all of this could have been avoided.
@ExinityRebirth:
Actually my argument does make sense. You were the first one to throw insults.
You were the first to throw insults, and I retaliated, unless you consider saying something is ironic is an insult of course (in which case then, I was the first to throw an insult).
@ExinityRebirth: The same goes for you too.
"its pretty obvious you don't know what you're talking about but hey, if you want to get so anal about it have fun."
"God damn it must really suck to live anywhere near you."
Secondly, I was referring to my first post, not the ones that came after because you were the one who threw the insults first.
[quote=Kuroda]>calling these meme arrows
>[url=http://i.imgur.com/JP87Y4N.jpg]mfw[/url][/quote]
>le meme arrow
@ExinityRebirth:
I didn't spew an insult. Are you kidding me? Saying something is ironic is an insult now.
What did I bring up over and over again? I just listed some examples.
[quote=ExinityRebirth]@Ecliptic: Its not though, this is like the third or fourth time you've done it. "You are getting so mad already, you get no attention in real life" Oh so original, want a cookie for that mental illniss of being unable to think for yourself? Because you sure do love to spew a lot of over used crap.
Go look up some multiplatform performance of games like DMC and Skyrim then you'll see what I'm talking about.
But whenever you decide to stop holding your grudge and stop being anal about things that would be great. Considering the only arguments you can use are "You get no attention in real life" and "You're so mad already" with pretty much no basis shows how credible any of your arguments are.[/quote]
It's funny because your arguments revolve around things like " want a cookie for that mental illness of being unable to think for yourself? Because you sure do love to spew a lot of over used crap" or "must be nice taking your head out of your arse once in a while" or "your argument is going no where".
And I am not the one holding your grudge. I simply pointed out something that was funny to me, and you exploded completely with all of this crap. Learn to take a joke.
@ExinityRebirth: This was the first time I posted "oh the irony".
And I clicked to read a thread and saw a post that made me laugh. Don't think I am only replying to you, I reply to countless people on these forums to share my opinion. You must think that I stalk your posts because you get no attention in life.
You are getting so mad already.
http://ca.ign.com/articles/2010/08/26/xbox-360-vs-playstation-3-the-hardware-throwdown?page=1
That is pretty much what the entire 1st page of google throws out.
[quote=ExinityRebirth]@Ecliptic: Because I made two threads about Xbox One? I don't post about it in every thread that's even losely related to gaming like Mapalo. Its pretty funny though that you're still holding on to this though.[/quote]
Don't kid yourself.
The whole "xbox 360 is more powerful than the PS3" did it for me.
Plus you were defending the xbox one so valiantly like your life depended on it.
10/10 would r3ad again (Wtf Basil, did you seriously censor that?)
[quote=ExinityRebirth]The fanboyism has made its way up the anal cavity in this one.[/quote]
The irony.
[quote=ExinityRebirth]>Highlights E3 without it happening
Okay.jpg[/quote]
When is it?
>shiggydiggy2012
@hobodeity
>mfw all dubstep is skrillex and every 3d film is pixar
[quote=HopesAnchor]No one honestly cares.[/quote]
I care about everything, be quiet you insolent child.
>Using Meme Arrows on Basil
>shiggy diggy doo